The Unforgivable Diaries Of DMC!

Keira

Day - kiss my ass!

Dear Snuggles

Johnny can kiss my tiny white ass!!

ALLL DAY hes done nothing but wind me up about the match!
In my defence i missed half of it...and a chimp in a monkey suit replaced me!

Speaking of the chimp; theres no way hes getting out of his suit...he thinks he mayhave to film like that for the rest of the film...

well if that doesnt make the audience want jack and elizabeth together more than ever then i dont know what will!!!

Poor orlando...i know johnny did it but i have no proof...but whilst orlando is walking around looking like a d!ck, im walking around with a black eye!!

Sailor has it in for me...yesterday she nearly set her sheep on me!
IT GROWLED!!!!! ....how the hell did she manage to make it do that???

the mind truly baffles...

Im supposed to be going out on the town again tonight...just me and johnny...to see who can drink whom under the table...

im onto a sure winner!!!!

AWW MAN! i'm missing them! i FAR behind. 🙁 oh well! better get started!

Mina

Dear T.Maria

(insert day here)

Maria...I suck at this. Why are you encouraging me to write a f***** diary? And where the hell have you been? I have been counting the days, hours, minutes, SECONDS!! FOR YOU TO COME BACK TO ME!!

I have nothing else to say......brain cells dying....dying...dying...dying...................uh........*drool*......*snore*

Johnny

Day- next of never

Dear ichy

its so pittiful...

There i was expecting stiff competition from keira with this drinking contest!
I thought it would be a tough one, but apparently her version of 'under the table' is quite different to mine...

With one glass of wine she was LITERALLY under the table!

i told her it was because she was too skinny. If she had a bit of meat on her she could take the alcohol...instead of throwing it up allover my shoes...AGAIN!!!

women...the next thing i knew i was ONCE AGAIN carrying her home...i ended up putting her over my shoulder and then dumped her on the couch where she fell soundly asleep....

my 'brother' mode unconsciously came into play however when i thought that if she was sick through the night then she might die...or even worse ruine my couch....

so being the gentleman i am i stayed up ALLLLLL night watching her...not pleasant when her face is going green from the sick....its like nothing i haveever experienced before and i would never wish to see it again!!!

....i might give her some payback (as always because i love to mess with her wharped little mind!!!)

...i think the smell of bacon and eggs of a morning is absolutely fantastic when you have a really bad hangover....dont you????!

..oh...you can't touch this!!

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
[b]Mina

Dear T.Maria

(insert day here)

Maria...I suck at this. Why are you encouraging me to write a f***** diary? And where the hell have you been? I have been counting the days, hours, minutes, SECONDS!! FOR YOU TO COME BACK TO ME!!

I have nothing else to say......brain cells dying....dying...dying...dying...................uh........*drool*......*snore* [/B]

Dear Chiki Mina

Day - hmmmm...now theres a pickle!!

Chiki...you do not suck at this! I'm encouraging you to write a f***ing diary because if you don't i will poke your eyes with bamboo shoots!

I have been so lonely...so cold and lonely...i was in this place called 'reality' and there was no KMC forum....IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!!

I've been counting the seconds too!!
It works out at 234,6574,785 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brain cells?? You???
HAHAHAHAhAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! 😆

oh...sorry...you were being serious...... 😉

kidding!! LOVE YOU HUN!! 😄

LOL....LMAO!!!! These are Hilarious!!!

Omg i just want to say thanks to everyone who liked my Diary's...really u guys are too nice!! But seriously THANK YOU I really appreciate it. I'm so glad ya'll liked them!!!

Originally posted by PirateDiva
LOL....LMAO!!!! These are Hilarious!!!

you m'lady need to write more of them...

NOW! 😄

go on....u know u wanna... 💃

guys im off to the land of nod...absolutely exhausted!!!

catch ya's later!! 😄

and i wanna c some diaries from both chiki and Piratediva or i will hunt you both down in ur sleep....just think of me as the female freddie krauger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😄

nite nite kiddies! 😄

x

Keira

Day- Tooo Hungover to know!!!

Dear Snuggles,

I WANNA DIIIIIIE!!!!!!!! I feel like Wild E. Cayote getting 1,000 lb. weights drop on my head by the RoadRunner!!!

Oh the PAIN!!!!! I wanna Die, I wanna Die, I wanna Die!!!!

I Hate Johnny...it's all his fault i'm like this!! He CHEATED...he didn't drink as much as I did!! He just wanted to see me drunk....well he succeeded!! *Holds Head* And now i'm FIGHTING FOR DEAR LIFE!!!

I do have to admit that this couch is quite comfy....and Johnny did take care of me the whole night....He can be quite charming when he wants to be!!! so i guess i owe him Th-Th-Th....oh gosh i cant even say it!!

*Snif* Ugh is that BAcon and Eggs!....oh I THINK IM GONNA BE SICK!!! *gAG gAG* I GIVE UP....JUST TAKE ME NOW!!

lol-i love 'em

you guys are too funny!!

The deppster

day- who cares honestly

Dear , ichy
I GOT HER
her face was priceless when she woke up this morning
WHAHAAH
I'm just to good arnt i?
oh god now I'm asking my diary questions
Oh well should i feel sorry for sad-sack?
well i dont i get a total and complete laugh out of this.
Almost as much a laugh as the site of keira running to the bathroom over ten times.
Who knew her little body could hold so much liquid
Seems like she would gain 20 pounds if she ate a big mac
I made liver and oiuns for dinner To bug keira.
unfortunately keira was feeling fine , she chased me around with her shoe for about an half an hour , amazeing i swear that girl never runs out of energy she like a squirrel running after a nut.
Ive been thinking why in gods name is my diary named after that crazed fan-girl bwahahas sheep?

LOL...I Love it!!!^^

Keira

Day- Who cares?

Dear Mr. Snuggles,

HA HA HA....Who's laughing now? SO He thought i would like the smell of Bacon and eggs the morning after we had our little Drinking fiasco...huh!!! But the Joke is on HIM.....cause i have snuck in RAW BACON and cracked a couple of eggs and put it under his bed!!!

Lets just see how much he likes the smell of BACON and EGGS after a couple days of ROTTING!!!!

LOL....GOSH I AMAZE MYSELF SOMETIMES!!! Just when i think i can't surpass myself....I DO!! He thinks he's good and the King of RETALIATION....But i'm the QUEEN of WAR!!!!!! *Grins evilly*

Ewww Poor Johnny, bad Keira. 😆 That was good Piratediva write more.

lmao loving it!!! 😄 😄 😄

its well cheered me up after failing my driving test today 🙁

for the THIRD time...lol.

write more!!
CONTINUE! CONTINUE!!!! 😄 😄 😄

Originally posted by T.Maria
lmao loving it!!! 😄 😄 😄

its well cheered me up after failing my driving test today 🙁

for the THIRD time...lol.

write more!!
CONTINUE! CONTINUE!!!! 😄 😄 😄

Don't give up hope, you are going to get it next time. And if you don't, just keep giving your best until you get it. 😄

wow these diaries are loooooooooong

Originally posted by T.Maria
lmao loving it!!! 😄 😄 😄

its well cheered me up after failing my driving test today 🙁

for the THIRD time...lol.

write more!!
CONTINUE! CONTINUE!!!! 😄 😄 😄

Awwwwww it's Ok No worries....just keep working at it....u'll do great next time!! It's ok really....cause once u get ur license it's like u've tatooed TAXI DRIVER on ur forehead or something cause suddendly everyone starts asking u for rides.....lol....it's cool to certain point!!! lol

But u should write more too....lol!! please!!!!!!

Johnny

Day - do do do doooo.....

dear ichy

THE WOMAN NEEDS 'HAZARDOUS' STAMPING ON HER FOREHEAD!!!

so yeah i have to agree the wrotting eggs and bacon WAS rather a good prank....BUT THEN SHE HAD TO RESULT TO IDIOCY!!!

Im telling you, she was so far past the line that she couldnt even see it anymore!!!

I mean....WHO in all of holy hell would even want to scrape the wrotting food from underneath my pillow and then attempt to serve it to me!!!!

....i really think shes trying to bump me off...

...i never should have gave her the pin number to my credit card...thats the one thing i live to regret...

That and letting orlando give me a blow-by-blow account of how he killed the orks in Lord of the rings....

some things are just better left alone....very alone...in a padded room alone...bless him....a face only a mother could love