LOl! I love it, I can just see Jack waltzing in arms raised, just loving the look on Will's face. Ooh, inspiration!
Jack *Waltzes in, arms raised* I'm hoooooooome! Did the Whelp come today? *looks excited*
Will: ....
Jack: Will!
James: DADDY!!!!!!! (*runs past Will's open arms straight into Jack's*)
Jack: oomph! Say hello to your...er.....
Liz: Uncle?
Will: Father?
Jack: Father's best friend's aquantince's eunuchy godson...er..twice removed?
Oooh, can I play in this thread? This is what characters would never say, right?
****Not Likely To Happen*****
Jack: (sits up in bed and looks down at Will stretched out beside him) Well, that's the most relaxing evening I've ever had.
Will: (smiles up at Jack, slides his hand up Jack's arm) Relaxing was it? Let me try again....
(Fades out for reasons of protecting the innocent Sparrabethian minds on the forum)
********Even Less Likely to Happen*********
Jack: It shows you want you want most. (a weighty pause) Me. De--
Beckett: (angry) I do not! I am not gay!
Jack: You're not?
Beckett: (indignant) NO!
Jack: Oh...ahem...well it's rumored --
Beckett: Oh ho...just wait till I get back to London. Heads are gonna roll! Are they purposely trying to ruin my marriage?
Jack: (gaping) You're married?!
Beckett: Don't be such a twit. Of course I'm married. The whole I-seem-to-be-gay thing was just a lure to try to trap you.
Jack: Well...fine. Good thing it didn't work, cuz I'm not gay either.
Beckett: Riiiiiiiiight. Is that why I've been hearing about you and a certain blacksmith?
Jack: You leave Will out of this!!!
Beckett: (giggles) Ah ha. What, were you going to invite me to join you and your eunuch? (Jack seems very interested in the floor) No....really?
Jack: (looks up and grins) Don't believe everything you hear, mate. (he mouths the word 'tripod' to Beckett) Sorry you're going to miss out, I guess I'll be seeing you...
Beckett: Sparrow, wait...I think we might be able to...negotiate something.
(Surreal laughs maniacially in the background as the scene fades out)
******Can't Possibly Happen in the Films, but in RL, YES*************
(Island Scene. Jack is next to Elizabeth. He thinks she's drunk. He IS drunk.)
Jack: Lizzie, you know you're pretty, right?
Elizabeth: Of course. Everyone wants me.
Jack: Right. And even though your breasts are small, you have a sweet a**.
Elizabeth: Well, thank you Jack.
Jack: (grins madly) See, you'd look really nice on TV. I know these guys. They do these videos called Girls Gone Wild....
Elizabeth: (considers this before grabbing the rum bottle and whacking Jack over the head with it) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Father will kill me if I do it again!
******Least Likely Sparrabeth Scenario*****
Will: No, really, I don't want her.
Jack: Mate, look. I appreciate what you're trying to do but...
Will: No. Really. I've seen the way you look at her.
Jack: But uh...what about you?
Will: Me? Who wants to worry about me? Besides, I'm the hero of the story. I have to be all self-sacrificing. You take the girl. You won her fair and square.
Jack: ....how?
Will: Um...by dying for her, hello.
Jack: She killed me!
Will: A minor detail!
Jack: Ok, where's the camera?
Will: What?
Jack: The camera. This is a joke, right?
Elizabeth: Jacki-poo!!! Where is my Jacki-poo?
Will: He's in here, Elizabeth darling.
Jack: (looks horrified) But uh, aren't you heartbroken?
James: Why should he be?
Will: (runs over to James and throws his arms around him) I knew you'd come back!
Sparrabethers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!)
James: Of course I came back. I promised you. A nice quiet life, a cute cottage by the seashore surrounded by a picket fence...
Will: (stars in his eyes) Oh Norrie...
Elizabeth: (races in, little pink and red hearts floating up around her body) Jack? Jacki-poo....Come meet Jack Jr, Jack the Third, and Bob, your sons.
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
~finite
Ahem...yes, lame. I had to do it though. I blame Puck. 😉
Originally posted by willofthewisp
It's all funny. We all know Beckett wants Jack.
Beckett: So.. it's that obvious then...
Jaeh: WELL DUH! everyone KNOWS you want Jack. everyone KNOWS you're angry at him because he left you.
Beckett: NO! THAT IS NOT TRUE! I LEFT HIM! HE DIDN'T LEAVE ME!
Jack: Of course i did mate. You were coming off too strong, and I don't wanna indulge your, sexual fantasies, and I also know that if i didn't leave you, that slave incident would've been forgotten before I could say savvy. But, i still left you, and now you're angrier than ever at every pirate you see just because you remember yours truly.... savvy?
Jaeh: savvy. see, even Jack says so!
Beckett: But-
Jack: You can always trust a dishonest person to lie mate, but you can never tell when the honest ones are going to do something incredibly stupid. And despite of all that, no one believes I'm an honest person. Except her, and me other fangirls... And they all know I'm telling the truth. So why don't you just admit it mate...
Beckett: *whimpers* OKAY! I'm gay, alright! I WANT YOU! but you left me!
Jaeh: There there... *pats Beckett* you know, the nearby salon needs a new stylist and you'd do great....
Beckett: I've always been intrigued with hair....
Jack: I have always noticed you staring at Gov'ner Swann's wig, like you want to comb it or somethin'...
If anyone get offended, me best apologies!