Stupidest quotes thread.

Started by Noa8 pages

"i swear to drunk im not God"

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"You know you're drunk when you are holding onto the ground to keep from falling off of the earth."

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
"You know you're drunk when you are holding onto the ground to keep from falling off of the earth."
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Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
"You know you're drunk when you are holding onto the ground to keep from falling off of the earth."

RIGHT YOU ARE

Band director during marching band practice: QUIT PLAYING YOUR INSTRUMENTS!!!

Some guy: "Im not gay, but my boyfriend is"

Originally posted by Marth18
Some guy: "Im not gay, but my boyfriend is"
Guy: .......I'm not gay...hay theres my boyfriend....He looks so hot in that bright pink shirt I bought him. I knew it would look good on him."

HAHAHA some guy: I think my boyfriend got me pregnant!

Originally posted by champion
Guy: .......I'm not gay...hay theres my boyfriend....He looks so hot in that bright pink shirt I bought him. I knew it would look good on him."

LMAO did you edit it afterwards?

Originally posted by Marth18
HAHAHA some guy: I think my boyfriend got me pregnant!
Guy: No I'm not gay wh...*Stares at boys butt*

lmao i actually laughed out loud on that one.....

My personal favorite: I've never done....well I have....but I don't do drugs!

"Let's make a reality show about Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton going to the countryside, f*ck everything up, stare at some farmer's ass and film it at least 15 minutes an episode, go to the emergency room for every booboo while people with actually horrible conditions wait on their death beds as if they don't exist, have dramatic breakdowns that either make no sense or are completely stupid, and pay the family the two are with to pretend like they will miss them. BRILLIANT!"

"You don't have to be an Italian chief to be an Italian chief

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA

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.........You stole my "^^"

no i added a sweat.... >_>

LOL.