Atheists and Theists

Started by Bardock4232 pages
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Are animals Atheists or Theists?

Dunno, do they believe in God?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Dunno, do they believe in God?

If there was a Christian god, wouldn't animals worship?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Okay, it can be though. Now reply to Lord Urizen.
Nah.

Animals are weak agnostics I think...... though never asked.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
If there was a Christian god, wouldn't animals worship?
Worship in what way?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Worship in what way?

In any way.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
In any way.
Well, seeing as we don't know how animals worship, we're going to have to say it's inconclusive.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Well, seeing as we don't know how animals worship, we're going to have to say it's inconclusive.
The worship FOOD 😛

Originally posted by lord xyz
Well, seeing as we don't know how animals worship, we're going to have to say it's inconclusive.

I don't see any little bibles written in squirrel, hidden in a try. Nor do I see any dear temples in the forest.

Just to interject: 'lack of belief' could be interpreted both ways.

It refers to belief, so it is reasonable to assume that belief must be an issue, with regard to the lack.

'Lack' is also an interesting word. It suggests, more strongly in fact, to me, a disbelief, not an absence. Also, it's just a random definition from 'Wordnet'.

Devil's Advocate.

Originally posted by Bardock42
let me see.

Atheism - Lack of believe in God
Homosexuality - Attraction to your own sex

Hmm...yeah...you are an idiot.

Umm....Hello moron, you were voluntarily comparing Bisexuality with Atheism, without my provocation....again...hypocrit.

Originally posted by Smiter
So a Male Atheist talked to Female Christian. Same story goes. Male atheist Keeps talking to Female Christian/theist. She begins to Like the Male Atheist and They go out. The Male Atheist Treats her nicely. She Let her guard down, Male atheist Sexing Female Theist. She reaches climax and she yelled/moaning Oh God Oh God!! the Male atheist also reaches climax at the same time with Female Theist, but he yelled/moan doesnt exist doesnt exist OOOOHHH!

and thats how the new religion Orgasmism originated. Can you believe it Atheist and Theist finally have a common ground?

I think I can draw a Comic strip about that? or write a new bible about it?

😆

ORGASMISM ROCKS MY SOCKS ! droolio

😂 you found my scroll of Orgyness and Origins of Orgasmism

Originally posted by Smiter
😂 you found my scroll of Orgyness and Origins of Orgasmism

😆

Smiter, you the man ! I gotta take you out one night !

Yea thats a problem. Sorry I cant go to strip clubs. Im already faithful to you know the muslim girl i told you about and her overprotective father? yea her. We kinda ''Tied the Knot'' in Marriot yesterday if you know what I mean.

A christian(weak faith) guy like me and muslim girl like her. Hope it works

Originally posted by Smiter
Yea thats a problem. Sorry I cant go to strip clubs. Im already faithful to you know the muslim girl i told you about and her overprotective father? yea her. We kinda ''Tied the Knot'' yesterday if you know what I mean.

A christian(weak faith) guy like me and muslim girl like her. Hope it works

I thought you converted to Orgasmism droolio

Well, good luck with your union. I hope it bears many fruits. IF it doesn't work out, you know where to find me droolio.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I thought you converted to [b]Orgasmism droolio

[/B]


We Did Celebrate Orgasmism
Originally posted by Lord Urizen

Well, good luck with your union.

😂 We promised that we work out everything
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
droolio
I hope it bears many fruits.

If we bear a fruit then Im F0Cked, her father will kill me and there goes my bank account on child support.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
you know where to find me droolio.

We know. Its in Lot's Wife's A Hole or Sodom Gomorah here in KMC

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Umm....Hello moron, you were voluntarily comparing Bisexuality with Atheism, without my provocation....again...hypocrit.

I replied to your computers are gay comment.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I replied to your computers are gay comment.

I know.

You insulted me for comparing Homosexuality to Atheism, while you yourself were comparing Bisexuality to Atheism.....

You're a hypocrite...sorry. Unless you feel I'm using the wrong definition of the word hypocrite 🙄

Originally posted by Smiter
We Did Celebrate Orgasmism

droolio BLISS ! OH BLISS !

Originally posted by Smiter
😂 We promised that we work out everything

droolio DOUBLE BLISS !

Originally posted by Smiter
If we bear a fruit then Im F0Cked, her father will kill me and there goes my bank account on child support.

fear

Originally posted by Smiter
We know. Its in Lot's Wife's A Hole or Sodom Gomorah here in KMC

Actually, in Jesus' bed droolio