Stupidest quotes thread.

Started by Wolf_Girl158 pages

Once, my teacher had a page number written on the board in plane sight, and said the page number many times, and someone raised their hand and asked what page number they were suposed to be on.

We should be able to ban people based on basic stupidity

Because people keep posting and believing sh*t like this:


if even 20 percent of that book is true then these politiians are so corupt its unimaginable. According to Cathy see was under CIA mind control since she was a little girl. She was repeatedly raped by Dick Cheney and George Bush Sr. Hilly Clinton raped her, She couried drugs to Bill CLinton who was a HUGE coke-head and more sexually interested in men then woman. George Sr. shapeshifted into a Reptile in front of her, and told her that he was from another planet, and his species hijacked the human race..... BUT she thought it was just another mind control trick. she doesnt actually believe that there are alien shapeshifters.... but was it a trick?
and this is way before david icke touched the subject.

Stupidity like this should be banned as quickly as trolling or other such behaviour. We are all a little more stupid for having read that. For that I am sorry.

whats 2 plus 2?

weep

6?

oh

Stop it!

or what? whacha gonna do?

boxing

Originally posted by Wolf_Girl15
Once, my teacher had a page number written on the board in plane sight, and said the page number many times, and someone raised their hand and asked what page number they were suposed to be on.

exactly... 🙂

Re: Re: Stupidest quotes thread.

Originally posted by Röland
some kid at my school always used to insult people by saying

"Sit up fa**ot!"

The kid was funny but I just never got it.

probably something his own dad use to tell him.

Re: Re: Stupidest quotes thread.

Originally posted by justjakk
hahahaha genious.....

working at a cab company, i have had some doozies. a customer called and reported she was blind but could see the cab and asked us to tell him to come down the hill to the woman wearing blue jeans.

that's b/c being legally blind doesn't mean you can't see at all, people who are legally blind don't necessarily have to walk around with sticks and are insensitive to white light, some of them can still see but you wouldn't want them driving you around in a car or leading you past 8 inches in front of them.

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Col. Sandurz: "He's an A$$hole, sir."
Dark Helmet: "I know that. What's his name?"
Col. Sandurz: "That is his name, sir. A$$hole. Major A$$hole."
Dark Helmet: "And his cousin?"
Col. Sandurz: "He's an A$$hole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip A$$hole."
Dark Helmet: "How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"
All Crew: "Yo!!"
Dark Helmet: "I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!"

Keep firing, A$$holes!

Re: Stupidest quotes thread.

Originally posted by Wolf_Girl15
Post any stupid quotes you have heard someone say or you have seen online here please. HEre are some I found.

"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."

"S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand "

"If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! "

"One bright morning...in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot eachother. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too!"

"Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare."

"A day without sunshine is like night"

"The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience."

"i swear to drunk im not God"

"Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn"

"if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing "

LMAO! All those made me "LOL" hahahahaha! Good stuff good stuff.

personal fav "The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience." 😂

Stupidest quotes....hmm hmm

Ok, convo between me and a friend of mine 😄

Tess: god im pissed.
me: Why?
Tess: I went to this chinese resteraunt and they didn't have any of those little noodle things we got at the japanese place. i was really looking forward to that.

Originally posted by botankus
Keep firing, A$$holes!

You got that from Space balls!Good movie!Jm 🙂 😆

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental." --Jim Wohford

Half the things Jacope comes up with.

😂

Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius

>> "Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Jono Gibbs - Chiefs

>> "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." - Rodney So'ialo - Hurricanes, on University

>> "You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Colin Cooper - Hurricanes head coach

>> Chris Masoe (Hurricanes) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."

>> "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Colin Cooper on Paul Tito

>> Kevin Senio (Auckland), on Night Rugby vs Day Games "It's basically the same, just darker."

>> David Nucifora (Auckland) talking about Troy Flavell, I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'David, I don't know and I don't care.'
(I actually like this one)

>> David Holwell (Hurricanes) when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first."

>> "Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago"(Murray Mexted - former Wellington player and commentator)

>> "Colin has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator." (Ma Nonu)

>> "We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end but then they scored." (Phil Waugh, Warratahs)

>> "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Jerry Collins)

>> "That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical." (Tony Brown)

>> "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Tana Umaga)

>> "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in rugby - but none of them serious." (Doc Mayhew)

>> "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."(Anton Oliver)

>> "I would not say he (Rico Gear) is the best left winger in the Super 14, but there are none better." (Murray Mexted)

>> "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." (Ewan McKenzie)

>> Murray Deaker: "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?"Tana Umaga: "On what ?"

>> "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."(Murray Mexted)

>> "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."(Murray Mexted)

Originally posted by Dreampanther
Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius

>> "Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Jono Gibbs - Chiefs

>> "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." - Rodney So'ialo - Hurricanes, on University

>> "You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Colin Cooper - Hurricanes head coach

>> Chris Masoe (Hurricanes) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."

>> "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Colin Cooper on Paul Tito

>> Kevin Senio (Auckland), on Night Rugby vs Day Games "It's basically the same, just darker."

>> David Nucifora (Auckland) talking about Troy Flavell, I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'David, I don't know and I don't care.'
(I actually like this one)

>> David Holwell (Hurricanes) when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first."

>> "Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago"(Murray Mexted - former Wellington player and commentator)

>> "Colin has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator." (Ma Nonu)

>> "We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end but then they scored." (Phil Waugh, Warratahs)

>> "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Jerry Collins)

>> "That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical." (Tony Brown)

>> "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Tana Umaga)

>> "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in rugby - but none of them serious." (Doc Mayhew)

>> "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."(Anton Oliver)

>> "I would not say he (Rico Gear) is the best left winger in the Super 14, but there are none better." (Murray Mexted)

>> "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." (Ewan McKenzie)

>> Murray Deaker: "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?"Tana Umaga: "On what ?"

>> "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."(Murray Mexted)

>> "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."(Murray Mexted)

😂