What POTC characters would NEVER say...

Happy Birthday! I'm sorry I didn't know. I don't know when anyone's birthday is, lol. Did you celebrate?

Elizabeth: I got off this island by roping up sea turtles with my chest hair.

Will's not captain of the flying dutchman. This is what he was really doing:

Will: (strumming guitar and singing) They say a man should always dress
for the job he wants
so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm serving tourists chowder and iced tea.
Should've gone to Free Credit Report.Com

Originally posted by DethRose
Elizabeth: I got off this island by roping up sea turtles with my chest hair.

😂 😂 😂

Originally posted by wingedsparrow15
yesterday was my birthday

happy birthday then, mate! 😄

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Will's not captain of the flying dutchman. This is what he was really doing:

Will: (strumming guitar and singing) They say a man should always dress
for the job he wants
so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm serving tourists chowder and iced tea.
Should've gone to Free Credit Report.Com

haha me too! they make me laugh 🙂

Barbosa: Why don't we share the Black Pearl

Captain Jack: Hells naw!

Elizabeth: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Cats people are taking over the seas! Wait I didn't know the sea was blue and wet!

The Doctor: I never was a cat person.

Will: Dah! Potato!

Captain Jack: Yes Will, now fetch the potato! Go on! It's in the water!

Will: bark! bark! *flies off the Black Pearl and lands in the water searching for the potato*

Barbosa: Well that's the end of that.

lol to the POTATO!!!!!!!!

Jack: *murmurs under breath* magnificent poof...

Will: What's a poof Jack? like, in magic when something disappears, *poof*?

Jack: Pansy...

Will: Like, the flower?

Jack: GAY!

Will: Yes! I'm happy!!!!

😛

MAGNIFICENT POOF!!! BLONDIE BEAR!!! 😍

*coughs*

Sorry, had a Spike moment hehehe 😛

Jaeh, did you see that spoof I did on the Spike/Angel scene with Jack and Will a few pages back? Its from the magnificent poof scene, hahaha 😛

Captain Jack: Where did my pet peanut go? Phillip!
Barbosa: I think you've gone nuts.

awwwww Philip! Cosmo's nickel!

OH NO! Now everyone knows i watch Fairly Odd Parents! 😛

no! i din't see it brit! where is it? wheeeerrre!!?!?!

dont worry jaeh...i watch fairly odd parents too🙂

Jack The Monkey: meow

Captain Jack: Did the undead monkey just meow?

Barbosa: Aye. h'e's been doing a lot lately. I figure he is learning this from Eunich Will.

Davey Jones: Whew! My locker needs to be cleaned out!

Originally posted by Tramps Lady
dont worry jaeh...i watch fairly odd parents too🙂

lol, i don't really care if everyone knows i do- i think its really funny and cute - i mean, cartoons are fun, why stop watching?.. 😄

exactly🙂

I just thought hillip would be a good name for a peanut.

Mr. Gibbs: Jack. I just had a thought.

Captain Jack: Yeah?

Mr. Gibbs: Maybe there is no such thing as luck. Maybe all that has happened is due to some alternate universe rotating the same way ours is. What do you think?

Captain Jack: I think we need to lay off the rum.

lol... i dont kno which one is less likely... gibbs saying there's no such thing as luck, or jack wanting to layt off the rum... lol

lol, true!

I know, i like the name philip too, lol 😛

gah! potcfan!!! how are you??? where have you been???

Jack: *singing* Stannnnndddd... bbbyy meeee... ooooohhhhh staaanddd... byyy meee....

i dunno, i just like that song, lol.. 😄 not really funny or anything, just.. random 😛

Will: *singing* I'm all alone! theres no one here besiiiide me. My problems have all gone. Theres no one to deriiiiiide meee. But you gotta have fre...

Jack: *cuts him off* Stop singing! No wonder you don't have any friends!

lol...i just needed to say that....