What POTC characters would NEVER say...

lol! Shrek and POTC will go together so well!

Originally posted by Tramps Lady
Will: *singing* I'm all alone! theres no one here besiiiide me. My problems have all gone. Theres no one to deriiiiiide meee. But you gotta have fre...

Jack: *cuts him off* Stop singing! No wonder you don't have any friends!

lol...i just needed to say that....

LOL!

* Captain Jack Sparrow is running. There is nobody around. When he gets right up to the camera*

Captain Jack: It's

Davy Jones: Monty Python's Flying Circus

DMC Scene: Jack has just convinced Jones into keeping Will. Jone's agrees with him and keeps Will has a good faith payment.

Davy Jones: It's a deal, While I'm here would you like a nice hot crabby patty?
Jack: I LOVE crabby patty's!
Jones: Wonderful!(Gives Jack and the rest of his crew a nice basket of crabby patty's) Now I'm must go the Care Bear's movie is on tonight and I don't want to miss it.

AWE Easter Egg Scene
Little Will:"OHHHHHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants! Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants! If nautical nonsense be something you wish, SpongeBob SquarePants! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants. HA HA HA HA !!!!"

lol... yay spongebob! I love spongebob.. 😛

Captain Jack: OOps! I did it again. I played with your heart.

Captain Barbosa: Got lost in the game.

Will: You two are such girls. *walks away and we can see that he is wearing a tutu*

Lol! 😄

Jack: Lets gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then your wrong. but it'll help if you just sing along.

Barbossa: Bum....Bum....Bum...

Jack: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then your wrong. But it'll help if you just sing along! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song, Barbie!

Barbossa: Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E!

Jack: William!

Will: .....................................

Jack: Good! It'll help! It'll help! If you just sing along! Oh YEAH!!!

AWE Scene: Lizzie stands on the edge of the black pearl to get the crew ready to fight.

Lizzie:[shouting] You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell,
[shouting]'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it:
[screaming at the top of Her lungs] "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

Tia: Do you love her?
Jack: I don't know how I feel. I'm grateful I can feel anything.
Jack: I know I'm obsessed with her.
Tia: Then say it. You keep telling me that you're obsessed, you're infatuated. Say that you're in love with her.
Jack: [pauses] I'm in love with her.

lol i love teh elizabeth to crew one...

rockin'! I LOVE SPONGEBOB!

aww toddiangirl, somehow, I think your post is sooooo cute!

Mr. Gibbs: Like OMG! It's Blackbeard! I think I'm going to faint!

Captain Jack: Here we go again.

Jack: Tell Me why anit nothing but a heartache, Tell me why?
Barbsossa: Anit nothing but mistake
Jack: Tell me why I never want to hear you say
Both: I want it that way!

Davy Jones: I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm. I know it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool. Should know better then to cheat a friend. Wasted chance that I've been giving, so I'm never gonna dance again, the way I danced with you.

AWE Scene: Will is on board the flying dutchman having tea with becket. Davy Jones comes in and looks at them.

Becket: Near, far whereever you are I believe that the heart does go now
Will: Once more you opened the door
All(Becket, Will Davy): And your hear in my heart and my hear will go on! They all start to cry.
Becket: Gosh I love that movie!
Will: Me too
Davy: Me most
Will: Group Hug!

Everybody: Let's Do The Time Warp Again!
Captain Jack: It's just a jump to the left.
Elizabeth: And a step to the right.
Will: Put your hands on your hips
Barbosa: Pull your knees in tight.
Davey Jones: But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insa-ay-ay-ayne!
Everybody: Let's Do The Time Warp Again! Let's do the Time Warp again! 💃 💃

lmao!!!

Song: It's Called "F.U.N." From Spongebob Squarepants.

Jack:It's not about winning, it's about fun
Davy Jones:What's that?
Jack: Fun is when you...fun is...it' like...it's kinda...sorta like a...
What is fun?? I...Let me spell it for you

Jack:
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for u and me
N is for N-e where and N-e time at all

(The Crew) down here in the deep blue sea

Davy:
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for Uranium...BOMBS!
N is for no survivors when you're-

Jack: Davy Those things aren't what fun is all about!
now do it like this,
F is for friends who do stuff to-

Davy Jones: Never! that's completely idiotic!

Jack: Here, Let me help you...
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for u and me, Try it!

Davy Jones: N is for N-e where and N-e time at all

(Crew) Down here in the deep blue sea

Davy Jones:
Wait...I don't understand this...I feel all TiNgLy inside...
should we stop?

Jack:
HeHe! No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Davy Jones:
Well i like it!! Lets do it again!

Jack:
Okay!

(Jack and Davy)
F is for frollic through all the flowers
U is for uekalailei,
N is for nose picking,sharing gum, and
sand licking here with my best buddy

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(Crew) Down here in the deep blue sea

AWE Scene: Jack, Lizzie, Barbossa, Mr. Gibbs, Pintel, Rageit, are siting down looking a something. Will over hears them talking

Mr. Gibbs: This is driving me crazy!
Jack: Cheer up mate we'll get it
Lizzie: Is that him?
Barbossa: Maybe
Pintel: wait I think I found him?
Rageit: Where?
Pintel: Is that him over there?
Will walks over to see what they are doing. Will think's they are having some trouble with the map that Sao Feng gave them.
Will: What's going on? What are you all doing?
Barbossa: If you don't mind master Turner we are trying to look for someone
Will: Who?
Lizzie: Waldo!
Will: Waldo?
Jack: Yes Waldo You know the book "Where's Waldo"?
Will: That's what you been doing for the past 2 hours looking at some stupid book, trying to find stupid Waldo? Do remember that the EITC is after us! All you people can do is look for freaking Waldo!
Lizzie: Calm down Will.
Pintel: Hey I found him!
Everyone at the table: Hoary!!!!
Will(Screams)(They All Look up at him): STOP!!! this is insane all of you are crazy!!
No one says anything
Jack turns the page
Jack: Hey I found him!
Lizzie: Where?
Jack: Over here
Lizzie: Oh Yeah that's him!
Barbossa: Boy this is fun!
Will: I'm going! he walks away

i was gunna do that, ecept with barbie, not davy

lol! I love the F.U.N. song! Last time I got a Where's Waldo bo from the library, I didn't have to find him. Someone circled him on every page.

Norrington: Bloody bombs! I should have signed up for prom!

Originally posted by ToddianGirl
Song: It's Called "F.U.N." From Spongebob Squarepants.

Jack:It's not about winning, it's about fun
Davy Jones:What's that?
Jack: Fun is when you...fun is...it' like...it's kinda...sorta like a...
What is fun?? I...Let me spell it for you

Jack:
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for u and me
N is for N-e where and N-e time at all

(The Crew) down here in the deep blue sea

Davy:
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for Uranium...BOMBS!
N is for no survivors when you're-

Jack: Davy Those things aren't what fun is all about!
now do it like this,
F is for friends who do stuff to-

Davy Jones: Never! that's completely idiotic!

Jack: Here, Let me help you...
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for u and me, Try it!

Davy Jones: N is for N-e where and N-e time at all

(Crew) Down here in the deep blue sea

Davy Jones:
Wait...I don't understand this...I feel all TiNgLy inside...
should we stop?

Jack:
HeHe! No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Davy Jones:
Well i like it!! Lets do it again!

Jack:
Okay!

(Jack and Davy)
F is for frollic through all the flowers
U is for uekalailei,
N is for nose picking,sharing gum, and
sand licking here with my best buddy

hahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahaha

(Crew) Down here in the deep blue sea

AWE Scene: Jack, Lizzie, Barbossa, Mr. Gibbs, Pintel, Rageit, are siting down looking a something. Will over hears them talking

Mr. Gibbs: This is driving me crazy!
Jack: Cheer up mate we'll get it
Lizzie: Is that him?
Barbossa: Maybe
Pintel: wait I think I found him?
Rageit: Where?
Pintel: Is that him over there?
Will walks over to see what they are doing. Will think's they are having some trouble with the map that Sao Feng gave them.
Will: What's going on? What are you all doing?
Barbossa: If you don't mind master Turner we are trying to look for someone
Will: Who?
Lizzie: Waldo!
Will: Waldo?
Jack: Yes Waldo You know the book "Where's Waldo"?
Will: That's what you been doing for the past 2 hours looking at some stupid book, trying to find stupid Waldo? Do remember that the EITC is after us! All you people can do is look for freaking Waldo!
Lizzie: Calm down Will.
Pintel: Hey I found him!
Everyone at the table: Hoary!!!!
Will(Screams)(They All Look up at him): STOP!!! this is insane all of you are crazy!!
No one says anything
Jack turns the page
Jack: Hey I found him!
Lizzie: Where?
Jack: Over here
Lizzie: Oh Yeah that's him!
Barbossa: Boy this is fun!
Will: I'm going! he walks away

Song: The Theme Song to "Jem" the Cartoon. Just changed the lyrics around.
Lizzie Sings a song.

Lizzie:Jack (Jack is excitement) oh
Jack(Jack is adventure) oh
Pirating and plumbring
Eyeliner and fame

Jack (Jack is truly outrageous)
(Truly, truly, truly outrageous)
Oh whoa Jack (Jack)
The Rum is contagious (outrageous)

Jack is His name
No one else is the same
Jack is his name

But we're Jone's Crew
Our Crew is better
We are Jone's Crew, Jone's Crew
And we're gonna get him

Jack (Jack)is truly outrageous)
(truly, truly, truly outrageous)
Oh whoa Jack (Jack)
The Rum is contagious (outrageous)

Jack is his name
No one else is the same
Jack is his name
Jack!