for sailorleo.......the only woman norrie will ever be her 'b!tch' for😄
jackie-poo!!!
day - OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING!!!!!! OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! IVE GOT A WONDERFUL FEELING!!!! .... that that biatch is going to pay 😄
Dear norrie-bumpkin-pie
My beloved is wearing her the-rock-is-too-small-but-i-suppose-it-will-do.....FOR NOW! engagement ring...
At this present moment in time she is out in the caribbean somewhere picking out wedding dresses....with MY credit card!
I dont know why mind you, because the wedding will not be for another couple of months...well, thats if i have anything to do with it.
If she had her way she would shackle me to the alter in the church ontop of the caribbean hills and be married tomorrow....
She sounded really happy on the phone to her friend yesterday, telling her all about it. She mentioned "gold mine" and "Kept woman" a few times...maybe they were the latest movies out at the moment....im not so sure....
Yesterday was absolutely gruelling!
How would you like to be strapped to a wheel and turned upside down WHILST doing a fighting scene??
Sound attractive???
Not when your about to barf, it isnt!!!
...I never should of let my betrothed cook breakfast for me in the morning....its a death wish waiting to happen....
So anyway, there i am upside down, take after take....and my beautiful woman is standing there shouting;
"OH FOR GODS SAKE! YOUR DOING IT ALL WRONG! I COULD DO A BETTER JOB MYSELF!!!"
...i knew it was a bad idea to take her on set with me....
....especially when she started telling Gore and the camera crew how to do their jobs properly....
the best thing about it was the fact that they were all so scared of her, that by the third take, they told me it was a wrap, and that for the safety of me and the whole crew i should take my lovely woman home with me...
before SHE ended up in the wheel.
Suffice to say, now that i am a man betrothed to a beautiful woman...i am now not only loves b!tch...but im HER b!tch aswell......
Oh how the mighty hath fallen....
Oh no, ive got to go....A woman called Chanel is on the phone....apparently my beautiful disaster has bought a wedding dress from her....
ah well, if shes bought it second hand from another woman, then it cant be too expensive....
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HOW MUCH?!?!?!?!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!@*&! @#! *&@#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://weddingdressesforsaleonline.com/p_sale_7195.html
sailorleo's wedding dress 🙂
johnny
day - nasal passages??
Dear ichy!!!!!!
Shes still not talking to me.
this must be the millionth time she has told me shes not speaking to me...and all for what????
Just because her nasal passages make me want to stick a vicks nasal clearer up her nose, it doesnt mean to say she can be all moody about it!
We shot the beach scene with the 3-way fighting this morning...you know, that beach that disappears halfway through the day -
Watch Pirates of the caribbean 2: Dead mans chest; disc 2 for any quiries you may have!
-...unluckily we found that out to our expense when we suddenly found ourselves knee-deep in water halfway through filming....
orlando got his tooties wet and everything.....
It took us AGES to try and explain to sad-sack that it wasnt a 'magical' island that can disappear when you want it to....
In the end Keira told him that the fairies come along and hide it because they live there....
honestly...if he had a brain he would be dangerous.
Not that i havent missed him though.
Actually, no i havent missed him one bit.
Ive missed taking the piss out of him, but thats about it really.
He was on the oprah winfrey show the otherday, trying to regain what is left of his dignity since the 'pee-pee' incident...
and yes, i am aware i just said pee-pee.
Ive got to say, it was very believeable...it almost makes you think that he didnt do it.
Oh and just so you know....ive got the couch again tonight....
Shes back in MY room.
After firm protest about that fact that SHE is the guest, and the most irritating woman i have ever met...i finally gave in and decided that she could have the bed....
I just hope she doesn't take too much offence to the nasal stop-the-snoring-and-let-others-sleep-till-morning strips that i put on her pillow....
heres hoping she gets the big hint!!!
Am i evil?
YES
Do i care?
A LITTLE
Really?
HELL NO!
Originally posted by T.Maria
[b]johnnyday - nasal passages??
Dear ichy!!!!!!
Shes still not talking to me.
this must be the millionth time she has told me shes not speaking to me...and all for what????
Just because her nasal passages make me want to stick a vicks nasal clearer up her nose, it doesnt mean to say she can be all moody about it!
We shot the beach scene with the 3-way fighting this morning...you know, that beach that disappears halfway through the day -
Watch Pirates of the caribbean 2: Dead mans chest; disc 2 for any quiries you may have!
-...unluckily we found that out to our expense when we suddenly found ourselves knee-deep in water halfway through filming....
orlando got his tooties wet and everything.....
It took us AGES to try and explain to sad-sack that it wasnt a 'magical' island that can disappear when you want it to....
In the end Keira told him that the fairies come along and hide it because they live there....
honestly...if he had a brain he would be dangerous.
Not that i havent missed him though.
Actually, no i havent missed him one bit.
Ive missed taking the piss out of him, but thats about it really.
He was on the oprah winfrey show the otherday, trying to regain what is left of his dignity since the 'pee-pee' incident...
and yes, i am aware i just said pee-pee.
Ive got to say, it was very believeable...it almost makes you think that he didnt do it.
Oh and just so you know....ive got the couch again tonight....
Shes back in MY room.
After firm protest about that fact that SHE is the guest, and the most irritating woman i have ever met...i finally gave in and decided that she could have the bed....
I just hope she doesn't take too much offence to the nasal stop-the-snoring-and-let-others-sleep-till-morning strips that i put on her pillow....
heres hoping she gets the big hint!!!
Am i evil?
YES
Do i care?
A LITTLE
Really?
HELL NO!
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LMAO This is hilarious, specially the Orly part 😂