The Unforgivable Diaries Of DMC!

Poor Orlando, he always gets bash, but It's helpless not to laugh when he does 😂

i know but i guess thats just what you get when u play second to johhny depp

Johnny

Day 58

Dear Ichy

NOW i understand.

Orlando spilled the beans...more than he should have.

He told me everything; down to WHEN exactly he guessed me and keira we're secretly 'getting it on' behind the scenes...

Well the story seemed so good that i didnt want to disturb it....so i havent....its been hilarious.

Keira still doesnt know that we're having an affair that was secret but isnt anymore...and she seems to be the only one...

So now im making a point of it by bear-hugging her whenever i see her...and then tell her how pretty her hair is looking...

She told me to get a hobby...i told her ive got one...pissing her off is almost like my favourite pass-time!

The boys came over last night for a game of poker...and since keira is still keeping residance in my yacht i attempted to lock her in the bath room but it never works....considering the lock is on the inside...

So she sat there watching 'desperate housewives' on tv whilst us men got down to some serious business...

Overall i managed to win;

1.A keg of beer from Kev

2. A Pair of dirty old nike trainers from Orlando

3. A little baby lamb from Jack ... he said either he gives them away or they're going in a stew...

...So now the little lamb is settled with Keira and Im ready to go to bed myself.....

I'm checking for clowns first though...the last time i went to bed without checking i found 'chuckles' taking up residence in my linen closet....

...couldnt sleep for days...

Couldn't sleep fo days thats funny

yeah, johnny depp is afraid of clowns! of course i am too!

is he really? i didn't know that about him... and thats saying something!

thats taken alot out of me lmao 🙂

I shall hopefully continue 2morrow guys 🙂

i do feel sorry for orlando but...he just seems like the butt of everyones jokes...especially in the bloopers for POTC 😄 hehe

ive not written jack davenport in so sailorleo will kill me lmao 🙂

hope you enjoyed anyways 🙂 i know i did lol!

thanx it was cool will definitly be checking for updates! 😄

Originally posted by T.Maria
thats taken alot out of me lmao 🙂

I shall hopefully continue 2morrow guys 🙂

i do feel sorry for orlando but...he just seems like the butt of everyones jokes...especially in the bloopers for POTC 😄 hehe

ive not written jack davenport in so sailorleo will kill me lmao 🙂

hope you enjoyed anyways 🙂 i know i did lol!

Originally posted by a-k-a-amber
is he really? i didn't know that about him... and thats saying something!

Thanks T. awesome posts, we will be eagerly waiting for more of your fabulous writings. 😄

cool so is my lil brother and sister just plain terrified is what describes it i dont see whats so scary but you know im like freaked out by bugs EWWWWWWWW and marshmallows seriously when i was little someone told me that story about the lil boy who dreamed about eating marshmallow and woke up and his pillow was gone. im telling you i was horrified! my mom still makes fun of me but i dont eat them or look at them for fear of dreaming about them dorky i know but they are fluffy....WOW long post lol

aww! petpet i hate it when people scare me with silly stuff like that!

you know, for some reason..... lookaround i'm afraid of the sound of an electric razor. it's kinda odd but, it makes me cry. cry

and i'm also scared of...

bugs (me two amber!)

dark

clowns

any animal that could kill me

being alone forever

and much much more.... unfortunatley 🙁 scaredy cat.

im terrified of wasps...if im in a que for a fairground ride and one buzzes within 200 metres of me then im OUT OF THAT QUE and running for the hills!!!!

i'm also scared of Claudia from interview with a vampire (kirsten dunst wen she was about 12) because i have curly hair and when i was little my mum would do my hair in wrinkletts and she used to call me 'claudia'....it gave me a complex lol

sad i know 🙂

thank god im not alone with the spider thing my friends look at me wierd at school when i scream cause i see a rolly polly or a fly lands on me

lol u like smileys doncha?
ooooCMA awards g2g may dart in between commercials bubye

oh yeah! doh wasps, bees, anything like that! and my dad's like yelling at me, "THEY WON'T HURT YOU!" oh well...

oh wait 30 more minutes yays

Originally posted by a-k-a-amber
thank god im not alone with the spider thing my friends look at me wierd at school when i scream cause i see a rolly polly or a fly lands on me

lol u like smileys doncha?
ooooCMA awards g2g may dart in between commercials bubye

oh! buhbye! buhbye

Originally posted by a-k-a-amber
oh wait 30 more minutes yays

lmao at johnnyforever!

Yeah they say "DONT ACT LIKE SUCH A CHILD! THEY WONT HURT YOU!"

...and im like;

"Yeah?! THEN HOW THE HELL HAVE I BEEN STUNG BY THE B@$TARDS THREE TIMES?!"

Honestly...parents will tell their kids anything to make them stop acting like a baby...even when that baby happens to be 19....how embarrassing lol

oh and bye amber!!! 😄 its nice to meet u BTW lol ive been away and suddenly i come back and im meeting people i havent met before hehe 🙂