What POTC characters would NEVER say...

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No worries

Jack: IT IS PRONOUNCED MACARONI - M-A-C-A-R-O-N-I, Savvy?

LcaJ TI SI DECNUONORP INORACAM -I-N-O-R-A-C-A-M, yvvaS?

Originally posted by Legendary Thor
LcaJ TI SI DECNUONORP INORACAM -I-N-O-R-A-C-A-M, yvvaS?

Dear god...and here i was thinking I spoke utter gibberish...

It's what I said, but sdrawkcab - backwards

ylcaxe

Exactly

Well, I'm Off, Night Guys, dream of Jack/Johnny! 😉 ...😖leep:

Originally posted by AudioHeart
Exactly

YOu dare to say my words the other way!?i shoud have you arested!

Jack: I confess I'm a eunuch
Liz: ' And your girlfriends they now that?'
Jack: ' They are eunuchs too...'

haha!! That´s good Linda!! (weerwolvin)

hahaha funny!!

Originally posted by Weerwolvin
Jack: I confess I'm a eunuch
Liz: ' And your girlfriends they now that?'
Jack: ' They are eunuchs too...'
that reminds me of Legally Blonde... "Whats your boyfriend's name?/ Chuck. No! i mean! hes not my boyfriend hes a friend!/ You b*tch!" good times...

Originally posted by Legendary Thor
YOu dare to say my words the other way!?i shoud have you arested!

Likewise 😉

lol wwooaah!!! lets not start a fight!lol

yes please stay calm

I Don't want to start a fight...I was just saying how ironic it was that he was saying what I said backwards but then told me not to say his stuff the right way... don't worry, everything's peaceful

after rescue Jack and Elizabeth from Rum Island, Elizabeth is Norrie's fiance now
Norrie: brings uniform to Liz 'Elizabeth, you should be dressed. Please put this on.'
Liz: 'Why?'
Norrie: 'Because of crew.'
Liz: 'No worries, I spent night on island with him' points to Jack 'and nothing bad happened.'
Jack: 'It's true!'
Norrie: 'But you're my fiance and I don't want to see you just in your underwear on the deck of ship full of men.'
Liz: 'Well.' whip out dress from Norries hands 'Jack, you will help me with dress.' they go into Lizzie's cabin

well, it's bad

No! not at all! it's funny 🙂 BTW I loooove your siggy Sifzensinril

Jack: 'ello poppit

Darth Vader: Hello Jack, Jack, I am not your father

Jack: I know

Darth Vader: However, your father is my father

Jack: So that makes us...BROTHERS???

Darth Vader: Aye, we were separated at birth, and I was taken into the Sci-Fi world while you stayed in the Pirate world

Jack: Oh, would ye like some rum?

Darth Vader: Ohhhh yes, but not too much or I might melt

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Teague: Oi you! why is my nickname "seasponge"???

Gore: Because you look like a sponge

Teague: SO I LOOK LIKE BLOODY SPONGEBOB TO YOU!!!???

Gore: Actually yes, yes you do

I'm not making fun of anybody by the way, in fact I like StarWars and Spongebob, and Gore's a great director and Keith's pretty cool too even though I know nothing about him 🙂

Nobody Sue me!!!

😂 that was funny! and yeah. i'll still sue you though. 😛

Liz is feeding her son....
Liz: Okay... My little kraken, here comes the black pearl!!! come on, open up wide! *does motions with the spoon*
Liz & Jack's Kid: *takes a big bite* ahhh.. *chokes* Oh no! mom! I think I just ate DADDY!!!