Jack: I was made for lovng you baby you were made for loving me
Elizabeth: huh? What is that?
The Doctor: Uh oh. Sorry wrong place.
Donna: Whoa! Pirates!
The Doctor: Come on Donna!
Donna: Ok.
Elizabeth: Forget what I said before. Who the bloomin devil were they?
Jack: What?
Elizabeth: It's like talking to child.
The Doctor: I forgot. My TARDIS is over there.
The Black Pearl Crew
Captain Sparrow
Ooh ohh
Captain Sparrow
Captain Sparrow
Ooh ohh
Captain Sparrow
Go Sparrow go
Go Sparrow go
Captain Sparrow
Ooh ohh
Captain Sparrow
Davy Jones: "I'll get you next time Sparrow. Next time!"
Barbarossa tells Lizzie about his Father
Barbarossa: I''m Sorry Miss Swan about your father
Lizzie: I know he was the best!
Barbarossa: You know Miss Swan Your Lucky your father was a good Man. My father killed people
Lizzie: Killed People?
Barbarossa: That's Right Miss Swan.My father was the "Alphabet Bomber." He may have been crazy be he was my pop. Only one I ever had.
Lizzie: God... I heard about the Alphabet Bomber. Bombs exploding in the... in the airport... and barber shop...
Barbarossa:That's right. All in alphabetical order. Car wash... drug store... I used to lay in my crib and hear him scream in his sleep...”A,B,C,D,E,F,G... BOOM! BOOM!"
Lizzie: But your mom...
Barbarossa: My mother tried to stop him. She couldn't even spell, for Christ's sake but they fried her too.
A reporter interviews Jack
Reporter: How does it feel to be a juvenile delinquent?
Jack:It feels good, man! I've never been so happy in my life! ( Scarlett runs up and throws her arms around Jack right before he's taken away)
Jack: Scarlett you filthy hag! I wouldn't let you shine my boots! Lizzie's my girl! L.I.Z.Z.I.E fellas!
Jack: Uh.....Mr. gibbs?
Mr. Gibbs: Yeah?
Jack: Are you seeing that weird looking elephant?
Mr. Gibbs: What weird looking elephant?
Jack: Nevermind.
Mr. Gibbs: Ok.
Barbossa: I can't see!
Elizabeth: Take off your hat! You retard.
Barbossa: Are you mad! My hat is the source no, no, the essence of what I am.
Elizabeth: And that would be?
Barbossa: *shrugs* I don't know.
LOL!
Jack: Seriously ladies, gentlemen, and kids, rum addiction- or rather alcohol addiction is very real in our society. So keep off the rum, or rather, drink only in moderation! *chugs from a bottle*
Marty: *observing Jack* Seriously, Gibbs, I think Jack has been drinking too much lately.
Gibbs: Aye. Think we could convince him to go to an AA meeting?
Jack: *surrounded by Scarlett and Giselle* Dear ladies, I want to take you on my ship. - But why is it there? It's so small and gone. Why is my ship gone? Oh, I remember, I borrowed it to Barbossa, because he was talking something about bringing Lizzie back to my captain cabin..
Giselle: How dare you fantasize so much in front of us? *slaps him and they leave*
Jack: I didn't deserve that!
Jack: "The seven things I hate about you! The seven things I hate about yoouuuuu..."
Lizzie(to gibbs): What's wrong with Jack?
Gibbs: The Miley Cyrus Virus. It's been spreading all over the world. We can't do nothing about it.
Lizzie: Poor Jack.
Gibbs: Aye, poor captain.
I don't have anything against miley, just so you guys know, lol... It's just stupid LSS... >.<
lol, bwa, thanks!