A day in the life of George Lucas.

6.11.10 Lucas enjoys seeing Rick hurrying out of the house, off to one of the obscure chinamen down the road.

6.15 Has to keep the double quadruple chins topped up so throws a few dozen pancakes on the grill.

6.20 GL finishes eating his 20+ pancakes.

[BUMP]

6:22pm - washes it all down with a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth while staring lovingly at his Jar Jar poster.

6.23 Checks all fan letters recieved from SuperShadow.com, then slips into depression and smacks his forehead.

6.25 Gets call from SuperShadow about a suggestion for episode 7.

6.26 Gets picked up by SuperShadow to go to the church with him.

6.27 Has to listen to SuperShadow babbling on and on about episode 7.

6.28 Flees home where he gets another call from SuperShadow.

6.30 After getting another 5 calls checks his mailbox which has reached over 2 million mails from fans he needs to answer.

6.31 Dies from a heart attack, rolls off the stairs killing Jett Lucas the young padawan by rolling over him and gets another seven phonecalls from SuperShadow raving on about episode 7.

THE END

6.32 Suprised that someone dug up this old thread. 😉

couldnt resist man, i loved it too much!

Hehehe

6:33

Changes all ewoks into wookies and has a deleted scene where they all get burned 😐

The best scene ever.

Definately 😈

6.40 Changes his mind after reading General G's fan letter and changes ALL SW characters into Ewoks and retitles the series Ewok Wars: The Phantom Ewok, Attack of the Ewoks, Revenge of the Ewok, A New Ewok, The Ewok strikes back, Return of the Ewok.

6.42. E-mails General G about the changes.

6.50 Doorbell rings. Lucas opens and a huge thank you flower bouquet is delivered, with the compliments of General G.

I like the idea of General Ewok who weilds like four lightsabers with his feet.

I bet G will like that too.

Originally posted by queeq
6.40 Changes his mind after reading General G's fan letter and changes ALL SW characters into Ewoks and retitles the series Ewok Wars: The Phantom Ewok, Attack of the Ewoks, Revenge of the Ewok, A New Ewok, The Ewok strikes back, Return of the Ewok.

6.42. E-mails General G about the changes.

6.50 Doorbell rings. Lucas opens and a huge thank you flower bouquet is delivered, with the compliments of General G.

NOOOOOO!!!!

nuts

Originally posted by overlord
I like the idea of General Ewok who weilds like four lightsabers with his feet.

No...just no 😐

Soon G will change his name into General E.

😒

😂

Or better yet... Chief E.

Ensign E haermm

😐