I hope you children are still up because this one did not go through before I left for the basketball game and so now here it is.
Geoffrey Rush
Heck, this is continuation, forget the day
The ladies and I walked out to the cart and Willo said, "I smell smoke.
Oh atlantic oceans, my pants are on fire." We tried to get her pants off but could not do it fast enough. She took a knife and cut herself out of her flaming drawers. By this time the pants were in full bloom so to speak and the gun was in the bushes where she had thrown it.
Now out of nowhere came this big hairy ape of a man and fell head long into our pony cart. I can tell you Joey these people are crazy on this island. Hey, that's Kev. "What are you doing boy?"
He looked at me and said "Ana, what's happened to you voice. Is it the seasick pills? I have more hair than I have ever had and now you voice is really deep, or am I just drunk, and Johnny has hair on his palm."
Lovethemtigers saved the day by telling him he was overly stimulated by alcohol and his imagination had run rampant like a locamotive on a bad track that didn't lead to his trailer and didn't he want to go there.
All Kev did was give her a curious look and pass out. So, we all got into the cart, except for PirateDiva who was in fact on a horse and headed to Kev's place. Did I hear PirateDiva whisper "Wow big Johhny?"
Geoffrey Rush
Day? I just hope I get home tonight day.
Dear Joey,
Kev's place was on the way to the boat sowe headed that way and met up with Martin and he said Orly had been impounded at the police station for some ungodly behavior. And he was naked. Then he looked at Willo and his eyes bugged out of his head. "Where's your drawers, young Missy." Willo slapped him. He said "I don't deserve that."
Oh, holy guacamole, will I ever get back to the boat and a bed. While we were all standing and chatting, and me from behind my hand, Jack and Sailorleo walked up (sorry earlier I said ChikiMina) and Martin beat a hasty retreat to his trailer. Sailor had pink fluffy handcuffs on her belt as well as a blindfold and a cat-o-nine-tails. Woo, woo, I wonder if Jack can say BONDAGE? But the little thing is so cute, who would care. Then Jack's eyes bugged out of his head when he saw Willo and said "What happened to your pantaloons, Dearie?" Well, Willo hauled off and slapped him and he said "I might have deserved that."
Wow Nelly, is that a sheep trying to eat the fringe off my boots.
Sailor said "Say good-night Jackie" and Jack said "Say good-night Jackie". I think she must have him on some mind altering herbs. Jack is way too docile for his character. Although he was pretty docile in 'The Libertine even when he didn't want to play Senor Dildo.
We bade them adeau and proceded to the boat one more time, but we came upon Lee and McKenzie who were crawling home from the bar and we had reached Kev's place so they helped us get Kev out of the pony cart. As we righted Kev he looked at Willo and said "What happened to your britches, Love. Did that wrench make them too tight." Well, you saw it coming. Yep, Willo slapped him but good. All Kev did was smile real big and say "I deservered that."
Jeoffrey Rush
Day I am on an extended tour and can't get home day
Dear Joey,
Will I ever get to bed? On nights like this I really miss cuddling with you and laying with my arm over you. I really miss you.
Oh my stars, there's the boat and all I can think of is a hot shower and out of this soggy potato sack and into my bed. I will sleep like a baby tonight. Well, not as good as I would if Joey was here.
Night to you T. Marie and the rest of you wonderful children.
Originally posted by Mistypirate
I miss Chiki
weep Im going to call in for a search and rescue.Thanks Caly that was good
911: 911 whats your emergency?
PirateDiva: The girls at KMC missed Chiki Mina, she hasnt signed in in a couple of days!!! We need you to find her and tell her to come back!!!
911: KMC? Chiki Mina? Are you by any chance from the Pirates of the Caribbean Forum?
PirateDiva: Why yes, yes i am!!! U know about our forum?
911: yes im a member...who am i speaking too?
PirateDiva: PirateDiva Johnnys Girlfriend/Fiance/Wife/his whole world!!!
911: OMG piratediva it's me, Mistypirate....yes i miss her too!!! I'll send a search and rescue to PUERTO RICO...we'll find her, and we'll bring her back....I Promise!!!
PirateDiva: YaY....Please come back to us CHIKI!!!! We Miss Ya!!!
Originally posted by PirateDiva
911: 911 whats your emergency?PirateDiva: The girls at KMC missed Chiki Mina, she hasnt signed in in a couple of days!!! We need you to find her and tell her to come back!!!
911: KMC? Chiki Mina? Are you by any chance from the Pirates of the Caribbean Forum?
PirateDiva: Why yes, yes i am!!! U know about our forum?
911: yes im a member...who am i speaking too?
PirateDiva: PirateDiva Johnnys Girlfriend/Fiance/Wife/his whole world!!!
911: OMG piratediva it's me, Mistypirate....yes i miss her too!!! I'll send a search and rescue to PUERTO RICO...we'll find her, and we'll bring her back....I Promise!!!
PirateDiva: YaY....Please come back to us CHIKI!!!! We Miss Ya!!!
LOL!
Correction: his whole world isnt you, its envolves you and me...and ofcourse the ozygen the trees carry🙂
Keira
Day- Not Sure but a stormy one
Dear Mr. Snuggles,
It was about 3 am and a very stormy night….and I was sound asleep on the sofabed…when out of nowhere I felt something squirming underneath my covers!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I screamed so hard and kicked whatever was under the sheets and it fell out!!!! I heard a grunt when it hit the floor!!! I crossed over the bed to see what it was and to my surprise I saw Johnny curled in the fetus position on the floor. He had his teddy bear with him and he cried everytime he heard lightning/thunder….awwww poor thing he’s sooo scared of the stormy weather!!
He asked if he could sleep in the bed with me, he didn’t want to be alone! I felt bad an told him he could stay….as we were lying there I couldn’t go to sleep….i kept thinking I’M IN BED WITH JOHNNY DEPP and was overwhelmed with impure thoughts, sure the man is insufferable…but he still is very HOTT!!! I turned to look at him and he looked so peaceful sleeping with his TEDDY!! Awwwww he’s soooo cute……omg did I just say that? Looks like Hell is finally freezing over!!!
Orlando
Day- I really don’t know
Dear Nobody,
Johnny and Keira never showed up for work this morning….eveybody was going crazy….no one could find them!!
Gore never loses his cool, but after all the weather delays….Johnny and Keira not showing up just set him off!!! He cursed, he screamed, he threw things at people….it was not a nice sight!!
Neither of then would answer their mobiles….so I decided to help look for them…I showed up to Johnnys yacht to see if maybe there were clues as to where they were!!! But to my surprise when I opened the front door…there, in front of me I was looking at the very proof that I needed to know that JOHNNY AND KEIRA ARE IN FACT HAVING AN AFFAIR!!! THEY WERE IN BED TOGETHER!!!!
*I yelled* I KNEW IT!!!!! Johnny and Keira woke up, looked at the clock and realized that they had over slept…then they realized that I had caught them in bed together! They tried to explain the situation….but I wasn’t having it, how dare they try to mock my intelligence and try to convince me that what I saw wasn’t exactly what I saw!!! *chanting* I caught them doing the nasty, I caught them doing the Nasty!!!! Lets see how they get out of this one!!
Johnny
Day- An embarrising one
Dear Ichy,
So last night was very thundery and frankly quite scary…..so as a last resort I asked Keira if I could sleep with her ( don’t be dirty minded Ichy) it was simply to sleep with company I don’t like stormy weather!!! She agreed to let me stay….so I got into bed with her and fell right to sleep!! We both had to be on set at the same time….so I figured she had set her alarm!
Well guess what? this morning we woke to a shrieking Orlando!! We looked at the time and realized we had over slept cause FORGETFUL KEIRA over here forgot to set her alarm!!! But even worse we realized that Orlando had caught us in a compromising position!! Just when he finally was getting over the idea that Keira and I were having an affair, this happens!!
Note to self: Remember to ORLANDO PROOF the yacht!!!!