Originally posted by willofthewisplmao!!! hahaha!!
Jack and the Goat(Jack slides over to the goat)
Jack: So...I never expected to see you here.
Goat: Baaa
Jack: Oh, Lizzie, you say the most delightful things. (slides arm around goat) Say a little more.
Goat: baaa
Jack: You know, (leans in, puts his sexy on) we never finished what we started.
Goat: Baaa!
(Jack leans in for a kiss)
Jack: Something smells like a goat.....wait a minute...
James Norrington's ACTUAL plan
(James springs Liz and her crew)
James: Here, you can climb across the rope to your ship.
Liz: Come with us.
FD Monsters: Jail break!
James: Okay, here's what's going to happen. Go ahead and get your crew across, then come back and get me.
Liz: Did you say something?
James: Dammit! I'm screwed because of your short attention span!
Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
i have DDR maxx, DDR Maxx2, DDR Extreme,and DDR Extreme 2. yup! i LOVE DDR!
Barbossa: I'm a ddr fool!
Cotton: *pulls out a mike* (to tia) L is for the way you look at me, O is for the only one I see, etc.
Jack: (death scene, to Krakin) You shall not pass!
(srry LotR was on t.v.)
Pirates of the Caribbean 4: Attack of the Killer Sea Turtles
Elizabeth and little Will Jr. walk about Shipwreck Cove.
Jr: I'm so glad Uncle Jack and Uncle Gibbs came to join us for our picnic.
Elizabeth: What an odd thing to say. That sounds like exposition used in a movie. Never mind. Here they come.
Jack: (spreads arms) I don't feel hugging..... (Liz and Jr. hug him)
Gibbs: Ahem. (Liz and Jr. hug him. Jack edges over. He gives Jack a look)
Jack: I brought some exotic Turkish food and lace from France for the lady...what's that over there?
Elizabeth: Jack, stop being stupid.
Jr: No, Mommy, it looks like a gator.
Gibbs: That ain't no gator. It's a sea turtle...that's 10 ft long!
(A giant turtle with giant fangs creeps slowly up to them)
Elizabeth: What'll we do?
Jack: It's a turtle, love. We've got maybe 15 whole minutes to think before it gets close to us.
Jack: *visits ELizabeth on the island with her son* Hey love...
(the kid.. who i'll name Jack.) Kid Jack: Daddyyyy!
Jack looks at Elizabeth.
Jack: daddy?
Elizabeth pulls him outside.
Liz: please.. pretend to be his dad.. for the kid's sake...
Jack: But..
Liz: please!
Elizabeth goes in and Jack follows.
Jack: Hi... lad.
Kid Jack: Daddy! Mom told me you aren't coming back until next next year!
Jack: uh-huh.. right. *mouths to elizabeth* what am i going to say to this kid?
Liz shrugs. The kid continues to talk and stuff. Jack is quickly losing his patience.
Jack: Oh! just shut up! *mumbles something inaudible*
Kid Jack: Huh?
JAck: Oh nevermind! *mumbles something inaudible again*
Kid continues harassing him. Jack gets his compass out and stares at it. It kept pointing to the door.
after a few hours. Jack is now beat by the kid. the kid keeps talking. Liz has prepared lunch.
Liz: JACK! time to eat!
Jack: *walks over to her* finally! still, captain to you love...
Liz: I was talking to my kid.
Jack: oh.