Ask Strangelove

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Röland Masked Vigilante

I love this thread.

Naz Super Senior Member

Re: Ask Strangelove

Originally posted by Strangelove
Ask me anything. Go ahead. I dare you. I will answer.

I make no guarantees on the accuracy of the answers.

Can I give you a little peck on the cheek? blushing

Sanctuary -

What is pi to 243 decimal places? hmm

Röland Masked Vigilante

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?
Day light savings time- why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Does killing time damage eternity?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Naz
Can I give you a little peck on the cheek? blushing
permission granted ✅

Terrorist Restricted

Can I Sex your Future wife before you marry her?

Naz Super Senior Member
Originally posted by Strangelove
permission granted ✅

😊 *smooches*

Marth18 Old School Cool

Can you make strangelove with my hamster

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Sanctuary
What is pi to 243 decimal places? hmm
I can't find just 243 decimal places, but here's 10,000:

Pi to 10,000 places

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Röland
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Because everyone is really f**king wasted

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?
Sadly, no. I've done it

Day light savings time- why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Because daylight is an endangered species, but only from April to October. They keep it in jars

Does killing time damage eternity?
only emotionally cry

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

Why is the fly named a fly?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Terrorist
Can I Sex your Future wife before you marry her?
when you use 'sex' as a verb, I'm not worried that you will have sex with my future wife
Originally posted by Marth18
Can you make strangelove with my hamster
You don't want Strangelove/hamster children, it'd be all too shocking 😑

Sanctuary -

Originally posted by Strangelove
I can't find just 243 decimal places, but here's 10,000:

Pi to 10,000 places


I wanted 243.. weep

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by ThePittman
Why is the fly named a fly?
Because the people who named it were not all that bright

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I wanted 243.. weep
nconsole

Marth18 Old School Cool

why do they call oranges oranges and dont call plums purple

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

Originally posted by Strangelove
Because the people who named it were not all that bright
lookaround

Röland Masked Vigilante

If a "fly" lost it's wings would we call it a "walk"?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
why do they call oranges oranges and dont call plums purple
Because orange is the only orange fruit. If you called plums purple, then you'd have to call red grapes purples, and eggplants.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Röland
If a "fly" lost it's wings would we call it a "walk"?
Go ahead and try it, see if it catches on