What POTC characters would NEVER say...

im glad that his last line was "pirate" too, not only because its the perfect line for that moment but because the way he said it was sooo freakin hot! 😍

*sigh* I'm going to go and make some more stuff like that... *digs through archives of scripts and what not* I'lll be back.

hehe

but before that, i gotta comment on the sig again.. i love it! i love that movie too.. >.<

I LUV U CHIKI!! AND THIS SIGGY!!!

lady_captinjack I LOVE YOUR SIGGY - OH THE HEAT, LMAO and ivebeendepped43 your siggy rocks too, I love Mort Rainey

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i luv ur siggy lady_captinjack!!! and thank you audio heart

Jack and liz were talking. giggling and having a great time, then they stop as Will comes up to them

Will: Elizabeth darling lets have fun tonight meet me in my room
Elizabeth: Will!! i am not going to leave Jack it will be rude
Will: It's okay Jack you won't be lonely i can go both ways.

idk if anybody posted something like this if so my apologies

Beckett: do you know if Elizabeth chosen who she wants to be with yet?
Norrington: No this trilogy keeps going back and forth
Beckett: It's not a difficult decision she can either become Mrs. fishface or sail with the sexiest pirate in all the Biosphere. I my self would want to become fishface.
Norrington: Nah sail with the sexiest pirate sounds much more exciting.
Beckett: Jack Sparrow does know how to score with the ladies
Norington: Not only just ladies........

Hope you enjoyed!!

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lmao!!!!

I use part of 1st movie, when Elizabeth lay in her bed, after rescuing.
Estrella: But the Commodore proposed. Fancy that. Now, that's a smart match, Miss, if it's not too bold to say.

Elizabeth: It is a smart match. He's a fine man; he's what any woman should dream of marrying.

Estrella: Well, that Will Turner, he's a fine man, too.

Elizabeth: Yes, he is. You should be married... You will look as a nice couple.

that is interesting.... hmm cool...

Ah, Estrella the maid. Will she ever find happiness?

Estrella: It must have been a trying day for you, miss.

Liz (reading): I don't hear pillow fluffing.

Estrella: I bet Jack Sparrow gives great oral.

Liz (looks up): What are you talking about?

Estrella: Nothing. I heard the Commodore proposed.

Liz: Yes, he did.

Estrella: (fluffing pillow) I bet the Commodore would do some kinky SM stuff with me.

Liz (not paying attention): Why don't you bring me another blanket?

Estrella: Will Turner's a smart match, too.

Liz: Is that a joke?

Estrella: No, I bet Will Turner spanks really hard. (pause, realizes Liz isn't listening to her) Aliens attacked yesterday and implanted a pod in me. (Liz doesn't react) Will Turner is gay. (Liz doesn't react) Norrington's going to end up betraying everyone by stealing the heart of Davy Jones (Liz doesn't react) Jack Sparrow and I accidentally bumped buttockses together and he wasn't disgusted.

Liz: You b*tch! (lunges at her)

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lmao Willofthewisp you are very talented that was really funny!!

You just have to feel sorry for the poor girl.

Estrella: Miss! They've come to kidnap you!

Liz: Why?

Estrella: You're the governor's daughter. I've imagined the whole thing. They're going to take you into the captain's cabin where he's going to do wild and amazing things to you and before you know it, you'll return to us a pirate wench.

Liz: I be no one's wench!

Estrella: Can I trade places with you then?

They woud never say.
Dude,are oyu on crack or someting?

ha ha, so funny :laughing: 😱

😂 😆

sorry to break the laugh streak, but here:

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
I'd put that in the weird category, but hey, they'd never say it. 😉

taken from Star Wars guys, well, some of it(copy pasted some of these from scripts too.. tweaked it a lil bit... pasted a part of this to this and so on and so forth)...... check it out..

Jack: My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are... troubled.

Liz: I just thought I’d be married by now. I'm so ready to be married.

Jack: [Jack pops open a bottle of rum, hands it to her and she takes a drink, looking upset] You know... [clears throat] Lizzie, I am Captain of a ship and being captain of a ship I could, in fact, perform a marriage right here. Right on this deck. Right… now.

Liz: [Liz looks even more disgusted, hands him the bottle and walks away] No, thank you.

Jack: [follows her] Why not? We are very much alike you and I. I and you... us.

LEIA Liz: Oh, you make it so difficult sometimes.

HAN Jack: I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all
right.

LEIA Liz: Occasionally (a little smile, haltingly) maybe...when you aren't
acting like a scoundrel pirate *like that's gonna happen*.

HAN Jack: (laughs) scoundrel pirate? scoundrel pirate? but I am one love...

Jack holds Liz's shoulders affectionately..

LEIA Liz: Stop that.

HAN Jack: Stop what?

LEIA Liz: Stop that! Let go.

HAN Jack: Sshh!

LEIA Liz: Let go, please.

HAN Jack: Don't get excited.

Liz becomes irritated.

LEIA Liz: Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.

HAN Jack: Sorry, sweetheart love. We haven't got time for anything else. (let's go of Liz's shoulders) What are you afraid of?

LEIA Liz: (looking right into his eyes) Afraid?

HAN Jack looks at her with a piercing look. He's never looked
more handsome, more dashing, more confident. He reaches out
slowly and takes LEIA Liz's hand again from where it is resting
on the deck rail(or something). He draws it toward him.

HAN Jack: You're trembling.

LEIA Liz: I'm not trembling.

Then with an irresistible combination of physical strength
and emotional power, the space pirate begins to draw LEIA Liz
toward him...very slowly.

LEIA Liz: You like me because I'm a scoundrel pirate. There aren't enough
scoundrel pirates in your life.

LEIA Liz is now very close to HAN Jack and as she speaks, her voice
becomes an excited whisper, a tone completely in opposition to
her words.

LEIA Liz: I happen to like nice men.

HAN Jack: I'm a nice man.

LEIA Liz: No, you're not. You're...

He kisses her now, with slow, hot lips. He takes his time,
as though he had forever, bending her body backward. She has
never been kissed like this before, and it almost makes her
faint. When he stops, she regains her breath and tries to work
up some indignation, but finds it hard to talk.

earlier....

Jack: [turns to face her] As I said... persuade me. [Elizabeth walks away]

Norrington: [walks up to Elizabeth standing at the ship's rail with a smile on her lips] It's a curious thing, there was a time I would give anything for you to look like that while thinking about me.

Elizabeth: I don't know what you mean.

Norrington: Oh, I think you do.

Jack hears it and follows.

(here's the star wars part. i swapped the names and tweaked the lines... though it doesn't sound like them, what do you guys think?)

Jack: Come on! This is all because of the way you feel about
me.

Liz: Yes. You're a great help to me. We are getting Will back...

Jack: No! That's not it. Come on. Aahhh -- uh huh! Come on.

Liz stares at him, understanding, then laughs.

Liz: You're imagining things.

Jack: Am I? Then why are you with me? Want me to give you a kiss?

Liz: I'd just as soon kiss the monkey.

Jack: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss!

Angrily, Jack strides down the deck as Liz stares after
him.

that wasn't... exactly.. romatic is it... 😕