Religious humour

I don't know whether this has been posted before and I picked it up on here or found it through looking through youtube.

But it is too good to not be posted...so I will have to take the risk:

YouTube video

This is God's Penis:

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BEHOLD THE ALMIGHTY !!!

lolz

LOL

itll b funny if i go to hell and that he breaks down the gates to heaven and then tortures them and lets us free. now thats irony

Originally posted by chickenlover98
itll b funny when I go to hell

wow, even though itll probably happen kronick your a dick

Originally posted by chickenlover98
wow, even though itll probably happen

Notice the smiley face, it was a joke, deal with it.

www.mormonsexposed.com

droolio

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
www.mormonsexposed.com

droolio

lol

Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school.

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."

"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.

"Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"

Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing when Jesus
says, "I want to perform a miracle so it will feel like the
good old days."

Moses says, "Yeah, sure."

So Jesus gets up and says "I think I`ll walk on water, that
was always a good one."

So Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat, steps into the
water and sinks like a stone. Moses drags him back into the
boat and revives him.

Moses says, "What`s the problem?"

Jesus replies, "I don`t know, but it could be these holes in
my feet!"

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When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" Reply, "Sure, what would you like to know?"

Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "I'm sorry, could you come back in a half hour? We're not done with the virgin yet."

Answer the door with an automatic weapon and ask them for their address. When they ask why you want it, claim that you want to appear on their doorstop univited so that you can peddle your own beliefs.

Tell them you already have your own religion. When they ask what it is, wince a little before confessing, "er, I'm not sure if it's legal in this country

A chalk outline of a human body on the pavement, and a few copies of "The Watchtower" scattered around.........HAHAHAHAHA.

Answer every one of their questions with "What do you mean by that?" This might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on how long it takes for them to leave.

Ask them to explain the story of Elisha and the Forty-two children.

Invite them in to see your fine collection of dinosaur fossils.

Ask them if they would like to go on the space ship soon, there's still a few seats open. This is the true Rapture. Then hand them a pamphlet.

HAHAHAHA...

An oldie, but goodie:

Jesus Christ walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

I think we should bring back a great and golden goodie!!!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=364381&pagenumber=1

Ohhhhhhhh the memories... 😂

Originally posted by AngryManatee

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http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20080102.html

So true.

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Originally posted by DigiMark007
http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20080102.html

So true.

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I f*cking love you.

Best site ever. 😂