im confused...where is chiki's RP/Diary?/Letter?
Arrrg! ive bin away for less than 24 hours and im very very confused 🙂 lol
i need coffee....and prep for my driving test tomorrow.....arrrrrg! 🙂
and when piratediva gets on here, Johnnyforever i am putting you in charge of making sure our forum friend posts her diaries because they are fabulous!!! 😄 😄 😄
Ok So T.Maria convinced me to put these up!!! Just know that i wrote these a couple of weeks ago...and had no intention of putting them up cause i didn't think they were all that great....but T.Maria said put em up or else...and frankly my children i dont want to find out what "or else means"...LOL!! So here ya go....just be nice im a rookie with these...lol!! These were meant to be after the clown inciddent etc....
Johnny
Day 35- Part I
Dear Ichy, (this is a long one)
So earlier I was thinking about a couple of lines that I¡¦ve been wanting to say since COTBP¡Kbut Ted and Terry never liked the idea much! But I¡¦m a man who gets what he wants, so I¡¦ll have to go about this all by meself!! So I decided that TONIGHT I¡¦m breaking into Ted and Terry¡¦s trailer, I¡¦m stealing the scripts, and I¡¦m writing in the lines meself!!
Night fell and I new it was time to start my Mission!!! I didn¡¦t want to be seen in the dark so I decided to wear black¡Konly thing is I don¡¦t have many black clothes. Only black stuff I have are some Black Leather Pants (which I haven¡¦t worn since my rock n roll days), a black muscle shirt and my Black Micheal Jackson wannabe Jacket „² don¡¦t ask! So I put on my garbs, looked at myself in the mirror¡Kand I have to admit I looked good!! So after a double take¡K I put on my black beanie and was on my way!!
When I step out of my trailer I saw Kev walking towards his trailer which was only 2 down from mine. I guess I didn¡¦t look as good as I thought b/c he looked at me funny! But I decided to play dumb, ignore his ¡§What-the-heck-are-you-wearing? look¡¨ and waved as I passed by him¡Kthen SLAM!!!! I hit a pole and fell flat on my BUM! Kev turned around and asked if I was ok (Bastard looked like he wanted to Laugh)! N*e*ways After a couple of seconds of trying to regain my sight¡KI gave him my hand so he can help me up¡Kbut then he did the most peculiar thing, he slid his sleeve over his hand and then helped me up, as if I had coodies! Weird!! But then my Mission popped back into my head, said my goodbyes and was on my way¡KTo Ted and Terry¡¦s Trailer!....
Kevin McNally
Day 35
Dear Spongebob,
I saw Johnny a couple minutes ago….and he was acting strange…even wearing a Micheal Jackson wanna be Jacket! We’re in the Caribbean for goodness sakes who wears a Jacket?
Anyways he was definitely up to no good cause he started waving mindlessly and smiling at me not paying attention to where he was going and ran right into a pole!! HAha…it was hard not to laugh really, but I figured he was embarresed enough as it was…then he asked for my help to get him up…but then I remember that rumor…about Johnny and his well u know….friend!! *shivers* so I pulled my sleeve over my hand and helped him….Hopefully he was still to banged up to notice!
Oh well it’s better to be safe than sorry, I always say!!!
Johnny
Day 35-Part II
Dear Ichy,
I guess it isn’t Mission Impossible if you don’t play the part!! So I put my hands together and with my fingers i made a little gun, and crouch down walking along side of the trailer walls. Ted and Terry’s trailer was finally in sight! BINGO!!!
As I was getting ready to make my move, a LOUD voice from behind me asked “What the heck are you doing?” The voice startled me and BAM!!! I ran into a wall!! The girl gasped and asked me If I was Ok!! Once I began to see straight again,I realized the girl was Keira. The Nerve of that Girl to sneek up behind a man on a mission and then yell at him is beyond me!! I was still dizzy from the 2nd blow to the head, so I extended my hand out to her for help up of the ground…she looked at my hand, then frantically searched the area around her, found a cloth, wrapped her hand and then grabbed my hand to help me up! “Why do they keep doing that?” Just then I saw Ted and Terry step out of their trailer, I didn’t want them to see me or Ms.-I-Can’t-Keep-My-Nose-Out-Of-People’s-Buisnesses over here, so I pulled Keira towards the wall…. and accidently slamed her into it….she fell to the floor! I Looked at her then looked back at the empty trailer and decided to come back for Keira. That was my chance to get into the Trailer unnoticed so I wasn’t going to pass it up!! I looked at her felt quilty 4 like a sec, got over it and was on my way....
Johnny
Day 35-Part III
Dear Ichy,
I had finally made it into Ted and Terry’s trailer…and then right there on the Kitchen table where all the scripts that were to be handed out tomorrow….i grabbed Sad-Sack’s, Gore’s, and My scripts and added the changes.
Right after the Cannibal island and Jack has made it back to the Pearl. Will goes on about how he needs Jack’s compass to save Elizabeth from the Gallos, then puts a sword to Jacks neck. Jack switches the sword from the left shoulder to the right and asks:
Jack: Did it Hurt?
Will: (hesitates) Did what Hurt? (startled by the random question)
Jack: You Know the SNIP SNIP!!
HAHAHA…I don’t know about you but I think those Lines are Genious!! A little humor about the pansy boy won’t hurt!
But I knew they would question the Hand written additions so I just made a note that said “Our computers were down, so made changes to script manually. Sincerely, Ted and Terry” There that should do it!! You know the Eunich line…ya that was all me! NOT TnT…ME!! And that line worked, So this is gonna work too!!! Yes I amaze myself also!!!
When I stepped out of their trailer it began to rain so I started to make my way back, when I saw Keira still passed out on the ground… I picked her up and carried her to her trailer…I stepped in to her empty home and then smiled at my accomplishment…since there was no bed (cause Chiki had sold it on Ebay) I bent down to put her on the only piece of property she had left…her beanbag!!! Out of the coner of my eye I saw the leak in her celing. Then I remember the CLOWNS!!! OOO she must pay again!!!…so I moved her under the leak! Good Night Keira…Have Wet Dreams, I mean Sweet Dreams…Bwa Ha HA haa!!!
Keira
Day 36
Dear Diary-that-isn’t-Ichy,
I woke up this morning on the floor and at first I thought I had a Wet Dream…but then I realized I was under the leak of my roof (thank goodness that would have been embarrising)….but how did I get here!!!! I don’t remember out drinking the boys last night!!! Hmmmm….I don’t Know!!
*Holds Head* Ouch!…I also have a throbbing headache….but it’s not a hangover headache…it’s more of a… running into a wall headache *gasps and suddenly remembers* JOHNNY!!! Oooo that little good-for-nothing-sneak!!! He ran me into a wall knocking me unconcious…and then left me here under the leak!!! What if I had a concusion and needed medical attention!? I swear if I have any signs of brain damage, he’s going to pay!! *looks outside her window* Hmmm…that’s funny… what am I doing on an Island?
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Well there you go....hope u like 'em!!!
Jack D
Day - i want to die!
dear norrie
BLOODY AMERICANS!!!
Imagine urself running down a field towards a ball rolling across the grass...and then just as your about to kick said ball your suddenly bear hugged from behind and the ball is no longer at the end of your foot but in the arms of another man!!!!!
Its half time at the be-all-and-end-all match!
During the first half fists have been thrown, tempers have flared and teeth have been knocked out....although that was entirely Orlando's own fault for putting on his monkey suit and not realising there were no eye holes for him to see....i should have warned him about the rather large metal pole that held one side of the net up...but i thought it would be much funnier to see him crash into it....
but anyway back to the match!
WHY are the americans piking the ball up with their hands??
My beloved has gone all 'kamikazzi' on me...she gets really agressive when competition is looming...
Poor keira didnt even see her coming when she was dribbling the ball towards the yankee net....
apparently she hasnt woken up yet...
WHICH LEADS US TO OUR NEXT PROBLEM:
Since keira is otherwise engaged...we have only 4 members of our team left...which means only one thing....
We're trying to swap johnny for Orlando...the americans are so gulible they'll believe hes actually good!!!
Ted
Day - not too sure...
Dear whoever
nope, they're not pulling the wool over my eyes!!!
Ive seen orlando act so his soccer skills cant be much better...
Besides...the rumour going around is that hes actually STUCK inside the monkey costume...which means if he's not out of it by the end of the match then we're going to either cut him out....or leave it because its a vast improvement...
First half has been excellent!
Sailor has been our best player so far...she hasnt scored but shes got one hell of a right hook on her!!
Oh...must remember to tell the guys NOT to pick up the ball...apparently its 'cheating'...in america its totally acceptable...
orlando
Day - do you suffer from long term memory loss? ... i cant remember...
dear nobody
I'M FINALLY GETTING A GAME!!!
Im officially the first monkey to play a game of football! Our ancestors would be so proud of me!!!!!
Only problem is the fact that i really am stuck...it seems that someone has saboutaged my suit...so not only can i get the body off, but the head is stuck on too...
Kev very kindly burned two eye holes into the head for me with his cigarette lighter...i told him i could feel it burning me but that just amused him so he did it more...
ted said i looked so good i could stand in for Jack the monkey...apparently according to him that was the role i was MEANT to be given...but my agent paid him extra to hire me.....
jack ass.
Ohhhhhh!!! the match is starting!!!
now then...if i could only see the pitch with all this fur in my eyes...
Johnny
Day - WOOOHOOOOOO!!
Dear WE-SO-KICKED-YOUR-ASS!!
Another proud win for us Americans...we are officially the best at everything!
At times it looked pretty ugly...especially when keira gained consciousness and tried to take out her revenge on our sailor!!
....I didnt know girls could wrestle without the mud!!!...
Orlando pratted around...at times i felt sorry for their poxy little team...they had a heavy smoker, a lankey streak of p!$$, sailors less violent better half, a whiny and irritating thorn in my side and sad-sack....need i say more?
I had to laugh when the ball stopped at orlando's feet...we all charged on him, so instead of kicking the ball forwards and trying to score for his team he just ran off the pitch instead...and Lee thought it would be hilarious to keep chasing him....
I think he got to the end of the island before he gave up!
3-2!!!!
3-2!!!!
WE ARE THE BEST!!!!
WE BEAT YOU!!!!!
Wooohoooooo!!!!