Jack D
day 60
dear norrie
My beloved forgave me for my 'terrible wrong doing' ... apparently having a social life outside my trailor is a big 'no no'....
she put the sheep back in her play pen with her annoying little bleeping children and then told me gladys would need a 30 minute walk when i got back from filming...apparently my true love would be too busy shopping with my platinum card...
and they say romance is dead...
Speaking of romance...i get the morning newspaper today and BLESS MY PLATINUM GOLD SOUL!
The paparazzi have only got a whiff of the sordid affair between keira and johnny!!!!
apparently according to Ryan seacrest the source wanted to remain anonymous... but also stated that Orlando was the culprit of the allegations...
...do you feel that?
Its the feeling of impending doom...
Johnny
day 62
Dear Ichy
After pleading none stop for 2 days Vanessa has finally seen sense...
After reading the stupid bloody newspaper report the otherday she rang me up to tell me she never wanted to see me again....but fortunately due to my great persuasion and the fact that we all know orlando is a complete and utter Dunce she allowed to to explain and then suddenly it became quite clear that at that moment in time we would both like nothing more than to strangle the whelp...
...who by the way is in hiding!
Keira is STILL on the yacht...though the matter of her moving out has come up since all this happened because apparently she feels like shes going to be on the recieving end of a very good talking to when Vanessa and the kids come to stay...
Shes not though, because both my girl and the kids happen to love her...in small doses anyway.
She said she might go and live in with orlando...and then kill him and steal his trailor...which makes me wonder if that was her plan for me all along...
i suggested asking jack, but apparently if another woman steps within a 200 meter radius of the trailor then a very angry sheep chases them away...
Jack said its a defense mechanism but we all know hes just the b!tch of the relationship...
Now then...as soon as i find the barb-wire and the spatula im on my way round to orlando's trailor....
Day whatever the heck it is....
Dear norrie-baby
Ah ha! I found it! the holy grail of information, no not the script to AWE but in fact my beloved's diary...He's so sweet, he writes such nice thigns about me, not such much my sheep. I don't understand why, they're so cute. I don not appreciate how everyone keeps refering them as sunday's brunch and tuesday's dinner. Poor dearies.
On other news I finally convinced the casting directer to give me a part in the movie. It's a minor role....well.....really minor. I play wench number five. Woo hoo! I get to share screen time with Jack-y-poo! Although I was almost fired when I kept knocking out Keira Knightly with a prop chair.....what..?....Oh SHE HAD IT COMING! No one, I repeat, NO ONE knocks out my Jacky-poo with a rum bottle but ME! Stupid B****!
PS....Those makeup girls can do wonders.....You'd never tell that I bloodied u p the whore!
PPS: I caught Orli in the midsts of another man's arms....a man with trashy highlights.....Upon closer inspection I marked the man as Ryan Seacrest...hmmm...wierd...oh well, of to the tabloids I go, after I make a starbucks run...
~Toodles~
Originally posted by sailorleo😂 funny!! oh and, ONLY I CAN CALL HIM JACKY-POO!! it was my idea!!
Day whatever the heck it is....Dear norrie-baby
Ah ha! I found it! the holy grail of information, no not the script to AWE but in fact my beloved's diary...He's so sweet, he writes such nice thigns about me, not such much my sheep. I don't understand why, they're so cute. I don not appreciate how everyone keeps refering them as sunday's brunch and tuesday's dinner. Poor dearies.
On other news I finally convinced the casting directer to give me a part in the movie. It's a minor role....well.....really minor. I play wench number five. Woo hoo! I get to share screen time with Jack-y-poo! Although I was almost fired when I kept knocking out Keira Knightly with a prop chair.....what..?....Oh SHE HAD IT COMING! No one, I repeat, NO ONE knocks out my Jacky-poo with a rum bottle but ME! Stupid B****!
PS....Those makeup girls can do wonders.....You'd never tell that I bloodied u p the whore!
PPS: I caught Orli in the midsts of another man's arms....a man with trashy highlights.....Upon closer inspection I marked the man as Ryan Seacrest...hmmm...wierd...oh well, of to the tabloids I go, after I make a starbucks run...
~Toodles~
sorry. jk...
Originally posted by sailorleolol goood keep them coming!!!!
Day whatever the heck it is....Dear norrie-baby
Ah ha! I found it! the holy grail of information, no not the script to AWE but in fact my beloved's diary...He's so sweet, he writes such nice thigns about me, not such much my sheep. I don't understand why, they're so cute. I don not appreciate how everyone keeps refering them as sunday's brunch and tuesday's dinner. Poor dearies.
On other news I finally convinced the casting directer to give me a part in the movie. It's a minor role....well.....really minor. I play wench number five. Woo hoo! I get to share screen time with Jack-y-poo! Although I was almost fired when I kept knocking out Keira Knightly with a prop chair.....what..?....Oh SHE HAD IT COMING! No one, I repeat, NO ONE knocks out my Jacky-poo with a rum bottle but ME! Stupid B****!
PS....Those makeup girls can do wonders.....You'd never tell that I bloodied u p the whore!
PPS: I caught Orli in the midsts of another man's arms....a man with trashy highlights.....Upon closer inspection I marked the man as Ryan Seacrest...hmmm...wierd...oh well, of to the tabloids I go, after I make a starbucks run...
~Toodles~
T.Maria i like yours to i like the she says she's going to kill himand then steal his trailer which makes me wonder if that was her plan all along... rofl!