Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
😂^^ that gave me an idea...
Jack, Liz, and Will opened up a restaurant located on Tortuga...
Liz: *on the counter* We are now open to serve you. What is your order ma'am?
Giselle: *standing first in line* a batch of cookies..
Liz: and for drinks?
Giselle: I'd have rum.
Will: *shouts from the kitchen* do you want fries with that?
Giselle: Uh, no.. thank you.
Liz: three gold coins please. *giselle hands them over* thank you. The order will be delivered to your table.
Will sends out the order, Jack delivers it.
Giselle: *stands up* Jack! *slaps him in the face*
Jack: What was that for, you wench?! you have slapped me already before!
Giselle: reflex. *eats, and finishes* Jack!!!
Jack: yes? are you gonna give me a tip?
Giselle: *slaps Jack in the face* here's your tip. *leaves*anyone can add anything... srug it sucks anyways lol...
next customer...
Liz: Hello sir, how may i help you? What's your order?
Random Pirate: *obviously, drunk* you can help me if you marry me!
Liz: *rolls eyes* May i take your order sir?
Random Pirate: A plate of DORITOS please, and a side of cookies...
Will: *shouts from the kitchen* would you like fries with that?!
Random Pirate: Nay.
Liz: any drinks?
RP: rum missy. and make it quick.
Liz: four gold pieces please...
RP: How about a kiss for my payment? I'm certain it will be worth more lassie..
Liz: *murmurs under breath* bloody pirate... *shouts* Jacccckkkk! Kindly, 'escort' this man outside. he hasn't got a single coin on him.
Jack: Of course love... *turns to RP* now, if you could just leave...
RP: why don't you make me!
Jack: Will! Remember how your biggest dream is to kiss a pirate? Here. He's all yours.
Will: *comes out of the kitchen* Jack, its actually to kill a pirate...
Jack: whatever... do what you want with it.
Will: I'd certainly have agood time with this one... *drags him into the kitchen, and they heard screams...*
now.. it's up to you guys to speculate, why the pirate screamed... was he being tortured, or... ah.. it's up to your imaginations... 😉
Iron birds of fortune
Adrift above the skies
Cloudy revelations
Unseen by naked eyes
Flying tools of torment
Will penetrate the sphere
Erupt the rock of ages
Bringing final fear
* Instruments of destruction
Tools of powerplays
It's a violent eruption
Existence drips away
What it really matter
When nothing really counts
Grave eternal darkness
When drained of every ounce
And when the nightmare's over
The final from the storm
Dust of all creation
To ashes we transform
There is a super heroe's meeting
Superman: I am glad all of you can join us for we all have defeated evil and good has prevailed
Spiderman: it was really nothing i mean having spidy powers really helps
Superman: Yes and being able to fly and invincible helps as much
Batman: No being able to fight like a bat is way more useful
DD: No being able to matrix moves is the best
the whole super heroes were arguing over who has the best powers and nobody seem to notice a man in a tricorn hat try and sneak out
Superman: You there pirate!
Jack: Captain Jack Sparrow mate don't forget that!
Spiderman: why are you here what is your power
Jack: i own a ship and traded my soul for one too
Jack looked around the room and he can see everybody is looking at him funny
Jack: It is the fastest ship in the ocean it is the only ship to catch the flying Dutchman
Batman: How come you are a hero
Jack: I defeated East India trading Company and Davy Jones
DD: so you are a hero like us for doing that?
Jack: No I am a hero like you becasue i defeated not only evil i got the beautiful girl too just like you all did so i am as good as any of you savvy!!
dd is daredevil just telling you
I was bored and arachnid1 gave me and idea from his avatar
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
next customer...
Liz: Hello sir, how may i help you? What's your order?
Random Pirate: *obviously, drunk* you can help me if you marry me!
Liz: *rolls eyes* May i take your order sir?
Random Pirate: A plate of DORITOS please, and a side of cookies...
Will: *shouts from the kitchen* would you like fries with that?!
Random Pirate: Nay.
Liz: any drinks?
RP: rum missy. and make it quick.
Liz: four gold pieces please...
RP: How about a kiss for my payment? I'm certain it will be worth more lassie..
Liz: *murmurs under breath* bloody pirate... *shouts* Jacccckkkk! Kindly, 'escort' this man outside. he hasn't got a single coin on him.
Jack: Of course love... *turns to RP* now, if you could just leave...
RP: why don't you make me!
Jack: Will! Remember how your biggest dream is to kiss a pirate? Here. He's all yours.
Will: *comes out of the kitchen* Jack, its actually to [b]kill a pirate...
Jack: whatever... do what you want with it.
Will: I'd certainly have agood time with this one... *drags him into the kitchen, and they heard screams...*now.. it's up to you guys to speculate, why the pirate screamed... was he being tortured, or... ah.. it's up to your imaginations... 😉 [/B]
LOL! I love how Will is the 'Would you like fries with that?' boy.
The William Turner Guide to Proper Speech
(Will is in his blacksmith shop. He pounds a sword, then looks up)
Will: Hi, William Turner, blacksmith. We've talked about where to find discount swords, but now I have something more important to talk to you about: proper speech in the professional Port Royal world.
(takes a stroll)
Will: You see, there is pirate dialect and legitimate citizen dialect. You'll want to avoid phrases like "aar" and "shiver me timbers."
Barbossa: But that be pirate slang, boy!
Will: Exactly my point, good sir. No one wants to engage in commerce with a pirate. You'll find proper speech comes in handy in all sorts of situations.
(Cut to Norrington proposing to Liz scene)
Norrington: ....a marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman, Elizabeth.
(Elizabeth is about to speak, but Will steps in between them)
Will: Freeze (Norrington and Liz freeze). A marriage proposal is a tough thing for any woman. Let's watch and see if Elizabeth uses proper speech.
(Elizabeth faints and falls into the water)
Will: Ooh, sorry, Elizabeth. A simple, yet polite and professional response would have been, "I do believe we would work better as friends or mild acquaintances, Commodore." Rule 1 of proper speech, no theatrics.
(Cut to Jack and Elizabeth on the island. Jack is smashed)
Jack: ...I know exactly what you mean, love.
Will: Freeze. (scene freezes) We all know Jack Sparrow has a way with words, but they are employed through pirate dialect, not proper speech. Watch what happens.
(Jack passes out)
Will: Poor Jack. Proper speech would have given him something like, "I find your company very pleasurable and arousing. Why don't we move this party into the ocean so I can bathe after we're done," would have been a particularly exciting use of proper speech.
(back to the blacksmith shop)
Will: As was clearly stated, pirate speech should be avoided in nearly all real-world scenarios. Proper speech is the key to interacting with people and making the most of your conversations. Remember, I'm Will Turner, blacksmith.
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