Originally posted by calypso
Geoffrey RushDay? past twilight of that day of the day we were on before I started this entry.
Dear Joey,
Just passed Pirates=sex and she yelled at me that she was glad to see me back on location. You know I just smiled and waved. TeePirategirl was with her and she had the most curious expression on her face. Kind of like "What are you doing here"? Gosh, I hope I didn't blow this up.
Lovethemtigers pulled the pony cart into the parking spot at the cantina and PirateDiva parked her horse. What a magnificant creature. PirateDiva said Johnny gave her intensive riding lessons during our last shoot. She was his handler for that one. Which one? That one. Oh phooy, I have to stop quoting that old script, or maybe just a little.
Willo got down out of the cart and I looked startled and she asked "What" and I said, "Where's our protection" and she patted the bulge on her inner right thigh. She told me not to worry she knew how to pack 'em. She said "It looks like I only have a wrench in my pants."
About that time Jack came out of the cantina with this small hobbit like creature trailing him and he called her ChikiMina. All these young women have such strange names. But Martin was also following behind and I could have sworn he said Jack was coming onto him.
PirateDiva ordered a table and we seated ourselves next to the table of MistyPirate, Swann&Sparrow, and MmovieJunkie. What a group of fine looking women. Oh, here comes Orlando, Kev, McKenzie, and Lee. I hope my disguise is perfect. Lovethemtigers told me to put my hand in front of my mouth and to speak real softly if anyone asks me a question.
(sings) Ooooh, I'm so pretty, witty and wise.
YAAAAAAY I'm honored to be in your fic..thanks and aside from that I love your writing you do a great job..hope to see more from you.
Keira
Day-!!!!!!
Dear Mr. Snuggles,
Filming today was the pits! The sound guy kept hitting me over the head with the micraphone 🙁 So now my head hurts. And at lunch time when the catering truck came, i ordered myself a club sandwhich with french fries (i over eat when im depressed), and do you know what i got....I got 2 pieces of cold bread and salami ( I hate salami)...and to top things of i ate my 2 slices of bread by myself, all alone, in my table for 10....that is until Johnny came and sat with me...i was so happy to get attention from someone that i didnt care that it was JOHNNY!!!
At the moment I didnt care that he sold all my things on ebay, i didnt care that he spread rumors about us and brainwashed me, i didnt care that he treats me like a dog, I didnt care that he ran me into a wall and then left me under my roof leak to suffer from brain damage.....i didnt care about all the horrible things that he has done to me....all i cared about was that he was sitting in front of me, looking at me, talking to me.....He's so beautiful, I-I think im in.... LOVE!!
*SNAPS OUT OF IT* Thats it!!!!! i just said that about the man i LOATH...am i that much of a loner that i fall for the first person to talk to me?
Ugh....I have now, just decided that ORLANDO is not gonna live past today!! It's ok i'll be doing his miserable little life a favor!! i'LL PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY! iTS JUDGEMENT DAY FOR our PANSY LITTLE ORLANDO BLOODY BLOOM....OH YA I'm OUT FOR BLOOD!!
Oh whats that? Johnny just asked me on a date*smiles*....we are going out for drinks tonight....guess the welps life is spare for one more day! What am i going to wear?
Orlando
Day- A Beautiful one!!
Dear Nobody,
Today is a good day!!! (despite the dirty looks i've been getting from Keira all day)
I never knew that if you had juicy gossip that people would treat you so much better!
Today i wasnt the scum of the earth!!!....i guess the word spread that i knew all the details about Keira and Johnny so when i walked into the Hair and Makeup room....EVERYONE WANTED TO STYLE ME!!! They actually fought over who would do my hair and makeup...IT WAS THE BEST FEELING OF THE WORLD!!!! Well compared to having to wait around for hours for ppl to come back from Lunch!!
*Sighs* Yes this is the life!! Even when the Catering truck came for lunch everyone let me go ahead of them to order first!! Maybe i should become one of those Gossip columnists!! *snaps his finger, and an assitant brings him a cup of coffee* Yep, i can get use to this life!!!
Jackie-Poo
Day - not a nice one!
Dear Norrie
Who ever said that taking a tennis racket to the head WASNT PAINFUL?! ...oh thats right...no one!
My doting other half decided it was time i shed a few pounds so she signed my name on 'the board'...
for those of you that dont know what 'the board' is, then you had better brace yourselves....
Its basically the place where you write your name when you have nothing left to live for, so when you sign your name your basically signing your death warrant.
Yesterday was the first....TENNIS!
Me? tennis?? ...you never would have guessed!
i was pitched against 'crazy-legs' harry in a one-on-one match to what seemed like the death...i lost my only gold capped tooth i get to use in the film!!!
Needless to say that i lost ...which is the reason my beloved attacked me with the racket afterwards...apparently she lost a whole five dollars because she said that i wouldn't make it to the end and cry like a little baby and beg for it all to end...
Wishful thinking, if you ask me!
tomorrow im up against 'Stone-cold steve' Hargreaves....needless to say ill more than likely be going home in a body bag by the end of of....and not because of 'stone-cold' either......
awww its good to be back 🙂
I tells u 🙂
Norrie action figure?!!?!
do you know i fell inlove with him even more when i saw the behind the scene fights in the DMC dvd😄
That man is so ridiculously sexy and did i mention HILARIOUS?! 😄
and chiki, u CAN write them and u will!!!
MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELL YOU!!!! 😄
(or does that mean that christ will chase you away?? ...i was never good with exorcist movies....)