lol, Jack feeling lucky. There's a lot of that going around.
Will (getting out his sword): My father was not a pirate!
Jack: Put it away, son, unless you'd like to lose again.
Will: You cheated! In a fair fight I would have killed you.
Jack: You think so?
Will: What gave you the slightest idea you could beat me?
Jack: (shrugs) I felt lucky.
Will: Lucky?
Jack: Yeah, uh, fortunate, favored...uh, blessed, hmm, stars all in allignment...
Will: All right, I get it. I want to feel lucky!
Jack: I can take care of that.
(pulls into Tortuga)
Jack: Okay, go get lucky.
Will: I don't see...
(Scarlett and Giselle approach)
Jack: Watch and learn. Howdy! (they slap him) Ow. That really hurt. Oh, Will, if only I was as nice a guy as you, so smart and brave and statuesque. If you'll excuse me, I need to apply my ointment your medical degree allowed you to prescribe to me (hobbles away)
Giselle: You're a doctor?
Will: Well, uh...
Scarlett: Let's hear more about your bravery.
Will: Oh, um...
Giselle: He was right. You are quite handsome.
Scarlett: Not to mention brainy. (giggles)
(Will goes off with them. Jack watches them go and smiles)
Gibbs: That was awful nice of you, Jack.
Jack: That'll show the whelp. Two diseases for the price of one. Talk about lucky.
Liz's mizuage continues...
Liz: Will you think I slept with someone I will show I haven’t
Will: Are you going to get checked?
Liz: No Jack thought of a better plan I am-
Will: I will not let him check to see if your-
Liz: Stop it! Jack is not gong to check no one is going to check Jack gave me a plan to show you I haven’t been picked
Will: And what would be that plan?
*Before Liz could answer Jack came on a big pile of wood and tried to get the pirates attention when he realized it was not working he grabbed the nearest rum bottle and threw it on the ground it and made a large crash sound as the bottle scattered and rum went everywhere. The Pirates stopped and gave Jack their full attention.*
Jack: I would like to make an announcement today I have a beautiful lass here who is auctioning off her mizuage.
*the pirates cheered*
Jack: Ms. Turner?
Liz smiled and thanked him and stood on the wood next to Jack
Jack in a whisper: No need to thank me love
Jack: Does she look like the perfect lass for her mizuage?
*pirates cheered again and some whistled*
Jack hopped down and went in the crowd
Will to Gibbs: What is a mizuage?
Gibbs: it is when a lady auctions off her virginity, you see Elizabeth hasn't let any man take that from her so now it is being auctioned off. Pirates know when a lady has lost it or not.
Will: She is auctioning off her virginity!?
Gibbs: I best listen if I were you, these men cheat they say more then they give so you best pay attention
*12 shillings, 14 shilling 18 shilling every second the bid goes higher and higher*
Liz: Jack you were right I am a virgin I have more than 5 shillings! Will I told you I did not sleep with anybody!
*Will was angry at her and Liz had no idea why maybe he was embarrassed*
Will was getting impatient and finally had enough! He made a bid no one he knew would make any higher.
Will: 50 shillings!!
All the pirates’ heads turned towards his way.
Liz: Will you are not supposed to bid! You see the higher the more money I get and it proves I have not been picked
Will: Elizabeth you don't get it!
A voice that was quiet the whole bidding finally spoke up louder so everyone can hear
Voice: 100 shillings!
The pirates took their attention away from Will and turned it towards the voice. The pirates split as the person walked over to Lizzie
Liz: Jack I never knew you had so much money!
Will: Jack! You were behind all this how could you? She is my wife!
Liz: Will you don’t get it I will have 100 shillings and I have proven to you I am still not picked
Will gave her a dark look: You wanted it all along didn’t you! You always wanted Jack Sparrow the most handsome man in sea; I know it Elizabeth don’t argue with me! Now you finally got your wish!
Liz: Will wait what is my wish Jack is going giving me 100 shillings he is helping me prove to you- *Liz couldn’t finish what she was about to say because Will walked off*
Liz to Jack: What is a mizuage Jack?
Jack: let’s say it proves that you haven’t been picked and it makes me very happy
Liz still doesn’t get it
Gibbs catches her eyes and smiles then points to Will then to Jack
Liz finally gets it: Jack does a mizuage have anything to do with me selling my virginity?
Jack hesitates then puts his arms up like it was not a big deal: Pretty much
*SLAP*
*Liz walked off mad*
Jack: walk off woman and you are not going to get anything! *well he tried*
Gibbs: Wants some rum?
Jack: love some!
Gibbs: So what are you going to do with the money?
Jack: hide it again so when the next opportune moment comes i will be ready
Gibbs: Do you think you will be lucky again? (laughs)
Jack: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow savvy Elizabeth will have me it takes time!
lol And so the adventures of Jack Sparrow continues!!
I got this off of T. Mobile commercial
Jack was not tired he was bored beyond all wits so he went and strolled on the deck. Coming there he saw a shape move towards the railing
Jack: What are you doing love?
Liz: Iara (I am running away)
Jack: why?
Liz: omg Jack noydb (oh my gosh Jack it is none of your damn business)
Jack: I believe it is young missy!
Liz: jlma! (just leave me alone!)
Jack: No!
Liz: IagtPR ( I am going to Port Royal)
Jack: okay missy meet me in Tortuga when you are done
Liz: fbubbs (Fine but you better be sober)
Jack: That’s easy (Jack interpritation was Fine but you better be sexy)
So Elizabeth leaves and Jack has a smile on his face
sorry it was hard trying to find an txt for thae last part so sorry if it is lame.