OneDumbG0
Find Your Own Fire
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Either A) Wolverine's entire skeleton isn't compleletly bonded with Adamatium, B) for some reason his skeletal structure is vastely inferior to normal humans and has intire pieces missing or C) it was PIS by writers who didn't a way for Wolverine to be koyed by someone with a gun for the plot to work but couldn't think of anything that made sense.Option A isn't very likely, since his skeleton has always been stated as being compleletly bonded with Adamantium and option B doesn't even make any sense.... so all we are left with is option C.
Come on now. How many mutants do we know that have anatomies that are inferior to a normal humans? Half the friggin Morlocks, dude. A lot of mutants have inferior biologies to normal humans. Not every mutant has colorful powers. To many, being a mutant is physically a curse. And oh yes, because basic human anatomy must rule the day when we're dealing with a feral mutant with an already odd bone structure. Okiely dokiely! Simple question:
"Since when does having retractable foot long claws in your forearms make sense to basic human anatomy?"Fact is, Wolverine's skull has cavities that allow projectiles to penetrate into his brain. It's clearly happened four times on-panel and people in conversation have alluded to it as well, including Wolverine himself. All four instances were written by different writers; Christoper Yost, Daniel Way, Jason Aaron, and Peter Milligan. There are no scans from Wolverine's vast history of appearances that directly contradict these occurences. You guys who are arguing this point have NOTHING. It's not PIS, it's Wolverine. A comic book character. A feral mutant with foot long claws comin out his damn arms. If you show me a single scan where Professor X or Wolverine state, "You could never plug me in the brain because my adamantium skull provides no access," then maybe you'd have a point. You don't. You don't even have a scan of someone aiming a gun at Wolverine's eyes, ears, nose or throat, shooting him... and it failing to penetrate into his brain. If you did, you'd post them for everyone to see.
This whole "must apply human skull anatomy > feral mutant with an already odd bone structure in a comic" is ridiculous. Take this logic and you'd have to basically argue that Wolverine has no claws. Because claws on a human make no sense. It can't happen in real life. Even though Wolverine has claws on-panel, no. You can't accept it because it contradicts real-life human anatomy... it's PIS.
KMC Flash Update: Any scan of Wolverine having claws is PIS. That can't happen with real world human anatomy. Just FYI. Please resume your normal activities at the end of this message. Thank you. This has been a KMC Flash Update! 😂