Pirates of The Caribbean; The Curse of the Black Pearl click on this link and click on "Watch Sample" it's Funny!!!
Lizzie sings: " I kissed Jack Sparrow cause I like it, the taste of his rum chapstick. I kissed Jack Sparrow cause I love him and I don't care if Will doesn't like it"
Narrator: Many people have wondered about what excactally is in Jones locker. Why is it called a "locker" to being with? We soon will find out.
Barbossa: "Oh look I found my old teddy bear Mr. Barbossa!"
Will: Oh what his name?
Barbossa: Lecter Barbossa
Will: Huh?
Barbossa: Ryhmes with Hector get it?
Will: Oh. Look I found my snoppy snow cone maker YIPPIE!!!!!!!!
Lizzie: Oh look guys I found my Jack Sparrow scrap book I kept everything I could find on him. From news articles, stories, pictures. Oh look his wanted poster sigh!
Everyone crowds around lizzie to see her scarpbook.
Will: Oh come guys we can look at that later I found my snow cone maker lets make some!
Pintel. Not now!
Ragettie: Wait I thought that stupid thing was gone forever. Besides on the bottom is say's "This snoppy snow cone make belonges to Davy Jones"
Will: What? NO that can't be it's MINE!!
Narrator: Sorry Will finder keepers loser weepers.
Originally posted by DethRose
Jack the monkey: *sings* Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
What if I said I do? xD
Jack walks in, covered in Kraken slobber. Don't ask how, or why....
Lizzie: ugh - Jack, what is that? You smell horrible!
Jack: Perfume of the sea, love...
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