What POTC characters would NEVER say...

loooool!!! poor Will, but who cares about Will?

Jack: You know these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
Liz: Well *rips up her shirt*
Jack: no, not here! I meant in my cabin
Liz: well, I'll continue in your cabin
crew: *murmur*
Jack: shut up ya scurvy dogs, back to work

lmao!!! SPARRABETH!!

↑yay good idea 🙂
Will: I hear you had bought a ship. What's her name?
Liz: Sparrabeth
Will: A WHAT? I had hoped you call her ..umh.. Turnturner
Liz: Why? I love captain Jack and I just like ya as a friend
Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol!!!

Jack: the ONLY ship I support is the Pearl!
Will: Not even Will/Jack?!
Jack......
Norri: Not even Norri/Sailor??!!
Jack: Um...that has nothing to do with me...
Liz: But Jackie poo!! What about Sparrabeth?!
Jack :*considers*....*f*ck the Pearl! *grabs Lizzie and starts kissing

...if only, huh?

😂

Liz: It would never had worked out between us..
Jack: Keep telling yourself that darling... everyone is voting for us...
Liz: but what about will...?
jack: who cares about will? it's you.. all the matters is you...
Will: *overhears* HEY!

lol to Ibd and lol to Jaeh

ibd's is real hilarious...

any new ones sif?

huh, I'll make some but not yet, I need to prepare myself to the school

oh.. okay... will be waiting.. 😊

after rescuing Elizabeth from corset
Liz: you, you were touching my breast
Jack: I'm a pirate
Liz: pirate? continue then
Jack * contines touching her*
Liz: actually, what's ya name?
Jack: captain Jack Sparrow
Liz: captain Jack Sparrow, a pirate I have read about. You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company. You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot.
Jack: pretty much
Norrie: away from her, she's my fiance
Liz: no, I'm not and this man saved my life so let him free or I'll bite ya

ok, I'm running to the school

😂

okay.. 😊 come back soon lol..

Jack: Spiritually.. Ecumenically. Gramatically...
Liz: does this mean i'll never see you again?
Jack doesn't answer... instead finishes the scene, and falls off the ledge..
Liz: Jack! Nooo! *jumps after him*

LOL TO EVERYONE - - - > you guys should be POTC Comedians

lol, but I'm sure Lizzie would do it, if her good Elizabeth side didn't win

Tortuga
Liz: *her clothes are dirty and ragged* hi Will
Will: Elizabeth *surprised* what are you doing here? so that's your new job? to be a whore! I thought you love me
Liz: Beeing whore ain't me new job. I comandeer ships.
Will: That's worse

lmao!!!!

Will:holds Lizzies hands"im sorry I must leave u 2 follow my heart- the heart of a swordsmaker"
liz:acting sad"do wat u must
-years l8
Will: lizzie? i'm back now we can get married!
Lizzie:uhhh sorry will me and jack uhhhh
-little jacks run around-

LMAO!!!

lol

Liz: Will, I must tell you very impportant thing - I'm pregnant...
Will: That's imposible.. I'm eunuch. *moment of silence* I couldn't say that
Liz: ...with Jack
Will: Uff, I love swords more than you
Liz: *slaps him*
Will: Ouch! Typical Tortuga whore
Liz: *slaps him again*

LOL!!

Will: Elizabeth.. you must know something important.. i'm your brother.
Liz: phew, i thought you were gonna admit you really are a eunuch.
Will: *looks at a paper stating, "tell Liz you're her brother.. and that you're a eunuch too."* ahh... of course not!
Liz: I've gotta tell you something too..
Will: Yeah?
Liz: I know your secret...
Will: *whispers* That.. I'm a Eunuch?
Liz: What?! *slaps will* you are?!
Will: Isn't that the secret?
Liz: NO!! your secret that your father is a pirate! *slaps will again*
Will: Oh crap.

lol, we turned Lizzie into Tortuga whore 🙂

Jack: ahoy Lizzie
Liz: *slaps him*
Jack: I'm sure I didn't deserve that
Liz: Yes, ya didn't, but ya are in Tortuga

lol!

Liz: *slaps Jack*
Jack: what was that for? we're not in tortuga, i didn't do anything that would hurt you this past hour...
Liz: I just feel like slapping you... 😄

>.<