A day in the life of George Lucas.

05.15 - Wake up, go to bathroom.

05.17 - Start to wonder what to do next, Hmmm, did Greedo really shoot first? All will be revealed in the 2010 ultimate OT special edition.

05.20 - Trip over huge pile of 1 million dollar bills on way back to bedroom, fall back to sleep in bed made of baby panda fur and dream about Star Wars The Definitive Edition, due for 2012 release and featuring new material including the REAL reason why Luke wanted to "go into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters"

07.30 - Call "Steven". ask him what the new Indy IV title is this week. Hmmm "Indiana Jones and the battle for the raiders of the temple of the last crusade in Atlantis"? Not too happy, Inform him about my plans for the ultimate definitive original trilogy.

07.38 - Make breakfast, wonder how much less money I'd have made if Endor was Kasshyk and toy Wookies were on sale instead of cute toy Ewoks. Shudder.

08.00 - Call Harrison, ask him how his hips/knees are for the new Indy IV movie, scheduled for release in 2034. Get housekeepers to shovel up 50,000 dollar bills that are blowing around the ranch, Pesky Autumn winds.

You get the picture? Follow on with your best efforts.

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08.15 - Think about editing the PT removing Jar Jar Binks footage while taking another shower.

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08.15 - Think about editing the PT removing Jar Jar Binks footage while taking another shower.

08.30 - Go to star wars Geek convention class( Understanding the high ground)

09.30 - call 'Stacey' to know how much my money is and consultant 'Joey' to know how i could make more

10.00 - changes his mind about JarJar... he should be on the general's counsel on the Death Star in ANH

10.05 - Phones McCallum for having Jar Jar in the next ANH edition

10.30 - thinks about putting the kid Anakin (episode 1) in the ultimate OT special edition removing Hayden in the last scene. thinks about slipping jar jar in too.

10.35 - phones McCallum to get the boys to work on a Jake Lloyd ghost and a Jar Jar ghost for ROTJ.

10:40 - Logs into KMC under the username "sithsaber408" to see what "they" are talking about today, and how many might buy future dvd editions of SW.

10:45 - George posts a reply in a thread on KMC Star Wars.

10:46 - George edits his post.

10:47 - George edits his post again.

10:48 - ...and again...this time curiously adding the words "One Last Time"

10.50 - Call bestest buddy Mickey Suttle and confirm that he'll play Han Solo's nephew in the virtual reality ultimate definitive version of the OT, due for release in 2027.

11.00 - check starwars.com to see what's new. complain that the membership fee is too low.

11.05 - edits his post in Killermovies again... this time it's the definitive edition.... for now

11.10 - logs onto Killermovies and laughs at a bunch of SW fans still pondering events that lasted a couple of seconds in Episode 3.

11.15 - quickly logs out when he sees that fans uncovered yet another dozen of plotholes

11.17 - decides to log on again to defend his work.
11.18 - edits post : agrees
11.19 - edits post again.
11.20 - and again.
11.21 - definitive edition.

funny how he does that.

11.22 - Writes script for Star wars ep 7: The return of Jar Jar Binks

11.25 - posts Ep7 script on Killermovies Fan Fiction to test audience response

11.29 - angry mob from KMC outside with steaks and torches

Steaks? - yummy...

11.30 edits KMC post

edit: Wooden steaks, splinters

11.31 - writes script for star wars ep 8: Jar Jar Binks Strikes back