Originally posted by T.MariaYES!
pirate diva i DEMAND FOR ALL ETERNITY that you show us atleast one?! 😄come on...i need something to read besides my own work...its not funny when u write it urself lol
listen, if it's stupid, we won't laugh at you. we'll tell you if we liked it or not, and if we didn't like it, you'll never have to mention them again! 🙂 how does that sound?
Originally posted by T.Mariaomg omg omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol.... 😆
[b]orlandoday i dont care!
dear nobody!
i am NOT clutching at straws!
I am NOT and have never been a 'bum-boy'!!
It is an exit hole and NEVER an entry!'Someone' -
(Whom shall remain anonymous so when she unexpectedly disappears no one can blame me)
- has been trying to make me look like ive been having an affair with a man!
They have no allegations to prove it -
(Unless you count that one time in Mexico, and to my knowledge THAT THING was a FEMALE...until it took its clothes off)
- and mine and ryan's relationship is strictly platonic!
...now then...where did i put my vaseline....
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i'm 5'6
so it was a good guess then i take it?! 😄 woohoooo! 😄 lol
jack D
day - not thought about it
dear norrie
Us English citizens (mainly Orlando, keira, kev and mckenzie) have seen our arses...
Upon discovering that the bloody americans call our most cherished sport SOCCER....we decided to make them put their money where their mouth is....
WE'RE HAVING A SOCCER (OR AS THE TRUE NAME IS CALLED: FOOTBALL!) MATCH!
We've decided to pick teams of 5 a side....
For England we have;
1.Kev
2.Keira
3. Me (Jack ofcourse)
4.Orlando (But my gran his better than he is so we might keep him on the bench)
5. And Mckenzie Crook
For The Grand ol' US of A we have;
1. Johnny
2.My beloved
3.Ted
4.Terry
5.Lee (The guy who plays pintel...)
The game is on tomorrow so we're all having team strategies and meetings...
Id say out of my team keira is probably the best because shes actually been in a film that involved football...
Kev runs out of breath from walking up the stairs and orlando would rather sit and look at mens asses from the corner of his eye...
and as for mckenzie?
Well...hes never really spoken much to me...he just sits there contemplating the meaning of life...
weird bugger!
Johnny
Day 73? Or 74?
dear ichy
I sense a fox in the chicken coop...
ive hid our strategie for the soccer match in a shoebox under my bed...and SOMEONE has opened it and rifled through it....and put a clown teddy in there aswell!
I mean honestly...who would do such a thing?!
....ill give u one guess!
I remember when life was simple...it was peaceful and it was calm...and then SHE WAKES UP and it all goes pear-shaped again!!
And im frustrated about these soccer rules too...whats the point of kicking a ball around a big field when you can pick the bugger up and run with it??
Apparently Gore is going to be our referee...but he knows nothing about soccer either so i think he'll let us get away with picking the ball up!
Keira'd been showing off her ball skills on the yacht...and NO before anyone thinks anything i dont mean in a dirty way!
....shes been doing something called a 'keepie-uppie'....which consists of her seeing how long she can keep kicking the ball up into the air over and over again without letting it touch the floor...
i dont see the point myself...and plus she broke my expensive crystal duck collection by knocking them over with that bloody ball!
...scary thing is...i have a feeling she might actually be good at this sport...
we're screwed
Keira
day - i dont bloody know!
dear snuggles
im all revved up for this match tomorrow!
apparently jack has been getting it in the neck from his 'misuzz' because she wanted to be on his team...apparently it took him half an hour to actually get back into his trailor this afternoon after the mad woman had barricaded herself in!
....jack said she found it hard to understand the 'nationality' rule...i swear if i wasnt a women im sure i would think like a man!
my trailor has come!
And because johnny was the one that caused the hole in the roof when he used orlando's bow and arrow as a 'flame thrower' one time, HE HAS TO FOOT THE BILL!
he went mad when i told him!
Now hes saying im not having the trailor and that i can sod off and move in with kev...
I'd rather lick my own @$$hole thankyou very much...
So i figure ill just stick around with johnny and torment him some more...i swear he never had one grey hair on his head until the day i moved in!
Im stressed out too though!
Im being upbeat and making everyone do regular exercise!
Im building team morale and WHAT DO THEY DO TO ME?!
....they picked me up and put me into the nearest wheely bin and shut the lid so i cudnt get out!
apparently jack cant stand the nazal whine to my voice....he said he'd rather hear nails going down a chalk board...
i was up at 5 this morning coming up with a name for our team!
Johnny just laughed and then told me to shut up and go to bed because i was making more noise than orlando had been making earlier on in the night...
apparently he was round here with his lord of the rings DVDS...again!
well it could be worse...he could have brought round elizabeth town..now THAT was a tragedy of a movie...
someone remind me again WHY hes an actor?
Orlando
Day - never you mind!
dear nobody
Its not fair!
No one will let me join in!
Apparently im coming on in the third half of the game...which is weird because to my knowlege there are only two halves....
So i offered my services to 'Team-if-we-dont-call-it-sailor-she-will-kill-us!' ...they declined saying that being americans they wouldnt find it very patriotic to have a 'limey' on their team....id be offended but i dont know what a 'limey' is....
so now ive been demoted to 'water boy' ... and when im not being 'water-boy' im being 'just-sit-down-and-watch-before-you-do-something-stupid-and-hurt-yourself boy'.
I feel so degraded...keira has them all doing star jumps!
Two out of four of them are beginning to look a little hot under the collar to be honest...i think kev is having calorie withdrawals...but he shoulnt do with that Mars bar he has stuffed down the front of his pants...in the hot sun...
...ewww...
but hey! on the upside they said i could be team mascot!
I get to make my own suit and everything!! ..but i already have the outfit with me anyway because i carry it around as a momentum of my glory days back when i was weilding a bow and arrow...
back in the days when the tights i wore werent as thick and hot...they were more like a fine silk....oh, those were the days...