Originally posted by Marth18So good shows like 30 Rock and Studio 60 can kick their ass
Why is saturday night live still on the air and its not funny?
Originally posted by Jack of BladesThe atomic weight of your ass
ok so what it is 19283790129828956347895693459873984759729879387597239579073987+29859783496980476749786948694876987469872098?
Originally posted by RölandIt's a solid....a very bendy solid
Is jello a liquid or a solid?
When did wild poodles roam the earth?400 B.C.E...and only in France
Since blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?because earmuffs look silly
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?Because everyone's 'rushing' to get home at the same time, therefore causing slow traffic.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?Because real lemons taste shitty
Originally posted by MištIt's either your quick wit and sharp tongue, or your indigestion makes you cool.
Why am I so cool?
Originally posted by ThePittmanThe Nibblonians
If there was a beginning of time, what was there before that?
Originally posted by MištIt would happen exactly the same, but when Chuck Norris tries to fight someone in the first episode, he'd get cut in half by a lightsaber.
Chuck Norris.If Chuck Norris was in Star Wars, how would it have played out?
Originally posted by Marth18We wear clothes? 😑
Why do we wear clothes!
Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Originally posted by Marth18who said bread is square? Have you seen bread? It's very odd-shaped
[B]Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?Because they don't know what they were talking about, obviously
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?You got a real obsession with round/quare things, don't you? 😬 So they can put in the dipping sauce, obviously
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?Because they so don't go with the vest
Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking?huh? I don't know what you're getting at
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?why do we know that the batteries are dead? We only know when the remote's not working, and maybe we just didn't press the button hard enough.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?Because like me, he finds facial hair unsightly