The Impossible Man .... this is too much .... 😂
The IM pops up in New York (uhh ... that's New York in the "real world" yall)
He finds out that some Avengers are dead courtesy of the Scarlet Witch:
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IM converses with Surge,
(who's reading a comic book outside the X-Men mansion,
knowing about her future demise)
IM asks "Where are all the Mutants"
Surge replies, "Gone"
IM, "Gone?"
Surge, "No more Mutants"
IM, "Scarlet Witch?"
Surge, "Yeah"
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IM realizes the entire Marvel Universe is because of Wanda and gets angry:
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IM pops up at Marvel headquarters at 417 5th Av, Manhattan, NYC:
Looking for Stan Lee:
From here on it's pure madness ...
IM meets Ralph Macchio (executive Editor - Ultimate Universe)
IM meets John (Macchio's assistant)
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IM meets Tom Brevoot (executive Editor - 616 Universe)
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IM meets Joe Quesada (editor-in-chief of Marvel Comics)
Joe's Avatar states that:
"The Marvel Universe is our Universe, it's the real world with real world problems"
That actually took place in the REAL World on a show called the "Colbert Report"
Little old man from FF#511 ... eat your heart out.
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IM goes to Hollywood, where he finds a bunch of disgruntled Marvel characters,
waiting in line to complain to Stan about the Marvel Universe because of Wanda:
Gwen Stacy is pissed off she's made out to be a whore in HOM, LOL!
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IM still looking for Stan,
gets trampled by Photographers trying to get pics of Bruce Willis:
IM finally finds "The MAN"
Stan explains why the Marvel Universe was warped by Wanda.
Stan even states that IM is Marvel's version of Mr Mxy:
Stan, "And you, when you came along people were furious"
IM, "Me?"
Stan, "It's too jokey, it's a Mxyzptlk rip-off"
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Now I thought this was mentioned in IM's 2007 bio,
but unfortunately, IM's appearances in this updated bio
spans from 1963 to July 2006, while this issue was published in Nov. 2006.
But the issue I'm sure is canon,
because this isn't the first time IM has ventured into Marvel Headquarters.
Oh yea, he's done it before,
and it was referenced in his bio, making it Canon!
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continues in the next post ....