Try your best pick-up line on the person below you.

Started by Ultraman Baltan6 pages

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see.

"Are you a virgin? No? Prove it! "

Have you ever heard 'beauty of a goddess'? They must have thought of it after seeing you.

"I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated."

"Do you believe guys think with their dick? Yeah? Well, in that case, will you blow my mind? "

See no touch, touch no see, touch must pay money

"Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, if so you think that there would be some depth to it?"

I know math...U+I=69.

"Excuse me, I'm putting together a list of people with whom I want to have sex, and I'll need the correct spelling of your name."

Does Angelina Jolie know she has competition?

Do you want to **** or do I owe you an apology?

'Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm'?

'Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist'.

'Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza'?

'I wanna put my thingy into your thingy'.

What winks and ***** like a tiger?

*wink*

"Are you here for cocaine rehab, too?"

"Excuse me, do you mind if I fart?"

"Hey there, I just got out of prison. I've been the "Taker" for a while, and I'd like to be the "Giver" now."

"Your cute. Let's make crotch slop."

man that^ guy sure flirts with himself a lot

I sense sexy! *leans toward you*

"I just shaved my balls. But I made some mistakes. Got any band-aids?"

"So you thinking about getting a piercing? Well, if you want you can come back to my place, I happen to know a bit about penetration."