Religious humour

Originally posted by Alliance
Can we please use our inside voices.

Originally posted by muslimscholar
ur making fun of the mightiest prophets of god
don't u feel bad or don't u care?

It is somewhere between I don't care, I couldn't care less and no, I don't feel bad.

If God throws me in the pitts of hell, to burn til the end of eternity because I found a cartoon entertaining, and religious jokes funny, than that God does not deserve to be wishipped.

Any being who will throw its creations on fire because they don't worship him, praise him, and who gets jealous if one has any other god's apart from himself, who restircts knowledge, and whos ALL wisdom and knowledge fits in ONE book...is not worth bowing to!

I will let you in on a little secret your holy books wont tell you -
God, is NOT a sadistic deity, who has nothing better to do, then take interest in your sex life, and observe every single thing that you do.

Originally posted by muslimscholar
NO I DNT WONDER Y U DNT WORSHIP HIM!....SINCE UR 'LORD' URSELF SO Y WOULD U WORSHIP ANOTHER LORD!!

WONDER IF U HAVE TIME FOR WORSHIP OTHER THAN WOMAN.....SINCE UR 'always horny'!!!!

Hahaha, you are in for a surprise. Hilarious.

Originally posted by muslimscholar
SORRY MATE UR NOT GOOD ENUF TO BE THE ANTI-CHRIST!!

AS FOR FALLING INTO TRAPS........UR FALLING INTO GODS TRAP....HMMM WOULDNT WNT TO KNW WOT HE HAS FOR U INSTORE!

Oh man, Bill Hicks had so much to say to that.

I never really saw any of Bill Hicks stuff. Is he American? Is he politically incorrect?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I never really saw any of Bill Hicks stuff. Is he American? Is he politically incorrect?

Oh, I think you would love him. He is indeed American, and I would say politically incorrect.

Amazingly funny and very good message. You should check out some of his stuff, really. I can send you some Youtube links if you want.

Oh yes!! Link me, please.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
...a Digi original...

...the sequel...

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Only vaguely religious but still...

"John, a political activist, was just arriving in Hell when he was told he had a choice to make. He could go to Capitalist Hell or to Communist Hell.

John, naturally, wanted to compare the two, so he made his way to the entrance of Capitalist Hell. Outside the door stood Adam Smith, looking bored. "What's it like in there?", asked John. "Well," he he said, "in Capitalist Hell they flay you alive, boil you in oil, chain you to a rock and let a vulture tear your liver out, and cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives."

"That's horrible!!", John cried . "I'm going to check out Communist Hell!" He went over to Communist Hell, where he discovered a huge line of people waiting to get in. The line circled around the lobby seven times before disappearing off into the distance. John pushed his way through to the head of the line, where he found Karl Marx busily signing people in. John asked Karl what Communist Hell was like.

"In Communist Hell," said Marx impatiently, "they flay you alive, boil you in oil, chain you to a rock and let vultures tear out your liver, and cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives."

"But ... but that's the same as Capitalist Hell!", John protested in a confused fashion.

"True," sighed Marx, "but sometimes we don't have oil, sometimes we don't have knives, sometimes the vulture itself has been eaten... "

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Don't know why I kept this one..........The world must be rubbing off on me........

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Would be funnier if the capture below wasn't there. I feel my intelligence to be insulted by it. But good anyways.

10 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus.

No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

Beer has never caused a major war.

They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

You can prove you have a Beer.

If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

What about the infamous Beer War of the late 16th Century?

Originally posted by Alliance
What about the infamous Beer War of the late 16th Century?

There was the Rum Rebellion in Australia.

You two just sodomized his joke... Now that's funny!

Originally posted by Robtard
You two just sodomized his joke... Now that's funny!

It usually is.

Originally posted by m. sade
No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

One of my dad's student's friend's died that way. They held him down and poured beer down his throat; alcohol poisoning got him.

And sodomy is almost always funny.

haha

hadn't actually thought if those beer things were accurate... cry

drunk

"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much."
-Mother Theresa

"How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans."
-Woody Allen

Taoism: Shit happens.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Confusianism: Confucius says: shit happens

Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.

Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.

TV Evangalism: Send more shit.

Atheism: No shit.

Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Jehovahs Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens.

Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.