The Unforgivable Diaries Of DMC!

Geoffrey Rush

Day 1 of arrival and later than late

Dear Joey,

I told Lovethemtigers good-night and told her don't take any wooden kangaroos and she scowled at me. But later she laughed and told me I would never forget her and she started singing zippidy do daaaa....zippidy ayyyyyyyy, my oh my what a wonderful night. She's right of course, will I ever get that song out of my head. Now, I know what was in Orlando's head when he jumped up on the Pearl after I blew the bejebers out of the Interceptor and I just thought his was a little daft like Johnny.

PirateDiva told me to 'hang loose' til we met again. Strange sayings these young women have in America. Anyway the yacht I am staying on belongs to Johnny and supposidly the lights shorted out and he has gone to stay with either Jack or Orlando because they have spare bedrooms. What Gore won't do for a flippin' good scene.

LMAO.....I Love it please continue...lol....the funny thing is i just got back from hawaii and i just learned what HANG LOOSE meant....lol!!! so i thought that was funny u mentioned that!!!😄

LOL 😆 you are good, please write more. wow so much talent in here

I will continue the adventures of the incognito Barbossa tomorrow, I am about to turn into a pumpkin and gosh do my wondering eyes behold a headless horseman. Nite children.

Ok good night Calypso 🙂

Jeoffrey Rush

Day 2 after arrival

Dear Joey,

My eyes opened this morning to the faint strains of 'oh what a beautiful morning'. It really is quiet here in the mornings. Sort of resembles the Twilight Zone, but I guess Gore has a mission to keep me under wraps for a while.

PirateDiva is coming by this moring with Lovelyone. Lovelyone is the script coordinator with Ted and Terry, but she works for Jerry. Everyone has a hand in the billion dollar baby. Lovelyone and I will go over my script and do any revisions or additions and then she will take them back to TnT for approval. Got to keep that writer's union happy.

Funny thing happened this morning as I was sitting on the back of the boat, er ship I thought I smelled burnt butterscotch. Do they have butterscotch on this spit of land? And here, I thought it was wacky backey that they grew here.

I also will have a body guard assigned to me today because of the shooting in the hills over those illegal wacky backey fields. All of us are assigned a body guard while we are in the islands. Gore and Jerry told us we would like it and lump it, because that was the way it would be.
Yea, I can spell H-O-S-T-A-G-E. I just don't know if my guard only has one shot in that gun.

Geoffrey Rush

Day 2 much later than my last post

Dear Joey,

Well, well, well, see who we have here. PirateDiva and my new body guard Willofthewisp. And who said body guards are beautiful. Arrrrrrr
she can guard my body all she wants. But, on second thought that gun she is carrying is just not my style, it's too big and she told me that it shoots 30 bullets at a time when on automatic. I am glad though that this is not a one shot deal. Jerry and Gore are serious about this business.

Willo told me that it wasn't my body she had to guard so much as my mouth. Jerry doesn't want any more leaks of the script. Too many lurkers about to spoil the ending. Well, here I thought they were worried about me and the magnificent scene I am to be in.

PirateDiva just rode away on that big white horse, but before she left she told me she would bring Lovelyone later this afternoon for the scrip session.

I am going to try and entertain my gun toting new best friend, but blast
Johnny took that 52" TV with him and the Playstation. All I can find is
albums of Johnny Cash and Rolling Stones. Johnny has always fancied himself a bit of a rolling stone. A rolling stone carries no moss. Hum, hum, hum, I guess Kate Moss found out about that.

LOL 😂 awesome funny as heck

Originally posted by calypso
Geoffrey Rush

Day 1 of arrival and later than late

Dear Joey,

I told Lovethemtigers good-night and told her don't take any wooden kangaroos and she scowled at me. But later she laughed and told me I would never forget her and she started singing zippidy do daaaa....zippidy ayyyyyyyy, my oh my what a wonderful night. She's right of course, will I ever get that song out of my head. Now, I know what was in Orlando's head when he jumped up on the Pearl after I blew the bejebers out of the Interceptor and I just thought his was a little daft like Johnny.

PirateDiva told me to 'hang loose' til we met again. Strange sayings these young women have in America. Anyway the yacht I am staying on belongs to Johnny and supposidly the lights shorted out and he has gone to stay with either Jack or Orlando because they have spare bedrooms. What Gore won't do for a flippin' good scene.

This thread has made me smile, laugh and feel so good today...i love it...and I'm happy to see I am part of the story...I'm so giddy...If I'm on this Island...then I know what I'd be doing....

LMFFAO!!

Calypso its hilarious!! 😄

continue! continue!!!!!!!! 😄😄😄

its better than what i can do!

Im giving you the reign! take over! 😄

Johnny

Day - Hmmm...interesting...

Dear ichy

OH SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS!!!

victory tastes so sweet!!!

filming got posponed today for a few hours due to bad wind -

(We did tell orlando that his flatulance was unacceptable but does he listen? Does he crap!)

- so everyone decided we should do something that we've never done before...

WE ALL PLAYED A GAME OF HALF-NAKED VOLLEYBALL ON THE BEACH!

...ok so we've all done that before but we ran out of ideas on what to do...

i picked my team and obviously sad-sack wasn't in it...i did pick keira but everytime she went for the ball she looked behind her half expecting me to look at her ass while she was jumping for the ball!

Honestly, im a fully-grown man...im not orlando...

we did have a few good strikes but with kev out of shape and mckenzie smoking like a chimney we weren't really making much progress....

so we just decided to play dirty instead!

lets just say that after my last strike, Orlando is currently concussed and unable to film for the next two days...

so hes held up in his trailor being forced to watch re-runs of 'Lord of the rings', 'Elizabeth' town and 'the calcium kid' .... on repeat...everyday....

Oh god paybak is a b!tch!

Originally posted by T.Maria
[b]Johnny

Day - Hmmm...interesting...

Dear ichy

OH SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS!!!

victory tastes so sweet!!!

filming got posponed today for a few hours due to bad wind -

(We did tell orlando that his flatulance was unacceptable but does he listen? Does he crap!)

- so everyone decided we should do something that we've never done before...

WE ALL PLAYED A GAME OF HALF-NAKED VOLLEYBALL ON THE BEACH!

...ok so we've all done that before but we ran out of ideas on what to do...

i picked my team and obviously sad-sack wasn't in it...i did pick keira but everytime she went for the ball she looked behind her half expecting me to look at her ass while she was jumping for the ball!

Honestly, im a fully-grown man...im not orlando...

we did have a few good strikes but with kev out of shape and mckenzie smoking like a chimney we weren't really making much progress....

so we just decided to play dirty instead!

lets just say that after my last strike, Orlando is currently concussed and unable to film for the next two days...

so hes held up in his trailor being forced to watch re-runs of 'Lord of the rings', 'Elizabeth' town and 'the calcium kid' .... on repeat...everyday....

Oh god paybak is a b!tch! [/B]

thats soooooo funny......lmao!

Keira

day- whatever

dear snuggles

I woke up this morning to the glorious sound of heavy metal...oh sorry did i say glorious? I meant to say;

OH MY GOD WHO EVEN LISTENS TO THAT CRAP ANYMORE? AND FIRST THING IN THE MORNING? HES BORDERING ON INSANE!

Having only got to bed at 5am this morning because i was up allnight learning my lines-

(they had re-writes...apparently alot of the stuff in the script implied too much of a jack/elizabeth bond....well durrr! they're like MADE FOR EACHOTHER!)

- i thought i may be able to have a lie in considering i wasn't due into the set until the night shoot....but i was wrong....

At 7.30am the sound of Led Zepplin screeched into my ears with their electric guitars and their very weird sense of rhythm...needless to say i was mightily p!$$ed off and he knew it too!!

I threw my pillow at him...he just laughed more....

ive decided that he doesnt fancy me...he HATES ME AND WANTS ME TO DIE A VERY PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!

begrudginly i got out of my sleeping bag and went into the kitchen on his yacht to make some breakfast....bad move considering johnny is very picky about people being in his kitchen...so he booted me out and told me to get in the shower and clean myself until i was free of 'germies' ....

hes gone mad.

Im supposed to be going shopping this morning with Jack...but whether he can sneak out of the trailor without Sailor setting Gladys on him is a different matter completely....

poor man...talk about ball and chain....

😂 you guys are so funny!!

thats soooooo funny!!!!!!

Orlando

Day- HELP!

Dear nobody

MAKE IT STOP!

i promise ive seen the error of my ways!!!

Its horrible!...i didnt realise how FAT i looked in 'Elizabeth Town' !!!

Its so unfair! Having to lie here day after day ...completely forgotten about....watching myself flaunt my sexy backside on my television screen....

the second thing isnt so bad, but the first thing is driving me up the wall!

I should be up and about tomorrow...if anyone cares, that is....

Oh but they would miss me if i was gone! You mark my words!

I can just imagine it now;

Johnny standing beside my coffin telling me how I was the best and that he was nothing compared to me!
Keira telling me shes always been inlove with me but i was too much of a big movie star and my fans would kill her if she even made a pass at me...
And gore telling me that Will WAS the main hero of the films....

...what a good way to go...

lol !!!!!

Its horrible!...i didnt realise how FAT i looked in 'Elizabeth Town' !!!

Its so unfair! Having to lie here day after day ...completely forgotten about....watching myself flaunt my sexy backside on my television screen....

the second thing isnt so bad, but the first thing is driving me up the wall!

😆 that was my fav.!!

i need to watch some jack/liz fan videos....

i have that craving lol 🙂

off topic but i love them 😄

does anyone make them???

no. 🙁 but i love this one!

Heaven Forbid, The Fray
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTRgieDGVQ0

Oh and look!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kngv7WWmy04
It's one by Sailorleo! i like it!