Funny Thing is that i've written a couple but they are just chillen in my computer...they're too long and i was like the girls are gonna get bored reading these....lol...but they were suppose to be after the whole rumor about Johnny playing with himself and after the Clown incident...and Johnny retaliates...so they are a lil dated and not funny at all...so i decided not to but them up...i did like 5 of them too!!!
Keira
day whatever
dear snuggles
I GIVE UP!
im public enemy number one!
the girls in makeup seem to have started a hate club in my honour because of this whole 'johnny and keira' rumour....
ive now been demoted to having a camera man even out my complexion before my scene!!!!!
Orlando has told me i can live in his trailor if it helps to make everyone stop wanting to kill me...apparently he wouldnt mine rumours being made up about him because it will 'boost his start status'...i told him to stop clutching at straws and just 'come out' already!!
Ryans dying to make it official!!
orlando
day i dont care!
dear nobody!
i am NOT clutching at straws!
I am NOT and have never been a 'bum-boy'!!
It is an exit hole and NEVER an entry!
'Someone' -
(Whom shall remain anonymous so when she unexpectedly disappears no one can blame me)
- has been trying to make me look like ive been having an affair with a man!
They have no allegations to prove it -
(Unless you count that one time in Mexico, and to my knowledge THAT THING was a FEMALE...until it took its clothes off)
- and mine and ryan's relationship is strictly platonic!
...now then...where did i put my vaseline....
Originally posted by T.Mariaok.
pirate diva i DEMAND you post them anyway!! 😄i wanna read them!! they HAVE to be better than my senseless diaries!!! lol 🙂
And chiki - IVE MISSED YOU WHILE MY COMPUTER WAS POORLY!!!!
please write all the diaries you want!!! 😄
1. Pirate Diva: YES please???!! *pouts*
2. T. Maria: how dare you say your diaries are senseless???!!
3. Chiki Mina: RIGHT LIKE THE WIND CHIKI!! 😄
Johnny
Day forgotten completely now!
dear ichy
what a kufuffel!!!!!
I told keira she had to move out...
her instant moaning and crying was getting on my nerves...so i told her if she doesnt like watching my re-runs of 21 jump street then she can hit the road!
i packed her stuff and dragged her kicking and screaming all the way over to Orlando's trailor....
Within two hours she was back at my door BEGGING to come back!
...apparently theres nothing quite like having to sit there enduring two hours of Orlando skipping to HIS parts in Lord of the rings and watching him re-act it out as a live performance....
I took pitty on her and let her stay again....but only for a few days until the directors board can get her another trailor.
I knocked around at Kevs trailor this morning...i havent seen him for a few days because he hasnt been needed.
When he opened the door i could tell he had been on the 'whacky-backie' straight away!
Mackenzie was sitting there watching his hand move infront of his face and giggling like a little girl...
...i never would have thought that out of EVERYONE on set that it would be THOSE TWO who light up the dubie...
i left them to it and made my way over to sad-sacks trailor...
big mistake...
he was still re-enacting his role of 'legolas' and invited me to join and be 'aragorn' ...i declined politely ofcourse...i thought laughing in his face would be a bit harsh...