DMC Bloopers

Started by evilm0nki3153 pages

lol... johnny sooooo burned ivebeendepped..

omg, when she reads that she's gonna be pissed...lmao

love it...poor ichy...he's gonna be ok, rite?

oh, and what am i dressed as?

I play a crazy puerto rican...oh wait iam one..nevermind.

LOL....OMG THE MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER!!! I LoVe It I'M TINKERBELL and JOHNNY IS PETER PAN.....awwwww i love it u guys continue....i want to know what happens to ICHY? by the way is like Kiera a mute pumkin cause i havent heard her speak? Just asking....lol>>>but GreaT JoB LoVe It!!!

lol, keira is already half eaten

great job, you guys rock!!

i'm back ya'll and i'll get to work soon

Yay Cant wait!!

yea i wonder what they are gonna do with me now lol. Usualy its me doing something crazy and johnny looking me all funny lol

🙁 I feel left out I wanna be added in the story 😂 😂

I want more Johnny and Me!! I sound like a broken record i'm always saying that...lol!! Oh wells More Johnny and Me Please...lol!!

nonono keira can talk, she just hasnt mastered how to do it yet 🙂 lol

and shannstar, you WILL be added into the story...its just hard to remember everyone..we're basically remembering evryone from the last RP lol😄

In the meantime whilst your waiting for another chapter of this, head over to;

The unforgivable diaries of DMC ..i think you'll have some fun 😄

add shann!!!! lool we all want johnny lol.

k im writing

woohooo sailor! 😄

cant wait to see what u come up with !!!! 😄

*The road is dark, the world is seemingly colorless, and a fog is encircling them all, the gang has entered a town, a quiet, sleepy town. For there stay in this world the gang has reverted back into their proper selves*

Bwa ha ha: I think I know this place guys…*everyone looks at her; a galloping horse is heard in a distance as it speedily gets closer*

Johnny: Ah what the ****. This is the Sleepy Hollow set, only, much more real like *he touches a tree. Chiki Mina is quick to grab the leaf he touched*

Chiki Mina: HELLO eBay! * a person is seen in the shadows of the forest*

Shannonstar: Excuse me *she comes forward* did you just say eBay? *everyone jumps*

Ivebeendeppened: Yeah she did, who are you?

Shannonstar: My name’s Shannon, I got stuck here when I accidentally went through a portal in this creepy old mansion.

Mmoviejunkie: The sad thing is, she’s not crazy-

Keira: What the F****! So, we’re gonna be stuck here? *throws a hissy fit* I can’t work on my tan here! Unlike you losers I have a life! *she blushes* No offence Johnny

Johnny: None taken, *the galloping of the horse grows louder and everyone gets nervous*

Evilmonki3: Now might be a good time to run- *the headless horseman appears before them, everyone’s to afraid to move*

Sailorleo: Run! Everyone go! *pulls out pistol which is still in working order* Go! I’ll fend him off

LovelyOne: I’m gone! *takes off running and everyone follows*

Norrie: She’s all sexy when she’s acting heroic

Johnny: Too bad it’s not gonna work

Norrie: Why not?

Johnny: Haven’t you seen Sleepy Hollow?

Norrie: No, I’ve been to busy working on projects.

Johnny: Oh, never mind this is a completely different situation, it’ll work *rolls eyes, bastard can’t even be bothered to see one of my movies*

Bwa ha ha: She’s a goner *she blinks and suddenly sailorleo is running faster than all of them*

Sailorleo: In case anyone’s wondering it didn’t work!

Chiki Mina: Apparently

Keira: Wait, I have an idea…Oy, T.Maria, assistance required, why don’t you hook us up with a portal outta here?

T.Maria: No!

Keira: What, stupid B****, why not?

T.Maria: Don’t make me hurt you…I wont do it until Chiki apologizes for being rude to me…

Chiki Mina: No way! You started it!

T.Maria: Sorry guys….

PirateDiva: Chiki, if you apologize to T.Maria, I’ll let you have five minutes in the closet with Johnny…

Johnny: Shouldn’t I get to consen-

Chiki Mina: *screams* DEAL!! Shake on it *as they’re all running for their lives Chiki Mina and Pirate Diva shake hands* Alright, T.Maria, *sighs* I’m sorry…

T.Maria: LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!

Chiki Mina: I’m really, really, really sorry! NOW SAVE OUR ASSES PLEASE!

T.Maria: Don’t have to shout * a portal appears and they all jump through it taking them to God knows where…*

lol....Mina i trust u...only 5 mins!! lol!!! cont. cont. cont.

im such a ***** in this lool great!! lmao

haha, that was too funny!

LMAO!! 😄
Sailor that has to be the best thing ive ever read!!!!! 😄 😄 😄

ok....

**The gang are suddenly transported to a very colourful place...it looks like something out of a cheesy 70's sitcom....**

Shannstar: What the hell is this?

Sailorleo: Damn you T.Maria! Nothing is ever straighforward, is it!

Norrie: I love it when you go all angry ....its so sexy!

Sailorleo: You think my breathing is sexy...

Evilmonki3: Guys....Either we're really really tall or those people over there are really really small!!!!

Chikimina: Hey! Thats no way to talk about my fellow peurto Rican's!!

Johnny: ...erm...is it just me or do you get the incredible urge to follow that yellow brick road?...

Bwa: UMPA LUMPAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**The tiny men and women in the distance are not actually so far away...**

Chikimina: ITS THE WIZARD OF OZ!!

mmoviejunkie: But Willy Wonka has small people!

Johnny: Thats politically incorrect...they're not small people...they're vertically disabled...

ChikiMina: Shame on you!

sailorleo: I say we all link arms and skip down the yellow brick road!

Lovelyone: I bagsie Dorothy! The mind that girl has....the theories i could depict from her brain...

PirateDiva: Ivebeendeppened should be the scarecrow!

Ivebeendeppened: I dont see your point...

Piratediva: ...'If you only had a brain...'

Johnny: In that case, you should be the tin man...you can be so heartless sometimes....

Piratediva: *Flashing her eye lashes*
But i'm all heart to you....

Johnny: *Pulls Piratediva to him in a passionate clinch*
Your all everything to me!!

** a Smoochie kiss is encountered that knocks everyone sick**

Bwa: *sniff*
...Ichy could have been Toto....

Ivbeendeppened: We'll get ichy back...
*Gets down on her knees and starts ripping up the grass, Scarlett O'Hara in 'gone with the wind' style...*
.....as good is my witness......as god is my witness...I swear, i will never go hungry again!!!

moviejunkie: Your telling me your gonna EAT Ichy?!

Ivebeendeppened: Oh come on...like no one has never thought about it...

Bwa: Ill kill you before you get the chance!

*Something is suddenly heard in the bushes.....the gang get the wiggins*

Moviejunkie: What could it be?!

Johnny: Lions....

Piratediva: And tigers...

evilmonki3: And bears...

Chikimina: Oh my!!!!!

Norrie: Call me the cowardly Lion if you like....BUT I'M RUNNING!!!!!!

Sailor: T.Maria it is quite obvious that the whelp and ichy are NOT in the wizard of Oz!!!!!!! Now take us somewhere they will be!!!

T.Maria: Tell you what....I'll let YOU decide where they are in the next chapter 😄 Hows that ???? 🙂