(sailing through the boats of the dead. Everyone is on the deck of the Pearl)
Liz: Hey, Dad! (waves) We must be back.
Jack: We're not back.
Liz: You're just drunk. Hey! (waves to her dad again)
Swann: Elizabeth? Are you dead?
Liz: No, I'm just completely sunburned. It's a lot like being dead.
Swann: Oh, um, okay. Cheerio. (sails off)
Liz: Where's he think he's going?
Will: You're not that sunburned.
Liz: I look like an alligator purse! What's wrong with all of you? (runs off and cries)
Pintel: She's had a lot of drama today.
Ragetti: Wonder if she knows her dad's dead?
Ha ha, that's funny!
Teague: What's your problem?
Jack: I'll tell you what my problem is. You have that bloody dog for how long and when I was in jail it wouldn't even bust me out?
Teague: I was busy.
Jack: Doing what?
Teague: I was, um, okay, would you believe...I was making this bargain with Davy Jones to resurrect my ship and he gave it to me for 13 years...
Jack: If you're going to lie, please don't use details from my own life.
Teague: You're right. Sorry. Okay, here's the truth: I was just marooned on an island with this hot vixen who got me drunk.
Jack: Daaaad.
😆
Jack: how's mum?
(teague pulls out the mummified head)
Jack: I see. Stilll a mummy. Looking.. ah, great!
Pintel and Ragetti watches behind Jack and Teague.
Pintel: I've always wondered where he's from.
Ragetti: Now i know why he's a lunatic.
Pintel: Why?
Ragetti: look at his mum! its a bloody mummy!
Jack(from afar): I heard that!
sucks.. 😂
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
it's weird lol...Barbossa: Jack!
Jack: What?!
Barbossa: I was... looking for the monkey.Gore: Jack!
Johnny: YEah?
Gore: calling davenport.Liz: JACCCK!
Jack: WHAT?! *bummed now*
Liz: calling my kid,JACk: STOP, USING, MY NAME!!!
>.<
I'm still Hiccupping... lol funny!!!
lol it's true, they keep using his name, even in the trailer!!!
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
it's weird lol...Barbossa: Jack!
Jack: What?!
Barbossa: I was... looking for the monkey.Gore: Jack!
Johnny: YEah?
Gore: calling davenport.Liz: JACCCK!
Jack: WHAT?! *bummed now*
Liz: calling my kid,JACk: STOP, USING, MY NAME!!!
>.<
Originally posted by willofthewisp
Ha ha, that's funny!Teague: What's your problem?
Jack: I'll tell you what my problem is. You have that bloody dog for how long and when I was in jail it wouldn't even bust me out?
Teague: I was busy.
Jack: Doing what?
Teague: I was, um, okay, would you believe...I was making this bargain with Davy Jones to resurrect my ship and he gave it to me for 13 years...
Jack: If you're going to lie, please don't use details from my own life.
Teague: You're right. Sorry. Okay, here's the truth: I was just marooned on an island with this hot vixen who got me drunk.
Jack: Daaaad.
Will: Elizabeth, tell me, how can you have with me 3 children in different age?
Liz: I don't know, it's present from God
Jack: Do not lie, love, it's all my own work
(crew is looking for Jack)
Barbossa: Good. We're good and lost now.
Liz: Lost?
Will: You've doomed us all!
Gibbs: Ooh, now how did Barbossa, Elizabeth, and Will get out of this one? I'll tell you what they did. They found some Alaskan malamutes and they pulled them away from the waterfall.
Will: What the hell are you talking? You're just narrating the present situation.
Liz: Malamutes?
Gibbs: I, uh, um.....aye! Alaskan malamutes!
Barbie: there's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack: and i owe them all money...
Barbie: *turns to jack* that reminds me... where is the small.. monetary.. compensation i asked you to 'keep' for me?
Jack: Mate, due to random circumstances, it wouldn't matter if what i'm keeping is still or is not there, it wouldn't matter anyway because we are almost at end as you have said savvy?
Barbie: In conclusion, you've lost me money.
Jack: I never said that.
lol, very typical Jack 🙂
Will: hi son!
kid Jack: what?
Will: I'm your daddy
kid Jack: aye? but mum said that through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with her, me dad died in very bad storm
Will: but I promise I'm your daddy
kid Jack: let go ask mum
Liz: Jack, I said you before, do not leave these bottles of rum alone
kid Jack: mum, this man says he's me father
Liz: *looks at Will* no he's not
Will: but Elizabeth, it's me, your husband
Liz: I konw exactly who you are, but you aren't Jack's father
Will: what?
kid Jack: you heard mum, ya ain't me father, do you want rum?
Will: no, Elizabeth, why does that child behave like little Sparrow
kid Jack and Liz: captain Jack Sparrow
Liz:it's in his gens
Will: Elizabeth, you cheated on me!?!
Liz: I'm a pirate
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
Barbie: there's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack: and i owe them all money...
Barbie: *turns to jack* that reminds me... where is the small.. monetary.. compensation i asked you to 'keep' for me?
Jack: Mate, due to random circumstances, it wouldn't matter if what i'm keeping is still or is not there, it wouldn't matter anyway because we are almost at end as you have said savvy?
Barbie: In conclusion, you've lost me money.
Jack: I never said that.
omgosh! Barbie...lmfao 😄 love it.
hehehe, little sparrow.
I love Gibbs narrating the present situation.
Gibbs: Nest time, will Jack be found? Can lizzie get the stick out from will arse? Will barbossa finally finish that apple? Will tia dalma ever find her father?
Will: what sitck? *turns circles*
tia *hits Gibbs over head with jar of dirt*: Now why'd ya have to bring me father inta this?
Barbie: *takes nother bite of apple, amused* 😊