"Let's make a reality show about Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton going to the countryside, f*ck everything up, stare at some farmer's ass and film it at least 15 minutes an episode, go to the emergency room for every booboo while people with actually horrible conditions wait on their death beds as if they don't exist, have dramatic breakdowns that either make no sense or are completely stupid, and pay the family the two are with to pretend like they will miss them. BRILLIANT!"