Keira
Day- Who Cares?
Dear Mr. Snuggles,
Bloody stupid Orlando!!!!!!!!!!!!! AhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
He's once again poisened the ears of everyone!!
Ever had that feeling when you walk into a room and suddenly everyone goes quiet, giving you the impression that everyone has just been talking about you?......WeLL I Have.... except add a huge HOLE burnt onto my back because of all the EVIL stares i got from the women....and all the HEY-BABY-WHATS-YO-NAME stares i got from the men!!!
It truely was the most akward feeling being the most HATED, yet the most wanted person in the room!!! At first I thought it was cool being ENVIED and WANTED...that is until i found myself waiting around for 4 hours to get my hair and makeup done....yep they even helped the Monkey before me!!....and then when i finally spoke out that i needed my makeup done....it suddenly became LUNCH TIME.... for all 56 hair and makeup artists on duty 2day!!!
So I took my little makeup baggie, went to the yacht and did my own Hair and Makeup.....yep IM OFFICIALLY A NOBODY!!!
Johnny
Day- Ummmmmm?
Dear Ichy,
I felt bad for Keira today! Yes i know Ichy I DID just say that....I Actually did feel bad for her! Poor Girl she walked into the Hair and Makeup room today and well... you literally heard the sound of crickets!! I just dont understand, shouldnt i be sharing those evil glares with her?
I dont know why people chose not to hate me....I BET ITS CAUSE IM SO Darn GOOD LOOKING!!!.... and i can have them Fired in a HEARTBEAT!!! I guess no one takes her seriously!!
Guess the only thing left for me to do is Take her out for a couple of drinks and cheer her up....yes i know ICHY to much PITTY....but i feel rather quilty after all i was the one who asked to sleep with her....oh you know what i mean!!! But one things for sure More cranberry juice and less vodka....i refuse to carry her home tonight!!!