Stupidest quotes thread.

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Guy: looks like its out of ink now the ink fairy will come and leave us 3 bucks.
Girl: Or you could just use the easy button *SHe points to a large red button with the word easy written on it that is on the desk nearby*
Guy: Yeah like thats real.

whats that from it sounds familiar

Col. Sandurz: "He's an A$$hole, sir."
Dark Helmet: "I know that. What's his name?"
Col. Sandurz: "That is his name, sir. A$$hole. Major A$$hole."
Dark Helmet: "And his cousin?"
Col. Sandurz: "He's an A$$hole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip A$$hole."
Dark Helmet: "How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"
All Crew: "Yo!!"
Dark Helmet: "I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!"

The office depot commercial.

omg hahah i know that, omg whats that from its on the tip of my tongue

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Col. Sandurz: "He's an A$$hole, sir."
Dark Helmet: "I know that. What's his name?"
Col. Sandurz: "That is his name, sir. A$$hole. Major A$$hole."
Dark Helmet: "And his cousin?"
Col. Sandurz: "He's an A$$hole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip A$$hole."
Dark Helmet: "How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"
All Crew: "Yo!!"
Dark Helmet: "I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!"

Here's one, the poster dissed the other by telling him to stop posting in multiple posts.

"There aren't any stats on Marvel.com, F*ck-wad! Show me where it states that Wolverine is in the 2+ ton range. Spider-Man is in the 10 ton range. Where do you get off saying he's in the 50 ton range. Maybe you just read as bad as you write. You should start listening to what other people are saying. I have yet to see anyone agree with you. Have you noticed? Christ, you're a tool."

"Oh, and stop"

"posting"

"multiple"

"posts."

"No wonder your post count is so high. Like your parents were when you were conceived."

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wtf lol "Thats it, i have had it with these mother ****ing snakes on this mother ****ing plane" ....lame-o

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KoK has got to be the star of this thread.

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Originally posted by champion
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With a plethora of stupid quotes 😄

Originally posted by boma
With a plethora of stupid quotes 😄

Poster: "i saw your picture... you are a ziped kid.. ofcourse most of the retard idionts here are ugly ... damn ... next to such ugly geeks c master actually looks good Lol"

Mod:"You bothered to look through the picture thread? Cool. That tells me you know a bit about forum history, and are likely a sock of someone who has laready been banned before. And C-Master is the antithesis of your existence on KMC...I doubt he'd want you citing him for anything.

P.S. I take it "ziped" is a synonym for porn star. Thanks for the compliment. 😉"

Poster:"Lol 😆 you stupid geek first of all i never was here i just looked at people pics, i wasnt insulting c master... the oposite.. he looks good and talks well.... actually even when we had debates i respected him he got class.... but i am sorry but there are some geeks here that are just idiots, and the funny part is that those retards didnt show there face in the pictures thread... they are sooo ugly that they are ashamed of themselves.... i dont have a scanner but if someone could tell me how can i get a picture into my pc without a scanner i would show you how a person should look like .... and the f*ckin pedophiles here better go mustorbate before i post so they wont get sick ideas those mother****ers, and i am sorry digi but you look like some digimon you are wierd looking geek"

Random Poster: " WTF? I think he's in love"

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Paris Hilton: "What's Wal-Mart? Is that a place to buy walls?"

Paris Hilton: "What's the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?"

"Hey Dick! Is that money in your shoes? Ooh! You've got money in your shoes! I want money shoes."

Paris Hilton: I was afraid that she would get a bunch of Latinos to beat me up.

I swear to goodness gracious that that is what she actually said in the courtroom when she tried to sue her Latino maid out of fear of getting beaten up.

*A computer user calls the helpdesk with the following question.*
User: What do I do?
Helpdesk: What does your screen look like?
User: Its blue and says press any key to continue.

"I want some bananananananananananananananananana cream pieieieieieieieieieieieieie."