No, not stupid at all! You should totally have a role! After all, you are a contributing author!!! 😄
Hm...a mad fan would be hilarious, maybe a stalker that sends constant fanmail and wears the "I Heart Jack/Will" shirt and wears replica rings as a faux wedding band...lol, I'm getting carried away here 😛
There are so many positions you could have: personal assistant, makeup artist or hairstylist, manager, sound stage crew, lighting director, catering director (pirates do love to eat) - any that strike your fancy?
touch Jack? yay, that's good
btw don't you know lyrics for some child song, all I can remember is "wash my hands and shake the tea, wash my hands and shake coffee, to the left, to the right, ... to the knees, .... singing in the memories" but I can't find lyrics for something like that.. and I hope I wrote it right, I just heard it
So do you want to run the sound/mike check? I'm planning to write a new scene soon, so let me know so I can add you in 😄
Hm...never heard of that song, but it sounds cool. Lemme know if you find out anything more about it.
Any requests for a certain character that hasn't gotten enough attention yet? 😛 I'
Brit's going to write you in.. 😄 I'm gonna just see where she puts you... 😄
Director: Lizzie, I want you to sing this for Jack... It's not a sexy song for a change, but it fits... (gives her a copy)
Lizzie: But this would hurt Will! Even though I obviously chose Jack in this musical, Will is still a close friend, so-
Director: If you do this I'll get Jack to strip again.
Lizzie: DEAL!
Lizzie: (no good costumes today, can't think of anything good) (song: Collapsed by Aly and AJ. AN: If you haven't heard it yet, listen to it. It's a good song. 😉
You were the one
That I couldn't find
Hidden away
In the depths of my mind
Why did I let you go
You're to good to be true
I messed it up and now I don't know what to do
We ran in circles and wasted time
From right to wrong
From right to wrong
If I knew that you were mine
I wouldn't have wasted time
I wish I could erase the past
Now its all collapsed
In my lap
I over thought
So I locked up my heart yeah
There you stood
Your blue eyes hidden beneath your hood
Why did I let you go
You're to good to be true
I messed it up and now I don't know what to do
We ran in circles and wasted time
From right to wrong
From right to wrong
If I knew that you were mine
I wouldn't have wasted time
I wish I could erase the past
Now its all collapsed
In my lap
My mind is blank just like a clean slate
Will I meet another guy with the same blue eyes
And the same name, with the converse shoes I gave.
Will he have the same laugh
Wear my homemade hat.
Bet I'll make another mistake.
And think he's just another fake.
Wish I could erase the past
Wish I could bring you back
If I knew that you were mine
I wouldn't have wasted time
I wish I could erase the past
Now its all collapsed
In my lap
If I knew that you were mine
I wouldn't have wasted time
I wish I could erase the past
Now its all collapsed
In my lap
Jack climbs up the stage.
Jack: Lizzie... I... Well... (answers in song)
Pintel, Ragetti, and Gibbs are back-up singers.
Chorus:
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over
Verse 1:
See it started at the park
Used to chill at the dark
Oh when you took my heart
That's when we fell apart
Coz we both thought
That love lasts forever (lasts forever)
They say we're too young
To get ourselves sprung
Oh we didn't care
We made it very clear
And they also said
That we couldn't last together (last together)
Refrain:
See it's very define, girl
One of a kind
But you mush up my mind
You walk to get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving me crazy
Chorus:
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over
Verse 2:
It was back in '99
Watchin' movies all the time
Oh when I went away
For doin' my first crime
And I never thought
That we was gonna see each other (see each other)
And then I came out
Mami moved me down South
Oh I'm with my girl
Who I thought was my world
It came out to be
That she wasn't the girl for me (girl for me)
Refrain:
See it's very define, girl
One of a kind
But you mush up my mind
You walk to get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving me crazy
Chorus:
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over
Verse 3:
Now we're fussin'
And now we're fightin'
Please tell me why
I'm feelin' slightin'
And I don't know
How to make it better (make it better)
You're datin' other guys
You're tellin' me lies
Oh I can't believe
What I'm seein' with my eyes
I'm losin' my mind
And I don't think it's clever (think it's clever)
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal, suicidal...
Lizzie: But Jack...
Jack: Lizzie, It would work.. I know it would...
Director: OF COURSE IT WOULD WORK! The song just seemed perfect!
Lizzie: Oh.
Jack: Oh.
Director: Yeah.. now run along. Will is having a number a bit later, and Jack would have another one later... no stripping though... sorry people! I'l try to find an AWEsome song for him to dance to later. (winks)
Will: What? I'm having my number later? No, I'll make it now. Let the music play... *nothing happenes*
Assistant: It's plan of your action?
Director: No, I have no idea what he wants to do.
Will: *starts singing and dancing*
You put your right arm in
Your right arm out
Your right arm in
And you shake it all about
You do the Hockey Cockey
And you turn around
That's what it's all about .
CHORUS
Oh, the Hockey, Cockey, Cockey !
Oh, the Hockey, Cockey, Cockey !
Oh, the Hockey, Cockey, Cockey !
Knees bent
Arms stretched
Ra ! Ra ! Ra !
Jack: *to Liz* Let's disappear, I know better fun than that*they disappear
You put your left arm in etc....
Director: Where is Jack and Liz
Assistant: Probably hide themself, who would like to listen that? Let's go hide.
You put your right leg in etc...
Crew: It's such a terrible song, go away.
You put your left leg in etc...
You put your whole self in etc...
Willl: Where is everyone?
lol sif!
Okay, I'll try to work you in this one. 😉 you're the... hmm.. the..
just gonna try, alright? 😄
Director: Alright places everyone! By the way, people, meet my new secretary... (points to the girl behind the assistant director) She's known as Sif. She is the assistant of the assistant director, understand? so guys, if you ever tried to diss her y'all are so wearing dresses for the rest of the musical! Anyway.... Will, here is your REAL number. You have no idea how bad the first one was. Places everyone!
(Pintel, Ragetti and Gibbs are still back-up= PRG)
Will: (song: Do you know (the ping pong song)
(to lizzie)Do you know?
Do you know?
Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away?
Do you know, do you know, do you know, do ya?
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?
If birds flying south is a sign of changes
At least you can predict this every year
(touches finger to Lizzie's face) Love, you never know the minute it ends suddenly
I can’t get it to speak
Maybe if I knew all the things it took to save us
I could fix the pain that bleeds inside of me
Look in your eyes to see something about me
I’m standing on the edge and I don’t know what else to give.
Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away?
Do you know, do you know, do you know, do ya?
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?
How can I love you?
How can I love you?
How can I love you?
How can I love you?
If you just don’t talk to me, babe.
I flow through my act
There's a question: Is she needed?
And decide all the man I can ever be.
Looking at the last 3 years like I did
I could never see us ending like this.
PRG😄o you know?
Will: (looks at Lizzie longingly) Seeing your face no more on my pillow
Is a scene that’s never ever happened to me.
PRG: Do you know?
Will: But after this episode I don’t see
You could never tell the next thing life could be
Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away?
Do you know, do you know, do you know, do ya?
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?
Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away?
Do you know, do you know, do you know, do ya?
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?
PRG: Do you know?
Do you know?
Do you know?
Do you know?
Will: Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away?
Do you know, do you know, do you know, do ya?
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?
Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away?
PRG: Do you know how it feels?
Will: Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?
PRG: Do you know how it feels?
Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? Do you?
Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? Do you?
Lizzie: I have one thing to say to you Mr. Turner... (Beautiful Girl's Reply - Jojo) (back-up = Ana, Scarlett, GIselle = ASG)
I'm way too cool for ya boy
That's why it'll never work
I'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
We're only gonna do your dirt
We'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over
Yeah yeah
I remember when
I was hanging with my friends
That's when I caught your eye
You thought that I was fly
Right then you wished that I would be your baby
ASG: be your baby
Lizzie: (touches will's face, and walks away, and touches Jack's) You try to spit some game
Asking me girl what ya name
All that ice upon ya chain
So I asked you the same
Something tells me that we have fun together
ASG: fun together
Lizzie: (snaps fingers) I ain't easy to find
I'm a one of a kind
Oh when i dutty wine
I know your all mine
Tonight is yours
Tomorrow's for another guy
ASG: another guy
Lizzie: (flips hair) I'm way too cool for ya boy
That's why it'll never work
I'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
We're only gonna do your dirt
We'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over
You've been calling me
Leaving messages all week
Was your curiousity
Got ya knees weak
I'm not looking for a man
So I don't want no confusion
ASG: no confusion
Lizzie: I took ya to the floor
Got ya begging me for more
But that was my queue to go
So I hit the door
I left you hot
With your mind is still running wild
ASG: running wild
Lizzie: I ain't easy to find
I'm a one of a kind
Oh when I dutty wine
I know your all mine
If you stick around
Be careful not to fall in love
ASG: fall in love
Lizzie: I'm way too cool for ya boy
That's why it'll never work
I'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
We're only gonna do your dirt
We'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over
Now a couple months have passed
Never thought that this would last
Oh everybody asked
How ya got a girl like that
But you should've known
That nothing lasts forever
ASG: lasts forever
Lizzie: I mash up ya mind
When I tell you lies
But boy don't be suprised
That I'm seeing other guys
I'm too young to settle
And you should've known better
ASG: known better
Lizzie: Damn all these beautiful girls
ASG: you should have known
Lizzie: We're only gonna do your dirt
ASG: cos I'll have
Lizzie: I'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When I say it's over
Jack: This is for you dearie... (Lovestoned - Justin Timberlake)
She's freaky and she knows it
She's freaky but I like it
Listen
She grabs the yellow bottle
She likes the way it hits her lips
She gets to the bottom
It sends her on a trip so right
She might be goin' home with me tonight
She looks like a model
Except she's got a little more ass
Don't even bother
Unless you've got that thing she likes
I hope she's goin' home with me tonight
[chorus]
Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's bad and she knows
I think that she knows
She's freaky and she knows it
She's freaky, but I like it
She shuts the room down
The way she walks and causes a fuss
The baddest in town
She's flawless like some uncut ice
I hope she's goin' home with me tonight
And all she wants is to dance
That's why you'll find her on the floor
But you don't have a chance
Unless you move the way that she likes
That's why she's goin' home with me tonight
[chorus]
Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's bad and she knows
I think that she knows
[chorus]
Those flashing lights seem to cause a glare
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned from everywhere
She's bad and she knows
I think that she knows
Now dance
Little girl
You're freaky, but I like it
Hot damn!
Let me put my funk on this one time
[chorus]
Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's bad and she knows
I think that she knows
[chorus]
Those flashing lights seem to cause a glare
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned and
she's bad and she knows
I think that she knows
[chorus]
Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's bad and she knows
I think that she knows
[chorus]
Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
I think I'm love stoned
She's got me love stoned
I think that she knows, think that she knows, oh, oh
I think that she knows, think that she knows, oh, oh
[chorus]
Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
I'm love stoned from everywhere and she knows
I think that she knows
Think that she knows, oh, oh
And now I walk around without a care
She's got me hooked
It just ain't fair, but I...
I'm love stoned and I could swear
That she knows
Think that she knows, oh, oh
She knows, she knows, oh, oh
Jack: so.. what do you think?
Director: That was beautiful.. (wipes tear) HAH! (laughs at will) SHE IS TOTALLY DITCHING YOU!
Will: Why I oughta... (storms toward director)
Secretary: You can't do that.
Will: What?!
Secretary: According to the memo, she and the assistant director owns this production... so... (sees Jack) It's.. it's... it's...
Director: Captain Jack? I know... he's really hot isn't he...?
Secretary: *faints*
Director: Err.. can someone get a stretcher in here, please?!
Assistant Director: Oh.. they're coming in a few.
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😄
Okay, I'm back with a......NEW CHAPPIE! 😄 Gotta spread that Musical lurve 😉
Any body else dying for a character? Not just a passing fancy so to speak, but you really want to be involved - let me know, we'll talk and I'll write you in 🙂
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Assistant Director: Okay, you okay Sif?
Sif: *fans self* Yeah, I'm okay. Thanks for the stretcher, though.
Director: We need to keep some of those around, just in case anyone faints again.
Assistant Director: That happens a lot on this set.
Jack: *hands raised* My bad.
Will *snort* As if. My hotness aura has that effect on women.
Beckett *staggers when he sees Will*
Giselle: Men too appearently *giggle*
Mercer: *glares*
Director: Nah, its all Jack *sigh*
Assistant Director and Secretary: *sighs*
Assistant Director: Okay, Beckett and his..er...significant other have requested another song. Since they've come out of the closet and all. That okay?
Marty: *looks around for objections* 's all cool in the hiz'ouse, yo!
Secretary: Thanks, home-slice. Peace! *references sheet* Okay, this song is called "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper, its really upbeat.
Assistant: So make sure you keep up that Piratey energy! Okay, Costume Check! Lizzie, Ana, Strumpets, you'll be backup and wearing this little number (http://images.43things.com/entry/136446pw150.jpg) You can ditch the hat if you wish.
Ana: *glares* I hate you.
Jack: She'll give you a new ship?
Director: Aye! (*hands Ana a ship in a bottle*)
Ana: I am *so* not getting paid enough for this.
Assistant Director: Okay, Beckett and Mercer...er...I'm assuming Mercer is the more..masculine partner of the two, so he'll be wearing a white *ironed* suit. Beckett, here is your costume (http://www.bangor.ac.uk/~iss082/sleeves/deadly.gif) We'll let you keep your wig under the hat.
Beckett: I should think so.
Director: Cutler, Mercer, take it away!
Beckett: I come home in the morning light,
My mother says "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh,mother,dear,
We're not the fortunate ones,
And girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun.
Mercer: The phone rings in the middle of the night,
My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?"
Oh,daddy,dear,
You know you're still number one,
But girls, *does gay hand movement*
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,girls,just wanna have
Backup: That's all they really want.....
Some fun....
Beckett: When the working day is done,
Oh,girls,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun....
Backup: Girls,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Girls,
Wanna have
Beckett: Some boys take a beautiful girl,
And hide her away from the rest of the world.
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.
Oh,girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have
Mercer: That's all they really want.....
Some fun....
Beckett: When the working day is done,
Oh,girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun...
Backup: Girls,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Girls,
Wanna have.
All: They just wanna,
They just wanna.....
They just wanna,
(Oh....)
They just wanna.....
(Girls just wanna have fun...)
Oh...
Girls just wanna have fu-un...
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Oh...)
They just wanna...
(They just wanna have fun...)
Girls just wanna have fu-un...
When the workin',
When the working day is done.
Oh,when the working day is done,
Oh,girls...
Girls,
Just wanna have fu-un...
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna have fun...
Girls just wanna have fu-un..
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Have fun..)
They just wanna,
(Girls wanna have fun)
They just wanna....
Oh,girls...
(Wanna have fun....)
Girls just wanna have fu-un.
When the workin',
When the working day is done.
Oh,when the working day is done,
Oh,girls,
Girls just wanna have fu-un.
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Oh,girls...)
They just wanna,
(Have fun....)
Oh,girls..
Girls just wanna have fu-un
They just wanna,
They just wanna...
When the working day is done...
(fades)
*all cast strike poses as music fades*
Director: Bravissima!!!
Will: Why did I have to see that? Why me? I need therapy now...
Secretary: We all do, dear. Why do think we have this musical?
Jack: *pulls Lizzie aside* I can show you some fun, love...
Lizzie: *giggles and runs off with Jack to dressing room*
Gov Swann: *sees Mercer and Beckett making out onstage* Oh good heavens! Those two men are...are...are...*faints*
Assistant Director: Aw, guys, get a room! Any body got a spare strecther?
