What POTC characters would NEVER say...

lol

Liz: Jack?!
Jack: *comes, hiding his face* Yes? I don't want to be slapped again
Liz: No, you won't. *kisses him*
Jack: *after kiss* I don't see the Kraken anywhere
Liz: *slaps him*
Jack: But ya did say ya won't slap me
Liz: I've changed my mind
Jack: Pirate

lol

Jack: Do you know what's up with the wench?She slap everyone!
Will: I'm not.. sure.
Jack: How could you be not sure?! you're her fiance!
Will: yeah.. but after that...
Jack: after that what?! you always make excuses! now i know why Elizabeth left you for me!!
Will: what?! take that back!
Jack: no! *the two fights*

Liz passes with Norri. She looks over at the two.
Liz: ohh.. how sweet... they're both fighting over me..
Norri: Yeah.. let's go love..

lmao!!!

lol
but I'm sorry, I can't write anything now... I'm terribly hungry
oh, I'll try one

Liz: *bites Jack*
Jack: what are ya doin?
Liz: I'm terribly hungry
Jack: What about cookies?
Liz: No cookies left
Jack: then bananas
Liz: I don't like bananas
Jack: then ya will be cannibal and ya eat me, right?
Liz: I prefer banana

lol!!! cookies!!!

lol.. bananas.. 😛

Jack: Today! it's today!
Liz: What's today?
Jack: you get married today! woohoo!
Liz: to whom?
Jack: will! congratulations!
Liz: what?! noooo!!!!!

Liz screamed in her sleep. Jack rocks her.

Jack: hey.. love.. you okay?
Liz: huh? oh.. i just had this nightmare...

😄

lol

something said in the movie that shouldn've been said:

Liz: It would never've worked out between us.
.....
Jack😮nce is enough, darling

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
something said in the movie that shouldn've been said:

Liz: It would never've worked out between us.
.....
Jack😮nce is enough, darling

AYE!!!

😂

Liz: I'll follow you to the end of the world Jack...
Jack: i know.

okay, that's not funny, but just imagine...... *sigh*

*sigh*

lol u guys are dorks!!!
*in school*
Will😛stttt!!!!!!
Liz: SHHH!
Will: psst!!!
Liz: SHHH!
Will: Ps-
LIZ Oh shut the bloody Hell up!
Will:*cowardly* I just wanted a cookie

😂

Jack: cookies for everyone!
Crew: yay!
they all feast.
Liz: why don't i have a cookie?
Jack: will has something special to give you..
Will: Here lizzie... *gives her cake*
Liz: BUT I WANT COOKIES!!!

lololololol that was good!!!! luved it.... Man I start one thing with cookies and next thing you kno everyone needs a cookie!! lol

lol cookies

droolio lol.

Liz: cookies!
Jack: no.. peanuts!
Liz: cookies!
Jack: Peanuts!
Barbossa: oh would you two just shut up!
Liz: Why,, are ya jealous?
Jack: yeah! we have both!
Barbossa: *muttering to himself and walks away* kids these days..

AAAHH!!! PEANUTS ARE THE NEW THING NOW!!! THE OFFICIAL FOOD OF KMC POTC FORUM!! YES!!! lol u guys know how Beckett says "Bloody hell, theres nothing left!" at the premiere whe he said that i yelled "HEY! HE STOLE RON WEASLEY'S LINE!" got a couple laughs outta that one...

lol.... I was like, "What, now they're using bloody hell?" I was laughing. I could still hear beckett's voice ringing in my ear, saying that....

Peanut Cookies flavoured Doritos made out of corn!

Jack and the Goat

(Jack slides over to the goat)

Jack: So...I never expected to see you here.

Goat: Baaa

Jack: Oh, Lizzie, you say the most delightful things. (slides arm around goat) Say a little more.

Goat: baaa

Jack: You know, (leans in, puts his sexy on) we never finished what we started.

Goat: Baaa!

(Jack leans in for a kiss)

Jack: Something smells like a goat.....wait a minute...

😂