A day in the life of George Lucas.

11.35 - After finishing episode 8 he starts on Episode 9: Jar Jar Binks rules the Galaxy.

11.36 - Arranges his Marriage to Jar Jar Binks.

11.37 calls Marty, Francis and Steven and invites them round to Skywalker ranch in March 2010 for a preview screening of the Star Wars TV show though footage of "Family Ties" is going to be shown as effects shots will not be completed on time.

11.38 - Writes script for star war episode 10: A new Jar Jar Binks

Originally posted by steverules
11.38 - Writes script for star war episode 10: A new Jar Jar Binks

he's fast... 😐 one minute he's doing 9 and now 10!

11.39 - stops. think about star wars episode 11 - Attack of Jar Jar Binks

11.40 - plans Episode 12 - The Phantom Jar Jar

11.41 - plans Episode 13 - The Revenge of Jar JAr binks.

11.42 - goes back to kmc and asks people what they think about the new episodes.

(it's not like he thinks things through very well)

11.43 - writes a new 85 part tv series: The new Adventures of JarJar Binks.

11.45 - calls Steven telling him to announce to everyone on the internet and to the media the new TV show.

12.00 - A big anti-Jar Jar mob gathers out his ranch throwing rocks at the buildings.

12.15 - a big Jar Jar fan mob gathers out his ranch and starts killing the anti-Jar Jar fans.

lol it seem's I've started a craze with this whole Jar Jar Bink's episode thing.

12.16 - makes a shrine to Jar Jar Bink's, and starts a Jar Jar Binks religion.
12.19 - New Character idea: Princess Jar Jar

so you started all these. 😛

12.20 - Calls Steven to call someone o clean up the dead from the fight earlier.

12.30 - do the JAr Jar dance ritual.

Yeah I did, I started it on the first page.

12.31 - New Character: Jar Jar Solo
12.32 - Sacrifices an Anti Jar Jar Binks mob person to Jar Jar Binks

12.35 Time for Lunch, Jar Jar salad on a bagel

12.40 orders a bottle 0f $30,000 dollar wine. Drinks half of it and leaves the rest. Can't get too drunk while driving $275,000 lamborghini murcielago back to Skywalker ranch.

i think the best "A Day in the Life of George Lucas" was the one in Mad Magazine that came out in summer of 2005.

interesting....

Originally posted by amity75
12.40 orders a bottle 0f $30,000 dollar wine. Drinks half of it and leaves the rest. Can't get too drunk while driving $275,000 lamborghini murcielago back to Skywalker ranch.

1.00 PM - arrives at Skywalker ranch, watches Star WArs to look for more 'glitches' using his $2 million 20,000 inch plasma tv.

😖

Originally posted by MC_GG
i think the best "A Day in the Life of George Lucas" was the one in Mad Magazine that came out in summer of 2005.

Post it.

Originally posted by MC_GG
i think the best "A Day in the Life of George Lucas" was the one in Mad Magazine that came out in summer of 2005.

1:35 - heads to the bathroom where he suddenly gets an idea to have Jabba's Sith nephew to be in episode 8, whereby he converts Jar Jar and he takes the moniker and says, "Meesa Dartha Sucksaprick".

1:45 - flushes and notices similarities to the PT and schedules a PT Super Specail Edition, loaded with 3 hours of "original never before seen concept footage".

1:46 - re-flushes because Jar Jar didnt quite go down the first time.

1:50 - Considers editing OT replacing Luke with Jar Jar.

1.52pm - Watches a re-run of Ingmar Bergmans ""The Seventh Seal", arguably one of the finest films ever made and chuckles to himself when thinking that many of it's classic scenes would have benefitted with Bergman shouting the instruction of "Faster! More intense!"

1.55pm - Gets out his huge inflatable Jar Jar and has his way with it. 😖hifty: