A day in the life of George Lucas.

he didn't say that Dooku his a pussy, although Anakin did f*ck him like one, its just a play off octopussy.

Originally posted by amity75
4.18 "Hmmm Youtube.... Might be the future of the way films are viewed."

4.18 and 15 seconds - Decides to release all 6 movies in a special extended format especially for viewers of Youtube.

4.19 "What do you mean Youtube is free?" Cancels idea.

4.20 - calls someone to make another youtube-like site but it would have membership fee and stuff...

4.30 - plans to make : Brokeback mountain - Jar Jar Edition

mmmm gungan love....

4:35 - decides to go buy a flannel tux for an award show he's creating to honor himself. All those invited have the choice to come as him, or Richard Karn as Al in Home Improvement.

or of course as Jake lloyd or Jar Jar.

4.40

bariicades go down and decides to fire steven jar jar doll flies thru window

Jar Jar thing is still going then.

4:41: Designs Jar Jar clones and droids

4.42 got so excited about the jar jar star wars that he found out how much hed ruined it and hires steven and thinks about qhat hes gona do now star wars sagas finished WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE JAR JAR
jar jar dolls crash thru window and knock him off of his chair and goes to eat a burger

4.43 considers redoing the ENTIRE saga and calling it: The Tragedy of Jar Jar,

4.45am - Dozes off. Has a dream where all the Ewoks in ROTJ are replaced by a race of amphibian like humanoids. Hmmmm. Wakes up, calls the guys at ILM and tells them to boot up their computers, he'll be over in 10 minutes if he takes the McLaren F1 supercar.

noooo! Star WArs full of Jar JArs?!?!?!

I'd probably hate it. 😐

5.00 - after dressing up, and slipping in the bathroom, manages to get out.

5.30 - still alive, steps out of the house flanked by bodyguards.
steve assaults him with jar jar dolls.

5:31 steven gets a chainsaw and smashes his jar jar doll lucas starts weeping and crying and steven throws jar jar doll at lucas

5:32 Steven is then assaulted by Jar Jar and killed. Jar Jar uses the force to escape the police and FBI!!!

6.00 > finally reaches JAr JAr, and hides him.
6.01 > asks for JAr Jar's autograph

I expected this whole Jar Jar thing to end like...a week ago lol oh well, good to know I started something

6.02 Finally Marries Jar Jar on the death star, Vader is the vicar and Luke is the page boy. C3PO is a bridesmaid along with Artoo.

6.03 Boss Nass stops the ceremony claiming Lucas loved him first.

6:04 - upon hearing this news, Jar Jar slaps GL in the face with "Jar Jar Jr", and then invites Boss Nass into a 3some with them, so he can do teawbawbawbawible things to him, mesathinks.

(couldnt think of how to spell that out, lol)

6.05 *censored*

6.06 Lucas Marries Boss Nass and Jar Jar.

a gungan in the hand is worth two in the bed.

6.10 Lucas decides to have dinner.

6.11 settles on the main course of quails eggs with baby panda steak. "What do you mean they're an endangered species? Don't you know what clones are for Rick?"