Try your best pick-up line on the person below you.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Ever had Femme Pie?flirt

Hi, I seem to have lost my penis, can you find it for me?

"Do you believe in sex at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Hi so you're my doctor? I need my oral examination.eyes

"I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex."

"Hey there i've got some skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?naughty"

"Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!" LOl! 😆

"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons."

"How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

Originally posted by Souichiro Nagi
"How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

Already done.

"If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created."

Um.
"Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?"

"Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them. "

"That outfit looks good on you ... but it would look a lot better in a crumpled heap next to my bed."

Did you ever here 'falling in love'? Yeah? Well, I came from a thousand feet.

"Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position."

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?"

Originally posted by Souichiro Nagi
"If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?"

Already done,

"Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue."

I need no bee hive, because I see all the honey I will ever need in front of me.

"Can I borrow 70 cents? No? Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69."

"My urinary track is blocked and I can't pee! Help me!"

"Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent."