Originally posted by potcfan2003
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Hey, there's nothing wrong with Sparrabeth! Just as there is nothing wrong with Sailorrie or willabeth. Its all about having fun with the characters, right? If you're really against the pairing, you could always write a entry yourself. Not trying to step on toes, just saying 🙂
Radio in the form of the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s station has given me inspiration! Eureka! Here are some golden oldies for the crew 😉
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Director: Lets have some more sparrabeth goodness all around, shall we? This next song is called "The Flame" by Cheap Trick. Wear your costumes from DMC.
Assistant Director: Lizzie, wear your hair down though - looks better on stage. Jack...you just be you.
Jack: Alright, darlin'
*music begins*
Jack: Another night slowly closes in,
And I feel so lonely.
Lizzie: Touching heat freezing on my skin,
I pretend you still hold me.
Jack: I'm going crazy, I'm losing sleep.
I'm in too far, I'm in way too deep over you.
I can't believe youre gone.
You were the first, youll be the last.
Lizzie: Wherever you go, Ill be with you.
Jack: Whatever you want, Ill give it to you.
Lizzie: Whenever you need someone to lay your heart and head upon.
Jack:Remember: after the fire,
Lizzie: After all the rain, I will be the flame.
Jack: I will be the flame.
Lizzie: Watching shadows move across the wall,
I feel so frightened.
I wanna run to you, I wanna call,
But Ive been hit by lightening.
Just cant stand up for fallin apart.
Jack: Cant see through this veil across my heart, over you.
Youll always be the one.
You were the first, youll be the last.
Lizzie: Wherever you go, Ill be with you.
Jack: Whatever you want, Ill give it to you.
Lizzie: Whenever you need someone to lay your heart and head upon.
Jack:Remember: after the fire, after all the rain,
Lizzie:I will be the flame.
Jack:I will be the flame.
Both: Im going crazy, Im losing sleep.
Im in too far, Im in way too deep over you.
Youll always be the one.
You were the first, youll be the last.
Whatever you want, Ill give it to you.
Wherever you go, Ill be with you.
And whatever you want, Ill give it to you.
*music ends*
Assistant Director: That was AWEsome, guys!
Secretary: Um, why the capital "A" "W" "E"
Assistant Director: *grumble* Bad habit I picked up from Jaeh.
Director: *raises hands* Like its my bad! 😛
Assistant Director: Alright, good job guys, take a quick break while we get Will in costume. We've got a Will and Elizabeth number coming up next.
Norrington: How come I don't have any songs any more? *yells* Sailor!!! *points at crew* They've stopped giving me songs!
Sailor: *runs up on stage and begins hitting directors with purse*
Director: Okay, okay Sailor! We'll give him a new number soon. Anybody else need a new number?
Barbossa *raises hand*
Assistant Director: Will you behave?
Barbossa *dark look*
Assistant Director: Okay.... I'll make up a list of those characters who need a song, alright everybody? Its time to get Will in his costume. Sif, will you go get Lizzie's next costume please?
Secretary: Okey dokey! Always I chance I might run into a half-naked Jack (Mwahahaha) *runs off*
Director: Okay, Will. Here is your costume: http://www.jcrew.com/catalog/category.jhtml?id=cat230001&navAction=jump. We want you to look preppy and harmless. Lizzie has a really strong role in this next number, she needs to stand out.
Will: She's coming back to me isn't she? I knew it! *does victory dance*
Assistant Therapy: *whispers* His therapy classes aren't helping much, eh?
Director: Not at all. *shakes head* Ah, Lizzie there you are! And there is Sif 🙂
Secretary: Here is the costume: http://www.jcrew.com/catalog/product.jhtml?id=prod87231281&catId=cat230171
Assistant Director: I know its a dress, but its a strong dress.
Lizzie: *huffs* Fine. I'm getting a pantsuit next time.
Jack *walks up with a towel hanging dangerously low on hips* Why, love? Then all the pretty skin is gone.
Lizzie: Well...okay *giggles*
Sif: Oh...my....wow.
Directors: *fan themselves, but miraculously do not faint*
Assistant Director: Alright, Jack you just sit over here next to us, Liz, Will - action!
*music plays and Lizzie begins to sing*
I never had to say goodbye
You must have known I wouldn't stay
While you were talking about our life
You killed the beauty of today
Forever and ever
Life is now or never
Forever never comes around
You never heard me break your heart
You didn't wake up when we died
Since I was lonely from the start
I think the end is mine to write
Forever and ever
Life is now or never
Forever never comes around
People love and let go
Forever and ever
Life is now or never
Forever's gonna slow you down
You'll never see me again
So now who's gonna cry for you
You'll never see me again
No matter what you do
You'll never see me again
So now who's gonna cry for you
You'll never see me again
No matter what you do
Forever and ever
Life is now or never
Forever never comes around
Forever and ever
Life is now or never
Forever never comes around
You'll never see me again
So now who's gonna cry for you
You'll never see me again
No matter what you do
You'll never see me again
So now who's gonna cry for you
You'll never see me again
No matter what you do
Forever and ever
Life is now or never
Forever never comes around
*music fades*
Will: Why must you hurt me in this way, Lizzie?
Lizzie: Will, we've been over this a thousand times. I. Love. Jack. Sparrow. I am a "pirate". It would never have worked between us...I'm sorry. *Saunters off stage to Jack*
Assistant Director: Finally! I have closure! *jumps and claps hands with Director and Sif chanting "Sparr-a-beth, sparr-a-beth"*
😛