A day in the life of George Lucas.

1:56 - finishes with Jar Jar doll, and contemplates remaking Citizen Kane, only to change the title to Citizen Skywalker, only then to remember his earlier trip to the toilet and decides to again rename it to Citizen Binks. Calls Steven again only to be laughed at and proclaims that Jar Jar will be the title character in the upcoming Super Ultra Edition of Indiana Jones VII.

1.57 - e-mail new Indy IV title to Steven: Indiana Jones and the Hidden Gungan City.
1.58 - receives angry e-mail bombardment from Steven and Harrison
1.59 - deletes angry e-mails and pretends to have never received them
2.00 - starts writing the re-edit of Willow, the baby will now be digitally replaced by a baby Jar Jar
2.10 - stops writing because of wonderful idea
2.11 - calls McCallum to get the ILM boys together for another CGI remake: Jarjar the Duck!

2:30 - after having his ass kissed, he decides to reward his own genius with a Definitive Remastered Buck Rogers project, whereby he introduces said hero to Flash Gordon, who is of course accompanied by the all powerful and uber cool Jar Jar Binks.

2:35 - after finishing the project in record time, George pats himself on the back and yet rewards himself again with a new flannel shirt and Just for Men hair color for your beard.

2.40 Decides to buy "Just for Men" company with $24,000,000 loose change he found down the side of his sofa and renames it "Just for Ben"

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2:45 - makes plans to remake ET, this time with lightsabers galore, and Jake lloyd to play Elliot.

2.50 - decides to send an e-mail to Steven instead of calling him about the new plans.
2.55 - finally arrives to the computer, plugs it in, it explodes.
2.57 - manages to call paramedics to cure his little cut on the knee not more that an inch.

3:00. Finishes crying over cut/scratch and ponders the over the idea that his lightsaber could have been (somehow) the cause of his computer exploding.

3:05 - after realizing that he can do no wrong, he calls Steven back to tell him he alone will remake Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

3.06 - After a mused response by Steven, George informs him all the aliens at the end will be replaced by Gungans.
3.07 - George is wondering why Steven doesn't answer anymore...
3.08 - George gets an e-mail from Steven: "And I will NOT do Indiana Jones and Search for Otoh Gunga"

3:15 - upset about Steven's comments, he decides to travel to yet another median and thinks that James Bond isn't quite the "complete" ultimate spy without a lightsaber and a gungan sidekick to take the place of the "Bond Girl". Currently, GL is writing a screenplay, "007 - Methinksapussy", due out after the Super Ultra Prime Definitive Special Collective Anniversary Collectors Edition Star Wars Complete Saga Box Set.

3.16 - Kinda gets a little sick with the thought of Bond sleeping with a Gungan
3.17 - restores himself and starts writing the new Bond draft

3.18, pencil and notepad in hand, tentatively begins the first few lines - "James Bond Episode XXII - For Your Eyes Obi"

3.19 - tests another title: "James Bond Episode XXII - Dookupussy"

3.20 - time for his nap

4.00 - wakes up because of a nightmare that that gungans were attacking his ranch
4.05 - thinks all those orange goo he's been drinking is finally taking its toll
4.06 - finds out that what he dreamed is coming true as he looked outside
4.07 - sees steven is leading all those Jar Jar dressed people to go put some graffiti on the buildings

4:10 - after barricading himself in his ranch, prepares to release the Definitive version of THX1138:Jar Jars Revenge.

4.15 - calls 20th century fox.
4.16 - 20th century fox refuses, so decides to release it in youtube.

4.18 "Hmmm Youtube.... Might be the future of the way films are viewed."

4.18 and 15 seconds - Decides to release all 6 movies in a special extended format especially for viewers of Youtube.

4.19 "What do you mean Youtube is free?" Cancels idea.

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Originally posted by queeq
3.19 - tests another title: "James Bond Episode XXII - Dookupussy"

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