Ask Strangelove

Started by Mišt236 pages

Why am I so cool?

Couz its not hot

If there was a beginning of time, what was there before that?

Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris was in Star Wars, how would it have played out?

Why do we wear clothes!

Originally posted by Marth18
Why is saturday night live still on the air and its not funny?
So good shows like 30 Rock and Studio 60 can kick their ass
Originally posted by Jack of Blades
ok so what it is 19283790129828956347895693459873984759729879387597239579073987+29859783496980476749786948694876987469872098?
The atomic weight of your ass

Originally posted by Röland
Is jello a liquid or a solid?
It's a solid....a very bendy solid

When did wild poodles roam the earth?
400 B.C.E...and only in France

Since blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
because earmuffs look silly

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Because everyone's 'rushing' to get home at the same time, therefore causing slow traffic.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Because real lemons taste shitty

Where is ''IT''

Originally posted by Mišt
Why am I so cool?
It's either your quick wit and sharp tongue, or your indigestion makes you cool.
Originally posted by ThePittman
If there was a beginning of time, what was there before that?
The Nibblonians
Originally posted by Mišt
Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris was in Star Wars, how would it have played out?

It would happen exactly the same, but when Chuck Norris tries to fight someone in the first episode, he'd get cut in half by a lightsaber.
Originally posted by Marth18
Why do we wear clothes!
We wear clothes? 😑

whats the meaning of strangelove

Originally posted by Terrorist
Where is ''IT''
Behind your refrigerator, next to the grease-stained penny

Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?

Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking?

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Do you know the way to Mordor?

Originally posted by Terrorist
whats the meaning of strangelove
love that it mighty unusual

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
Do you know the way to Mordor?
Through the rock maze of Emyn Muil, past the dead marshes, and up up up the steps of Cirith Ungol, and there you are!

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Originally posted by Strangelove
The Nibblonians
I see you watch Futurerama. 😛

Originally posted by Marth18
[B]Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?
who said bread is square? Have you seen bread? It's very odd-shaped

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
Because they don't know what they were talking about, obviously

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
You got a real obsession with round/quare things, don't you? 😬 So they can put in the dipping sauce, obviously

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
Because they so don't go with the vest

Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking?
huh? I don't know what you're getting at

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
why do we know that the batteries are dead? We only know when the remote's not working, and maybe we just didn't press the button hard enough.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Because like me, he finds facial hair unsightly

Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking? (Meaning they die or they quit HEHEHEHEH)

Originally posted by Marth18
Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking? (Meaning they die or they quit HEHEHEHEH)
yes