What POTC characters would NEVER say...

haha! thts funny 😂 gd one!🙂

That is really funny! Gibbs is so much fun.

Will: Why is Jack afraid to go in open water?

Gibbs: There is a terrible beast in the water known as the kraken!

Will: Do tell.

Gibbs: Well, one day, Jack, Will, and I along with some minor characters were going down river to seek the help of...HER. What would she tell us, I wonder? What will we learn? These questions and more will all be answered in...

Jack: We're here!

Gibbs: Uh, right now.

hehe "minor characters" 🙂

i like the last bit 🙂 lol x

lol, Gibbs. :wub:

Chinese woman pirate: All I want is to be loved!

i have one i just thought of...

Jack- Will, will u marry me?

Will- no

jack- Why not/

will- i love elizabeth.

jack- I have cookies...

Will- Forget elizabeth, just call me hubby!!

rofl... come to the dark side, we have cookies!

Barbossa: someone get the freakin' monkey away from me!

^^HOMESTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!homestar
"Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!!!

LOL

parrot- why do i have to do all the talking?

i know, not funny but i thought i'd try it...

lol it was clever!

i tried at least...

very interesting.. sounds like what i could put into the diaries lol...

i've got nothing... *tries desperately to think of something*

Jack: Where's Ken?

Barbie: I don't know, he was here a minute ago...*looks around*

Jack: Can't blame him for leavin' ya mate

Barbie: And just what exactly do you mean by that Jack?

Jack: Well, it's just that...erm...wanna go eat some COOKIES!!!?

Barbie: No!

Jack: Hows abou' we go and drink some rum, or port if you like?

Barbie: No!

Jack: Well....*thinks* then hows about we go try some plastic dresses on?

Barbie: I SAID NO!!!...Oh hang on...OKAY!!!

😆

still got nothing.. 😬

lol

Jack to Liz: Ya need plastic operation to make your boobs bigger
Liz: Why? I like them like they are
Jack: But whores have bigger boobs than ya
Liz: *slaps Jack* I'm not a WHORE
Jack: then why do ya kiss every man
Liz: I didn't kiss Beckett
Jack: but ya wanted to sleep with him, ya wanted to sleep with short man
Liz: well, then, you won, I'm a whore
Jack: finally, lets go to my cabin
Liz: what?

😆

I still have nothing!

things will look better in the morning.. 😄

that means we wait hour, maybe two?

i had one last night, but i forgot...blowup

aww... petpet

Jack: *sigh* I give up! Will.. she's all yours!
Liz: Aww... Jack... you're willing to give me up for my happiness? Now i love you even more....

LAME!!!!!! i've got nothing really.

Liz: It never would have worked between us.

Jack: Keep telling yourself that, darling.

Liz: I did. All night. Didn't you hear me? Wink wink, nudge nudge.

😂

just to convince herself willo?