Jack D
day 600,4320...or there abouts...
Dear norrie
HEAT WAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its ben so hot for the past few days that ive resulted to walking around in my knickers...and who said spongebob wasnt cool...
ii have to say keira hasnt managed to keep her dignity either...considering she is the only one who wont take off her clothes, shes starting to smell slightly...which is off putting...but no one has the heart to tell her....
well...i say no one but i think she got the hint when johnny started calling her 'Betty BO' and then started flapping his arms like a chicken....and when she took great offence and started fighting with him, he put us all out of our misery and picked her up and over his shoulder 'hercules' style...and then threw her overboard!!!!
Well in the end gore told us to take 10...when orlando asked;
"10 what?"
we decided to throw him overboard aswell.
we ended up sumbathing on the beach and drinking margaritas in the sun!!! ... and i cant remember acting properly after that....although the alcohol only made johnny's character seem more eccentric and funnier than ever....which is really scary when you think about it....
orlli
day:i lost count
god im gorgeous
I passed a mirror today and couldent help takeing a glance
at my reflection.
I am amazing.
I marvel at my beauty.
Honestly i think 'im to sexy for my shirt"was writen for me.
Its my fave song , besides sexyback
by that hunkalicious justin timberlake.
god i would be soo ridiculed it anyone saw my diary especially kate.
we are haveing problems i think after the break up
i will go out with uma thurman , she looks manly i like the manly gal.
love orli!
xoxoxoxo
(( GOSH that was fun to write))
Johnny
day- who cares
Today i was in sad-sacks trailor
after he asked me to get his tanning oil
out of the kindness of my heart i said yes
Well i steped inside and the sight nearly stunned me blind
pictures of me , justin timberlake and himself were taped all around the room , its was quite scary. I saw a little purple notebook laying on the edge of his bed and decided to take myself a little looksie. SAD-SACK REALLY IS A ENIUCH. How terrible would this be if it got out (fingers beard) i think its my duty to inform the other men we have a flameing homo on the lose.
(wrote that for fun)
Keira
day - The day johnny dies!
Dear I WILL KILL HIM ONE OF THESE DAYS!
after making myself a relaxing bath and making myself smell beautiful AND NOT LIKE A SWEATY OLD MAN! I dried myself off and sat in contemplation...
why me?
I ALWAYS end up as th butt of johnnys jokes!
..Well...ORLANDO ends up as the butt of johnnys jokes but when orlando isnt around its always me...me, me, me....
Its as if he fancies me or something....
AHA!!!
maybe he does fancy me..im not bad looking...i have a good complexion and im not too annoying...whats not to like???
Did i mention im beautiful??????
That must be it! He must really like me!!!
Everytime he makes fun of me its like hes back in school pulling on my hair braids in the playground!!
Would it be so bad if he DID like me?
...hes good looking...hes nice to me all of 2% of the time...
HOW am i going to be able to look at him now knowing this?!
I bet it was the kiss that did it!!
Damn it! Not only did it convert all the Pirates of the caribbean fans, but it converted johnny too!!!!!!
I'll be branded a scarlett woman!!!!
orlando
dear , whoever wants to be my dear
WHAT IS GOING ON?
i was in makeup this morning and everyone kept stareing at me and laughed when i looked away they kept saying "sadsacks gay"poor fellow i wonder who he is. Another strange thing that happend was when becky my makeup person put lipstick and eyeshadow on me , i asked her what she was doing and she laughed in my face in my face and said "you dont know?" DONT KNOW WHAT? WHAT IS THERE TO KNOW? johnny told my trailor i was flattered , gosh keira lucky she get to kiss him
'
Johnny
Day - oh no!
dear ichy
The woman in dillusional!!
She keeps avoiding me now!
Her body odour was bad once...its not too bad now!
Orlando seems to think its because she has some obsession with me...i dont think he realises that we're NOT having an affair...
Honestly...just because the man has no love life to call his own, he has to muscle in on my imaginary one!
the cheek of it!!
Speaking of sad-sack, i decided to tell everyone about our homosexual chimp ... i think he may be a worlds first....
I told him i was absolutely delighted to have my pictures around his trailor inside their love-heart frames....but i think he didnt realised that the ones i have of him in MY yacht are the ones that i throw my darts at for practise...i get a bulls-eye everytime!!!
Jack d
day: monday
Dear, (lets be simple)diary
I KNEW IT.
orlando is gay , i should have known it when he went home with "gary"
at the bar last night. Orlando said it was because gary was a fan.
Why would you go home with a male fan.
ON THE OTHER HAND.
My beloved sailor was sick today , but after i bought her a 3 thousand dollor engagement ring she said she felt much better and damanded i meet her in the bedroom in the "outfit" she got me , id rather not mention what happend after that.
Geoffrey Rush
Day 1, I arrived
Dear Joey,
I am writing this Captain's Log in protest. Gore told me if I didn't that he would personally send T. Maria to convince me.
Gore told me to meet up with my new handler PirateDiva and she would get me to my lodgings on the other side of this godforsaken spit of land. Gore is keeping me hid out til I film so the other principals don't see me. He must have a big surprise up his director sleeve.
PirateDiva showed up riding a big white horse and told me we would be leaving at sundown after the horses were watered. She had Lovethemtigers with her and Lovethemtigers was driving a pony cart.
I told PirateDiva no way am I, a principal in this movie, going to hide out in a pony cart being rocked all over this island. I told her to let me ride her big white horse and she could ride in the pony cart.
She so ungratiously informed me, by way of exposition, that Johnny had taught her to ride on top of the horse standing up and that Johnny had been a gypsy in two movies where did I get off thinking I was too good to ride a pony cart. I felt like 'the man who cried'. Anyway, now Lovethemtigers is getting impatient to be on our way. She said this island has strange things happening at night and she wants to go. So Joey, I loaded up in that little pony cart and we started through the woods to get to the other side and my accomodations.
Originally posted by calypso
Geoffrey RushDay 1, I arrived
Dear Joey,
I am writing this Captain's Log in protest. Gore told me if I didn't that he would personally send T. Maria to convince me.
Gore told me to meet up with my new handler PirateDiva and she would get me to my lodgings on the other side of this godforsaken spit of land. Gore is keeping me hid out til I film so the other principals don't see me. He must have a big surprise up his director sleeve.
PirateDiva showed up riding a big white horse and told me we would be leaving at sundown after the horses were watered. She had Lovethemtigers with her and Lovethemtigers was driving a pony cart.
I told PirateDiva no way am I, a principal in this movie, going to hide out in a pony cart being rocked all over this island. I told her to let me ride her big white horse and she could ride in the pony cart.
She so ungratiously informed me, by way of exposition, that Johnny had taught her to ride on top of the horse standing up and that Johnny had been a gypsy in two movies where did I get off thinking I was too good to ride a pony cart. I felt like 'the man who cried'. Anyway, now Lovethemtigers is getting impatient to be on our way. She said this island has strange things happening at night and she wants to go. So Joey, I loaded up in that little pony cart and we started through the woods to get to the other side and my accomodations.
I Loved it....the pony cart was hilarious, cant imagine Geoffrey in one (so that was a funny thought)...lol....and not to mention I was in it...so i LOved it even More!!! YaY JoHnnY Taught me to ride A HORSE....oh La La!! LOL!! I Liked it write another one!!!
Geoffrey Rush
Day 1 of arrival and later than earlier
Dear Joey,
Well, Lovethemtigers was right about these woods at night. We've heard screeching monkeys, or was that apes, singing drunks, english, puerto rican, bleeting sheep, Iggys, and Izzys. I will be glad when I get out of here and bless my soul do I hear the Spice Girls. I must be losing the rest of my mind for suffered I have during this ride.
PirateDiva is pushing on ahead and told me we must keep to the code and be silent as the grave. I told her she made herself quite clear. She didn't like me calling her 'young missy', but she is young and makes me feel exceedingly old.
Oh will this cart ever stop? My head, my bum and all parts in between feel abused. I'm sore all over more than any place else. I thought sea sickness was bad aboard the Pearl, but this sucker has that beat by a nautical mile. Hum, I wonder if Lovethemtigers is doing this on purpose.
I am so tired, but I can't sleep til I get to my accomodations. Only Lovethemtigers, PirateDiva and Gore know where that is.
Well, am I glad prayers are answered. We have pulled into a clearing by the docks and guess what, there is a yacht by the docks. Lovethemtigers said that is where my accomodations are til I shoot.
I off loaded all my gear and headed to the yacht, but stopped to down a couple of sea-sick pills first. I am so tired I don't want to be up hugging a commode all night when I'm not even drunk. I really need a good shot of rum with one of those little umbrellas and a good bed.