Ask Strangelove

Started by ThePittman236 pages
ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

If a hot dog is cold shouldn’t it be called a cold dog?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by ThePittman
If a hot dog is cold shouldn’t it be called a cold dog?
they aren't....have you looked at a package of hot dogs? They're called 'franks.' It's just that people are idiots

Marth18 Old School Cool

Why is my ex such a ho

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
Why is my ex such a ho
Do you mean a literal, prostitute ho, or ho meaning b!tch?

Marth18 Old School Cool

bish

Impediment Endless

Where does Pace Think n' Chunky Salsa come from?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
bish
because you were a bad boyfriend
Originally posted by Impediment
Where does Pace Think n' Chunky Salsa come from?
According to them: Texas According to me: sweatshops in Laos

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

Why am I On KMC?

Why did I stay here?

Why do I love you?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Why am I On KMC?
For intellectually stimulating conversation. Barring that, thinly veiled sexual innuendo

Why did I stay here?
Irene

Why do I love you?
Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm handsome, witty, a stallion in bed, and I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich
Röland Masked Vigilante

Why do Monkeys steal things?
How come a persons nipples get hard when it's cold outside?
Why are waffles square?
Why isn't Count Chocula a "real" vampire?

ladygrim The Grim piratess

Why can i never save money....

Why are my feet cold

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

Damn, You're good.

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

If you dreamt that you were at work, shouldn’t you get paid for it?

Impediment Endless

Should I buy the 12" JL Audio subwoofers or the 12" Alpine subwoofers for the system in my car?

Terrorist Restricted

whats my future? humor me

ladygrim The Grim piratess

What should i ask for , for christmas?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Röland
Why do Monkeys steal things?
all monkeys are kleptomaniacs that were genetically changed by the government

How come a persons nipples get hard when it's cold outside?
because when it's warm the body wants sex to warm up, and it shows itself off by hardening the nipple

Why are waffles square?
so you can tell them apart from pancakes

Why isn't Count Chocula a "real" vampire?
He is, he just drink chocolate instead of blood

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by ladygrim
Why can i never save money....
There are too many things to buy

Why are my feet cold
because you're not wearing socks

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by ThePittman
If you dreamt that you were at work, shouldn’t you get paid for it?
In dream bucks, sure, for the dream work that you did
Originally posted by Impediment
Should I buy the 12" JL Audio subwoofers or the 12" Alpine subwoofers for the system in my car?
buy the 14" Super Mega Blow-out-your-eardrums speakers
Originally posted by Terrorist
whats my future? humor me
You will do things for several decades, and then die
Originally posted by ladygrim
What should i ask for , for christmas?
Dr. Strangelove on DVD

Röland Masked Vigilante

Why do people wear socks with sandals?
Why do dogs bury bones and such?
Shouldn't the Lucky Charms leprachaun be dead by now?
Do the Keebler Elves ever fight the Rice Krispy mascots Snap, Crackle and Pop?