Try your best pick-up line on the person below you.

"I want to f**k you"

Oh, I see you dropped your books, wanna ****? 😐

"Let's talk about football. (Stick one hand out) There's an endzone here (put your other arm around the person) And there's an endzone here. Now let's talk about scoring."

"I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?"

Are you an angel because I'm seeing stars

no wait... Are you in front of me because you're lookin' yummy
no

dammit 🙁

"Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?"

"Excuse me, but I've been over by the bar running some numbers, and I believe that through combining our genes, we could create a faster, stronger, smarter super-soldier for our country. Now, there remains only one way to actually create this super-soldier, but in this time of national emergency, we have all been called upon to exert ourselves to new heights. Therefore, not for me, but for America, the cause of freedom calls upon you to go home with me tonight. "

I'm pretty sure I don't have any STD's. naughty

OMG your shirt matches my panties wanna see 'em?eyes

^Thorinn would have taken up that one.

Oh my god, that shirt is so nice, can I see if your bra matches?

"my neighbors dog has a four inch c*it."

"Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"

😱 Jumpy

"so, how many times do you have to wipe your ass after you poop?"

Do me or else. *at that point I take out a knife*

"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street."

"My dick needs a vagina. Your's will do."

"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into my penis and needs rubbed out, OH THE HUMANITY!

Ever had Femme Pie?flirt

"Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!"