Orlando
Day- W0o0o000o!
Dear Nobody,
THE TRUTH SHALL SET ME FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gore sent over a lawyer this morning with a letter that said:
To: Orlando Bloom
THIS IS THE LAST TIME, GOT IT!!!!!!!!? I’ve sent you the best lawyer in town, he’s the son of Johnny Cockeren (may he rest in peace) and if he’s anything like his father, you shall be out in no time.
p.s.- You WILL do the Oprah Show!
Sincerely,
Gore Verbinski
I guess I’m finally needed on set! 😄 Oprah Show, but why? guess is a small price to pay as long as im a free man............Oh Gosh, Oh wait….I hope they get me out quick Freddy is looking at me like im a piece of Sirloin Steak!!! Hurry Please!!!!
http://movies.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600090500
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LADIES THIS IS THE WEBSITE WHERE I HAVE ADDED OUR DIARIES!!
i really hope you dont mind???...ive tried to do them in order, but ive still got to add some of it because my comp crashed....
calypso i have done yours on a separate page...you have your own chapter for your geoffrey diaries because i wasnt sure how to fit them in 🙂
With every diary that someone has written i have put their names next to it so they get full credit hehe!! 😄
we all need to get writing some more now me thinks! hehehe!!! 😄
if you cant get onto the website then go to;
and then look up T.Maria in the author's seach.....
ive got 2 fics on there but you should find;
The unforgiveable diaries of Dead Mans chest!
quite easily lol!!
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Originally posted by T.Maria
http://movies.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600090500^^^^^^^^^
LADIES THIS IS THE WEBSITE WHERE I HAVE ADDED OUR DIARIES!!
i really hope you dont mind???...ive tried to do them in order, but ive still got to add some of it because my comp crashed....
calypso i have done yours on a separate page...you have your own chapter for your geoffrey diaries because i wasnt sure how to fit them in 🙂
With every diary that someone has written i have put their names next to it so they get full credit hehe!! 😄
we all need to get writing some more now me thinks! hehehe!!! 😄
if you cant get onto the website then go to;
and then look up T.Maria in the author's seach.....
ive got 2 fics on there but you should find;
The unforgiveable diaries of Dead Mans chest!
quite easily lol!!
😄
Awwwwww T.Maria I feel honored that u have included me in ur fanfic thingy....i'm really happy that u like our Diaries and since ur the genious who started this all i truely value ur opinon....yay!!! lol!!😄
Johnny
Day-You tell me!
Dear Ichy,
Guess who’s Back?................ That’s right Old Sad-Sack!!! Wo00o0o0o0o!!
Yes, Yes I know I’m a little too excited for his return (shhhh lets keep that between you and me) but it’s just that I missed the ol’ fruit cake….Keira is starting to get to weird around me so making her the butt of my jokes was just starting to become to uncomfortable….everytime I made fun of her…she’d just giggle like a mad woman and would say “Awwww Johnny your soooo funny!!” She’s sucking the fun right out of things. You know I actually liked her better when she would stick CLOWNS under my bed!!
Anyways back to sad-sack….i can’t wait to see him. What should I say to him first…Welcome back SAD-SACK! Or Welcome back you child pisser you….oh no no wait how about Welcome back you Ol’ fruit cake, so did Freddy pop your cherry!? 😄
T.Maria you wonderful puppetmaster or is that poppitmaster, anyhoo, thanks for your consideration of my musings. I truly never expected to be honored in this manner.
Maybe we will reach stardom or have a lawsuit on us. Any way, our publicity will be better than Orly's .
Hey we could make it into a stage play. Oh, what fun, drinks all around.
We could get Johnny Depp to play Johnny Depp, Keira Knightly to play Keira Knightly, Jack Davenport to play Jack Davenport , Geoffrey Rush to play Geoffrey Rush, but who do we get to play Orlando. Hum, I think I feel a change in the wind. Ideas anyone? Maybe the dog, the monkey, the kraken or who do you like.
no problem calypso 😄 they're brilliant so i wanted to put them up!! 😄
And sailor....THANKYOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BOTTOMLESS HEART!!
your a special, special girl !😄
So heres a diary for you, deary!!! 😄 enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😄
Jackie-poo!
day - slightly sunny with a hint of cloud....
Dear Norrie-Poo!
I asked my dearly beloved to marry me last night...
i got down on one knee....and then presented my beautiful little sugar dumpling with a ring....
She cried...she cried so much....
and then told me the diamond was too small.
She told me to come back when i had more imagination, and then took Gladys to bed with her...it comes to something when a SHEEP is sleeping in YOUR bed with YOUR woman....and i call myself a man....
well actually...ive never called myself a man...ive never needed to fool myself....unlike Orlando....
So in the dead of night i presented johnny and keira with my problem...
Keira told me that Sailor should love me for who i am...
Johnny told me its not the size of the rock that counts...its the size of the co-
...yeah...i think you get the gist....
so i asked them;
Me: What should i do?
Keira: Get a bigger ring?
[b]Johnny: Get a bigger rock?
Me: No...It has to be something much more romantic than that....
And then i hatched one....
A plan, i mean.
So i snuck back over to my trailor, crept into the room where my darling was sleeping....leant over her sleeping form....
AND SHOUTED;
OI B!TCH!
EITHER ACCEPT MY RING AND THE ROCK INSIDE IT OR YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH MY SEXY-ASS BODY EVER AGAIN!
....suffice to say she did touch it...and it hurt oh so much![/b]