Try your best pick-up line on the person below you.

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh it says "best" pick-up line, my bad.

Sorry, I don't have any "good" ones.

""Hello there, why don't you get out of my dreams and into my bedroom?"

"Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow night."

Originally posted by Eclipso
"Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow night."

"If one could measure you beauty, the scale would be off the charts!!"

The alphabet begins with A-B-C.
Numbers begin with 1-2-3.
music begins with Do-Re-Mi.
and sex begins with you an me.

Good news, the doctor says I dont have AIDS13

"How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!"

"Do you like to eat sausage? Well I have one you can eat..."

"I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?"

Originally posted by Eclipso
"I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?"

"If you were a genie in a bottle, I would DEFINITELY rub you the right way..."

My bed is broken, I need a screw to fix it 13

"I'm British. Do you have any British in you? Would you like some?

Originally posted by Eclipso
"I'm British. Do you have any British in you? Would you like some?

"If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?"

I don't need the candy shop, because I've got all of the sweets I need right here.

When the queen said "Who's the fairest of them all" and was told Snow White, you obviously weren't around.

"Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

"It is good for a man to meet a girl in the park, but better for a man to park meat in the girl." 😐

I R BLACK I R HAVE BIG PENIS I R BUTSECKS YOU NOW!

*Picks up Itzak and carries him away*

Originally posted by Blaxican
I R BLACK I R HAVE BIG PENIS I R BUTSECKS YOU NOW!

*Picks up Itzak and carries him away*

droolio OMG! u have such a way with your wordz!

LOL about time we started hearing from some people in the Sex Party thread.

"So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the best sex in history? No? Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it."